Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[ZKWNordman]

Donate to Johns Patreon so he can buy a subscription to something he’ll never use:

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In the past year, Brianna has spent five figures on repairs and tweaks to the Audi, which she just bought, spent $40k on a used Porsche that she immediately crashed/paid thousands to tweak, and spent $100k on a new Porsche that is surely going to be damaged.

She claims to have a gym membership and a membership to that designer small group training place Orange Theory.

They pay far too much in rent for more house than they’ll ever need.

She buys every new Apple and Nintendo toy she can along with expensive figurines.

Sye has three expensive designer dogs that she neglects.

And now a $2000 exercise bike plus monthly subscription.

Either Frank’s dad just died and left him some money, or he drained the rest of his 401k to make his idiot spouse happy.

Say hello to crippling debt and the repo man, Brianna. May your pathetic midlife crisis forever deliver the lulz.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

This will have no effect whatsoever. John is just easy to shit on because he's been such a dumpster fire for the crowd that wanted to court him they had no choice but to shit on him when he proved such a dumpster fire liability he made Gilligan look like the most valuable person on the island.

True but, on the bright side, it makes it all the more striking how they've completely dumped Wu. They're getting about as critical as we are except that they're careful to use the 'correct' pronouns, still.

Wu is quickly burning the last mainstream...ish connections he had left because of his little vanity 'campaign' and associated twitter sperging.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

More likely, crashes and totals it and they didn't bother buying comprehensive collision insurance.

I don't think running someone over should be off the table yet, giving Wu more power is like giving Tim "The Toolman" Taylor more power.

 

[polonium]

Wu is quickly burning the last mainstream...ish connections he had left because of his little vanity 'campaign' and associated twitter sperging.

His lies and stories don't stand up to even casual scrutiny and he's finally being put in front of an audience ranging from apathetic to unsympathetic toward him instead of his usual fawning followers. Once they scratch through the thin layer of bullshit he's managed to cocoon himself in, they become downright hostile.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I hope poor Natalie wasn't anticipating a Chinese New Year bonus this year for her 84-month unborn child...

 

[Eli Whitney]

Donate to Johns Patreon so he can buy a subscription to something he’ll never use:

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• 2k for a stationary bike
• 100k on a Porsche to replace the other Porsche and the Audi he ruined
• An office he never goes to
• A high end VR rig that sits unplayed
• Every single console
• Anime figurines
• Every latest Apple product
• Subscription meal delivery service

I wonder why they can’t afford a down payment on a house.

 

[ZKWNordman]

Remember Brianna Wu? We sure do. Join the bros as they go through the history and present of one of the biggest of pains in the ass to have come out of GamerGate. Through the ancient texts of Encyclopedia Dramatica, we bring you some of the weirder figures in gaming culture.

As we go further into her life, it becomes apparent that she’s not scientifically minded and has no idea what to do in politics? What in god’s name are we talking about? Just listen and join the rabbit hole with us.

http://arrogantmedia.net/2018/02/12/super-arrogant-bros-episode-83-brianna-wu-is-not-normal/

Topic begins about a third of the way in with 44 min remaining.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Wonder what kind of life insurance policy she has on Frank.

"Oh no! My beloved is sick! I've never seen him this sick before! He never gets sick!"

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

I wonder if Frank isn't ill, he's just had a moment of clarity. An epiphany. Look at that image of him, he looks like for the first time in his life, he's realised what his life is. Throwing money at sports cars for your narcissistic wife just so she doesn't have to talk to you. Almost feel sorry for the guy.

 

[Water-T]

I wonder what would happen if Frank just suddenly kicked the bucket. Did he set up a will so that Bri-bri gets everything, or will Frank have the last laugh and leave everything to his surviving relatives? My bet is on the latter.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

I wonder what would happen if Frank just suddenly kicked the bucket. Did he set up a will so that Bri-bri gets everything, or will Frank have the last laugh and leave everything to his surviving relatives? My bet is on the latter.

What does Frank even have to leave Brianna? His savings were drained to start up GSK and I don't remember seeing much else on the financial documents he filed for their campaign.

Even if he did leave Brianna something, Brianna would spend it all in a matter of months (if that). John is absolutely fucked without Frank.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

What does Frank even have to leave Brianna? His savings were drained to start up GSK and I don't remember seeing much else on the financial documents he filed for their campaign.

Even if he did leave Brianna something, Brianna would spend it all in a matter of months (if that). John is absolutely fucked without Frank.

The biggie would be a 3x - 5x work life insurance payout.. With his salary and no taxes, that's a good lump of coin.

edit: not through divorce, of course. I should read first.

 

[Norvic]

The biggie would be a 3x - 5x work life insurance payout.. With his salary and no taxes, that's a good lump of coin.

edit: not through divorce, of course. I should read first.

Is it common for office jobs in yankland to offer life insurance as a perq? I've never had a job that offered it over here. I always thought it was more a thing for dangerous jobs like oil rig work or deep bore mining.

 

[NQ 952]

Is it common for office jobs in yankland to offer life insurance as a perq? I've never had a job that offered it over here. I always thought it was more a thing for dangerous jobs like oil rig work or deep bore mining.

My company takes life insurance policies out on all of its employees, but the payouts go to the company not the spouses. There is also Accidental Death and Dismemberment insurance which does have a small payout to the family.

I've only heard of life insurance that pays out to family members for extremely high paying roles or really well off companies.

 

[Norvic]

My company takes life insurance policies out on all of its employees, but the payouts go to the company not the spouses.

That's a bit creepy. I mean, I can see the economic incentive, but I'd always be worried that the PHBs would realise that instead of layoffs and mandatory severance packages they could just kill the employees and make money on the deal.

 

[AnOminous]

I like that he looks like he's trying to muster the strength for his scream face but is just too weak

John is probably poisoning him like in The Young Poisoner's Handbook, to get to his money.

 

[Particle Bored]

Is it common for office jobs in yankland to offer life insurance as a perq? I've never had a job that offered it over here. I always thought it was more a thing for dangerous jobs like oil rig work or deep bore mining.

My company takes life insurance policies out on all of its employees, but the payouts go to the company not the spouses. There is also Accidental Death and Dismemberment insurance which does have a small payout to the family.

I've only heard of life insurance that pays out to family members for extremely high paying roles or really well off companies.

I've got a life insurance policy through my employer that pays out to my wife (quarter mil if I recall) and I work from home for the most part. I wouldn't say I have an "extremely high paying" position, but it's salaried and above average. It just depends on your company's benefits package.

 

[NQ 952]

I've got a life insurance policy through my employer that pays out to my wife (quarter mil if I recall) and I work from home for the most part. I wouldn't say I have an "extremely high paying" position, but it's salaried and above average. It just depends on your company's benefits package.

Yeah that's a good point. Our benefits are shit.

 

[facepalm]

Life insurance that pays out to employees beneficiary is a perk a good percentage of normal office type jobs have. Especially to low to mid range managers. The insurance is cheap and it's an easy sell for a benefits package

 

[Kosher Dill]

Yeah, I think it's pretty likely that Frank has life insurance, but John is in no hurry to collect. Like CWC, he may be autistic but he understands what keeps the lights on.