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Kermit the Frog said:
So after taking a quick look at Phil's instagram, in the first two days she's been there, they have done the following:
- Phil took Kat to Claire's... right across the street from where Leanna works
- Phil stood behind Kat while she played Overwatch on PC with a gamepad (fucking hell) until 3 in the morning

Soulmates!
And keep in mind, this is Phil taking 4 days off to spend time exclusively with her. Half of that time is already gone (though I will give a pass to the first day since she had jet lag) and this is what he came up with. Imagine the exciting things they'll do once Phil gets back into his routine of streaming every day and waking up at 11 in the morning. Now, it's likely that Kat is a homebody and she doesn't mind staying in a lot to play video games, but come the fuck on Phil at least try to put some effort into showing her a good time. You live right next to Seattle, a major city, and you can't show her around town or something? Nope, gotta go to the mall and look at cheap trinkets to make the ex (who has moved on) jealous.



Because Phil doesn't enjoy anything and he doesn't know how to have fun. He doesn't like sports, doesn't like music, doesn't read books, doesn't collect anything, doesn't have any hobbies, doesn't have any interest in anything aside from Netflix shows and movies. We already know he hates his "job" and doesn't like playing video games anymore. Everything Phil does is just to pass the time and make money.
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Phil likes music. He just likes garbage such as Radiohead and Smashmouth.

johnny5150 said:
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someone is getting a upgrade
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Bitcoin isn't worth data mining at this point. You will be lucky to brake even on the power you use for the equipment and what you make mining.
 
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since Kat moved in , he can begged for more money since he have to pay for more use of power, more food and two cars.
 
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Kat's upgrading his lemon
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I would not be shocked that Phil is going to get Kat to assemble the adult legos known as building a gaming rig that he never fucking uses besides Day 1 releases.

I do regret that we will not see him being a caveman and breaking the computer in the process since he makes others do stuff for him. I will laugh if he also doesn't up his PSU out of ignorance though. A bit of salt due to the PSU not being able to handle a new GPU would be funny as shit.
 
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Adamska said:
I would not be shocked that Phil is going to get Kat to assemble the adult legos known as building a gaming rig that he never fucking uses besides Day 1 releases.

I do regret that we will not see him being a caveman and breaking the computer in the process since he makes others do stuff for him. I will laugh if he also doesn't up his PSU out of ignorance though. A bit of salt due to the PSU not being able to handle a new GPU would be funny as shit.
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Chances are any new GPU won’t run that good if his MoBo doesn’t support PCIE 3.0 and above. But he will just call the GPU manufacturer a detractor and whine like a bitch.
 
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Adamska said:
I would not be shocked that Phil is going to get Kat to assemble the adult legos known as building a gaming rig that he never fucking uses besides Day 1 releases.

I do regret that we will not see him being a caveman and breaking the computer in the process since he makes others do stuff for him. I will laugh if he also doesn't up his PSU out of ignorance though. A bit of salt due to the PSU not being able to handle a new GPU would be funny as shit.
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Didn't he claim that he used to build gaming PCs as a hobby? I wonder where that went...
 
And the scariest thing of all is that Phil, despite finding his "soulmate", has yet to give any legitimate reasons for liking Kat or things that make her a "soulmate", beyond what she can offer him financially/how she can emotionally "support" him/how she says things that nobody has ever said before to him.

Like...I'm no smooth-talker, but you can't even be generic as fuck and say things like she's "really kind/considerate/funny/understanding/etc", Phil? Straight to the bills she can help pay and the ego she can kiss better if it gets bruised by detractors?

This is not going to end well. Taking a few days to condition her to living with you, then tossing her a day per week to spend time with her, is pretty much what he did with Leanna. Once Kat the Soulmaid gets a job, it'll be exactly like Leanna. As I said...not gonna end well.
 
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GnomeofDoc said:
Was looking over the Instagram photos. Why does she have two Japanese swords* that’s when you have gone too far.





*Katana. I just do that I know it rustles some weebs jimmies
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:offtopic:They are Japanese Straight Swords aka Ninjatos, not katanas. They were used by ninja's in Feudal Japan. But its ok though, being a weeb takes years of practice.
But seriously though those are unsharpened stainless steel swords that cost $70. You know she is a dumb weeb who knows nothing about Japan except Swords and Anime when she buys stainless steel blades and that are not sharp. If she got at least 1040 high high carbon steel blades (they range $100+) then she would have been a smarter weeb.
Oh if anyone wants to buy these "amazing" ninja blades that cant cut butter here you go.

https://www.amazon.com/Double-Katanas-Samurai-Swords-Scabbard/dp/B00Q5GV7KK
 
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Failureface Phil is only now discovering that half decent video cards have dried up? It's been like that for about a year now, I live by a Microcenter and it's looked like it was going out of business by how barren it is in the computer parts section.
 
>Has an i7 4930k
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"DOOD! MY PC IS TRASH I NEED YOU GUYS TO PAY FOR A NEW ONE!"
All he has to do is sell his 780 ti, buy a better cooler and put the rest towards a new gpu. But he probably isn't smart enough to do that.
 
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Jmboote said:
give any legitimate reasons for liking Kat or things that make her a "soulmate", beyond what she can offer him financially/how she can emotionally "support" him/how she says things that nobody has ever said before to him.
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Phil doesn't care about the financial support,he gets that from the idiots who donate to him.
If Kat can cook and clean for Phil, he will be happy and in love.
 
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