Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[CharlesBarkley]

"Bob, we need you to grab some carts out in the parking lot."

"MMmm... as an intellectual, I feel that I would serve best in a management position. Basically, under my lead, we can turn this place into a whole foods. First order, we need to get obviously the local hit-things-with-a-hammer
Yokels out of here."

"Bob, this is home depot."

Fired from retail countless times, tweets politics nonstop. You cant make this shit up.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Okay, let's just ignore Bob's crass, "Urrr, sorry you've been laid off your 17 year job but I too have been a victim of being fired."

What the fucking hell, MovieBob? REVEREND Steve? Laid off from his long term career job at a dying company from the OBSOLETE PAST? I bet Reverend Steve owns a 3 bedroom in the Meth Wasteland, with a mortgage held by Womensuck Federal Credit Union.

Where's the gloating, faggot? Where are the pronouncements of doom for all of Reverend Steve's fellow subhumans?

Two faced bitch, not that anyone expects any different from Bob.

 

[popoto-chan]

"I'm sorry you got fired from your 17-year-long job, but let's talk about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

 

[Foltest]

He forgot his fourth one when he got fired from the escapist for not shutting up about GG.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

What a shock that Superior Future Bob has been fired multiple times for being a failure.
You have to be a real screw up to be fired from a retail job. Not laid off, fired.

 

[NQ 952]

Fired from retail twice. You know, retail: the place that will hire literal retards to stand around so they can make the store seem not empty and attract real customers?

Yeah, he was fired twice from that.

 

[Stock Photo James]

Fired from retail twice. You know, retail: the place that will hire literal exceptional individuals to stand around so they can make the store seem not empty and attract real customers?

Yeah, he was fired twice from that.

I can totally see Bob getting fired from a grocery store after emptying an entire aisle when his primal bovine instincts kicked in.

Also, I may be confusing him and Dobson but didn't he quit himself several times? There was some time when he had to deliver items during winter time, with a sled, so he gave up not even halfway, leaving his partner to finish the work all by himself.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I can totally see Bob getting fired from a grocery store after emptying an entire aisle when his primal bovine instincts kicked in.

Also, I may be confusing him and Dobson but didn't he quit himself several times? There was some time when he had to deliver items during winter time, with a sled, so he gave up not even halfway, leaving his partner to finish the work all by himself.

The sled thing was Dobbo.
I believe Bob worked at Circuit City or Best Buy.

 

[Positron]

Just three times? Talk about a lowball.
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Don't replace my jerb with robots! I have "Initatives" and "Extra efforts"!

Fired from retail twice. You know, retail: the place that will hire literal exceptional individuals to stand around so they can make the store seem not empty and attract real customers?

Yeah, he was fired twice from that.

Chris and Phil were only fired once each. Bobby is twice as pathetic as either of them.

 

[Flexo]

What does this fat fuck mean by, "speculative fiction?"

"Speculative Fiction" is the new catch-all term for fantasy/scifi and basically anything else that isn't historical or realistic fiction-wise.

I mean Bob is about as close as humanly (or whatever he is) possible to an actual comic book villain. The joke is he is incapable of ever realizing it.

The joke is also that a lot of comic book villains don't realize they're the bad guys either. If they wanted an unsympathetic doc ock for a movie...

 

[Jaimas]

Just three times? Talk about a lowball.
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Been fired 3 times in his life.
....And one of them was for sperging about fucking Gamergate.

I'm sorry, that shit will never stop being fucking hilarious, because it completely undermines Bob at every fucking turn.

 

[Flexo]

Heh, so 4 new entries appear to have been made, complaining about Bob complaining about Batman v Superman.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/DethroningMoment/MovieBob

Ah when autists go to war...

 

[NQ 952]

Been fired 3 times in his life.
....And one of them was for sperging about fucking Gamergate.

I'm sorry, that shit will never stop being fucking hilarious, because it completely undermines Bob at every fucking turn.

I suspect the "office job" he was fired from was not the escapist gig that he was referencing, which brings up his real total to 4 firings.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I suspect the "office job" he was fired from was not the escapist gig that he was referencing, which brings up his real total to 4 firings.

So now he's four times more pathetic than Chris and Phil. Now that's just sad.

 

[Done]

He forgot his fourth one when he got fired from the escapist for not shutting up about GG.

There's no confirmation of that because Bob won't talk about it, and that reddit AMA post was confirmed to be fake.

But yes, all indications point to that being the case.

Chris and Phil were only fired once each. Bobby is twice as pathetic as either of them.

To be entirely fair to Bob, he tried far more than they did, Chris & Phil only had one jerb to begin with..

I think one of them jerbs was in a Best Buy or something similar..

 

[Assorted Nuts]

If it was somewhere like Best Buy I'd like to imagine Bob got fired for going on an unprompted rant against a "dudebro" trying to buy a copy of "Cawl a' Doody".

 

[TheClorax]

Sorry, Dobson keeps retweeting this shit.
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Pretty sure this proves he never read the comics.

Excuse me for a minute, I need to draw T’Challa shaking hands with Emperor Trump, handing blueprints for a wall to him.

 

[Wesley Willis]

Bob is pretty much every character in every Kevin Smith movie (except the Ben Affleck ones because he actually gets laid).

 

[The Wwwyzzerdd]

Bob, you're being a bad ally if you're suggesting filthy white people go see Black Citizen Kane opening weekend.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Bob is pretty much every character in every Kevin Smith movie (except the Ben Affleck ones because he actually gets laid).

Without the likability, or even fun about them. He's just what Kevin smith AVOIDS to do.