Skitzocow Smiley / Fringe Wizard (Kenneth Schueler) and Fringechan - Insane Suicidal Internet Magician, Spammed /cow/, Banned from Wizchan At Least 12 Times

Meh, he's not very original on the crazy. Basically he's just a social outcast who tries to make his boring little life a little more interesting by stealing bits and pieces from every semi-off the wall media source he can find and then smashing them all together and hoping the "mundanes" won't be able to notice... which is oddly ironic since MOST of what he's "borrowing" from is ~actually~ pretty mainstream fantasy/sci-fi crap. I mean it's not like he's riffing off material from Naked Lunch or some other truly obscure source material. Color me unimpressed.
 
So, this guy used to be a run of the mill Internet nazi before jumping off the deep end? Does he still hold similar beliefs?
 
wheat pasta said:
I.. sort of am into astral projection and stuff and have had a great deal of metaphysical experiences. I'm not even sure what I should say because everyone will just laugh at me.
You know what, fuck it.

I got attacked by a succubus once when I was trying to project and it was really freaky. I'm not sure why they go around thinking they can control an encounter with one, because really they can't unless they've been practicing for several years. You have a lot less agency over your astral body than you think you do.

PS: this guy is dumb though.
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Imaginations are really crazy things, aren't they?
 
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Now he's an internet Nazi and a magician in real life. He hasn't given up any of his previous crazy beliefs, he's just expounded upon them.
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Damn. I'd love/hate to see what the hell happens when you combine nazi bugfuck craziness with top tier batshittery.
 
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https://fringechan.org/ask/res/6730.html

Well that didn't take long.
CWCki has already been cross-posted on Fringechan about this thread.
Smiley himself knows now, wonder when and if we will get a visit from the chap.

Also another Fringechan pic

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Good lord. The craziness you can find out in the Internet is almost infinite.

Wonder when we will receive a visit from this enlightened tin foil wearing guru.
 
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So I guess whoever is trolling this guy will be a "Agent of the Archons" or "Servant of the Archons"?
 
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lonesome said:
> Fnords
> Erisianism
Does he not realise Illuminatus! was literally fiction
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That's just what They WANT you to think, man! You don't believe in or see the Fnords because you've been programmed by Them. You need to break the Cycle and reject your MKULTRA conditioning and OPEN YOUR EYES! WAKE UP or one day They'll power up Their GWEN Tower arrays and microwave your brain!
 
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Damn, I can't believe such a thread exists here. The internet is such a small place.
Well, I have something to tell you guys: I've been a 4chon poster since 2011. I know a lot about Smiley, so ask me anything. I'll drop a few interesting tidbits:
  • Smiley knows very little about the world. Unlike Chris however it's not because he's retarded, he deliberately refuses to because he cares little for the material world. And he also claims that he's trying to access the "akashic records" for all knowledge.
  • He believes all religions are real. To him, the matter is not which religion is the true one, but the best one for magical practices.
  • One of his most important beliefs is "synchronicity" - a cosmic force of some kind dictating that everything similar happening at the same time must be related and there are no coincidences. Thus he's very fixated on dubs and higher gets on imageboards - since numerology is very important to him, getting dubs, trips and anything like that is apparently some significant cosmic sign. And so he'll always jump in excitement himself when getting dubs, commend people on their dubs if they're on his side and freak out if his enemy gets them. Every time. You can apparently manipulate synchronicity for your ends, even unconsciously - for example fishermen practice a lot of synchronistic magic so they can happen to catch a lot of fish and crabs.
  • As you've probably noticed, he "astrally projects" a lot. There are multiple ways of getting into astral, the most common one we apparently don't realize being dreaming - that's right, he rejects dreams being something made up by our minds, claiming that they all take place in some large MMO world. When you tell him about your dreams he'll claim things like "oh yeah! I've been there!" The astral world must be boring then, it's supposedly "infinitely vast, larger than our physical universe could ever be" yet there's only one ski resort there apparently.
  • That brings me to some of the hilarity about astral planes. They contain everything that's ever been imagined by our minds so yes, they also include every fictional universe ever. He claimed to have visited the Simpsons world and having beated up its inhabitants. The more popular the fiction is, the more established its world is in the astral as more people give power to it by putting their minds to it. Gee, who does that remind us of?
  • In a complete reversal, even though he shares some traits with Chris, one thing is the exact opposite - while Chris uses pop-culture references at every opportunity, Smiley knows nothing about pop culture and everything about it flies over his head.
  • Since our physical universe is holographic and held together by our collective imaginations, anything that seems crazy or easily explainable is just as real as anything else. That's where the "all religions are true" thing comes from, and he also claims that schizophrenics are "third eye awakened master race" who see the world as it really is, and little children practice magic all the time cause their magical abilities are not suppressed yet, and since they claim to see crazy shit it must be true. Nothing about still having to gain a full sense of object permanence or anything like that.
 
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