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You know, I don't understand why Phil doesn't change his format and start making videos about something he enjoys. His paypigs literally donate even in the middle of the night when there's nothing on stream, they'll keep donating no matter what he does. Why not have some fun?
 
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Kosher Dill said:
You know, I don't understand why Phil doesn't change his format and start making videos about something he enjoys. His paypigs literally donate even in the middle of the night when there's nothing on stream, they'll keep donating no matter what he does. Why not have some fun?
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He said" when did do edited videos, they won't bringing in views and they were getting demonetized"
 
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DSP has stated she will not be streaming because her office doesn't have a landline internet. So she can't stream off wireless i guess. Can't believe dsp let a demon move into his house, this will not end well.
 
So after taking a quick look at Phil's instagram, in the first two days she's been there, they have done the following:
- Phil took Kat to Claire's... right across the street from where Leanna works
- Phil stood behind Kat while she played Overwatch on PC with a gamepad (fucking hell) until 3 in the morning

Soulmates!
And keep in mind, this is Phil taking 4 days off to spend time exclusively with her. Half of that time is already gone (though I will give a pass to the first day since she had jet lag) and this is what he came up with. Imagine the exciting things they'll do once Phil gets back into his routine of streaming every day and waking up at 11 in the morning. Now, it's likely that Kat is a homebody and she doesn't mind staying in a lot to play video games, but come the fuck on Phil at least try to put some effort into showing her a good time. You live right next to Seattle, a major city, and you can't show her around town or something? Nope, gotta go to the mall and look at cheap trinkets to make the ex (who has moved on) jealous.

Kosher Dill said:
You know, I don't understand why Phil doesn't change his format and start making videos about something he enjoys. His paypigs literally donate even in the middle of the night when there's nothing on stream, they'll keep donating no matter what he does. Why not have some fun?
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Because Phil doesn't enjoy anything and he doesn't know how to have fun. He doesn't like sports, doesn't like music, doesn't read books, doesn't collect anything, doesn't have any hobbies, doesn't have any interest in anything aside from Netflix shows and movies. We already know he hates his "job" and doesn't like playing video games anymore. Everything Phil does is just to pass the time and make money.
 
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johnny5150 said:
He said" when did do edited videos, they won't bringing in views and they were getting demonetized"
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Yeah, I guess this is the answer - it couldn't be a video, it would have to be a stream. And the only things we know he does besides gaming are watching tons of TV and movies, which you can't rebroadcast.
 
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Yeah, I guess this is the answer - it couldn't be a video, it would have to be a stream. And the only things we know he does besides gaming are watching tons of TV and movies, which you can't rebroadcast.
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Couldn't he try being a review channel, or did he already try that?
 
johnny5150 said:
Can you picture Phil at fancy restaurant snouting and burping loudly?
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Based off the Leanna video Phil is probably the quiet one out of him and the neet maid in public.

Though based on the grilled cheese ear rings at Claire's he probably just needs to buy her some light up soles at Foot Locker.
 
DiabeticSP said:
Hey now, Phil has said he's buying her some shoes and taking her out to a dinner reservation for the holidays.

That's Good Boyfriend Points for at least 3 months.
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I don't even know what people here expect a typical guy does to keep his "baby momma" happy:
  • buy her things or at least make her nice things (like a special breakfast or meal). buy her that anime series she mentioned or buy her something as a surprise every now and then so that she can post pictures of it on her social media to make sure she is better than all of her friends
  • take her out for dinner every now and then or take her to the movies. make sure you get something that's exclusive in some way, so she can post about it on social media to her "baby momma" friends and how they're all pleb tier because their man only got them a blockbuster rental
  • make sure you go on small excursions to get out of the house and make sure you compliment her and make her feel good about herself (such as taking her out to buy some shoes)
  • arguments are really normal in relationships, so make sure you always put up a fight during arguments but inevitably feign defeat because make up sex is a lot better than regular sex and especially better than no sex
  • make sure you buy her some sort of jewelry or some item of clothing (like shoes) that marks her as your "property" so that she can wear it every single day and post pictures to her "baby momma" friends about how he's "her man" and she's "his woman".
  • make sure you feign at least some level of jealousy. she's inevitably going to bring up the chad coworker or ex boyfriend at some stage to try and see how you react. you don't want to be too jealous and controlling, but you don't want to completely ignore it either
This is the same kind of shit your parents most likely did.

What else are people expecting? Even if she was Warren Buffet's billionaire daughter, Scarlett Johansson or Christine Chandler it'd still be the same fucking thing with minor alterations.

I'd estimate the difficulty will be whether she actually has a job or not and how demanding that job is. Because if she's at work most of the day, then comes home and has some "Phil time" it probably won't be too bad. On the other hand, if she's going to stay at home all day long, then they're gonna get bored pretty quick.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
No Phil needs to do IRL stuff. He needs to cook and do stuff like go to starbucks. It would be hilarious see him interact with casheirs and fail at ordering coffee. "I didn't want decaf AWWW CAMAHN". Literally every DSP tries it he is like "They got my order wrong". How do you fuck up ordering fast food?
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Phil has a hard issue with association. An example is he thinks he's getting a DQ Blizzard but instead gets another dull-ass session of PUBG. One day he'll learn.
 
KingjadVCMP said:
Impossible, as you have to assume it's on the separate Internet line for personal use and not the business line for his own office? (would it still be a factor regardless?)

Got a feeling she's paid for absolutely nothing yet, Phil has to play it slowly before she opens up her...purse
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the only thing he wants to open...
 
Was looking over the Instagram photos. Why does she have two Japanese swords* that’s when you have gone too far.





*Katana. I just do that I know it rustles some weebs jimmies
 
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someone is getting a upgrade
 
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He needs that money to save his house and pay taxes! He won't spend it on computer parts and a new television or hand carts and moving Kat across the country. Phil is being completely honest about what the money was for.

He will be needing more money in April so start saving up kiddos!
 
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