Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[I'm Yogurt]

Someones lazy.

Unsurprisingly.

 

[MartyWeiss]

He's built a brick shit house on a pile of bendy straws. All this easter egg shit is because he probably has no idea to unfuck his mess of a code alone to implement the "core" gameplay. So you get chainsaw hands and medusas. He's just buying time.

edit: yea :late: sorry trying to catch up

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

He's built a brick shit house on a pile of bendy straws. All this easter egg shit is because he probably has no idea to unfuck his mess of a code alone to implement the "core" gameplay. So you get chainsaw hands and medusas. He's just buying time.

Joined today I see? Well, welcome to the farms! And don’t worry too much about the length of this thread, just read the first few posts on here and maybe watch this video as well so that you can get a pretty good understanding of who this guy is and stuff. Or you probably already knew about that and it wasn’t necessary for me to tell you.

 

[MartyWeiss]

Joined today I see? Well, welcome to the farms! And don’t worry too much about the length of this thread, just read the first few posts on here and maybe watch this video as well so that you can get a pretty good understanding of who this guy is and stuff. Or you probably already knew about that and it wasn’t necessary for me to tell you.

Haha yea read to about page 500 a few months ago, caught up on the last hundred thought I could pop in but there's new fish to fry. Couldn't help myself any longer after seeing this guy is still getting millions of views on youtube. Thanks for the welcome.

 

[Blyat]

Can someone post a transcript of the video for those of us who don't want to kill our ears with his voice?

Spoiler: End my suffering

You know what fucking sucks? Today, I ordered food on GrubHub, and it took them an hour and half to MAKE the food, and then they -- it said like, "your food's on the way", and I'm like -- and it should be here in like 45 minutes. I'm like "oh, great.That's gonna take a long fucking time." So, I'm waiting for the food to arrive, and then like, I - I look at the clock and I'm like, "It's been an hour, where the fuck is my fucking food?" So I look at the website, and it's like "your -- your food was delivered 5 minutes ago." And I'm like WTF?!What? They, they, I told them to call my phone when they arrive. When you arrive, call my phone -- but I didn't get a phone call. So, I go outside, and I look, and there's no FOOD anywhere. It's not like they just walked up and -- and put the food on the ground outside my house. I'm like, "WHERE'S THE FOOD?!" -- and I'm like in disbelief. So, I go to the GrubHub website, and I'm like, "Hey I ordered food" -- they -- they, it said "ordered delivered", but my order wasnt delivered. So, where's my food?!And the guy says, "hold on, I'll check with the driver." And he says, "Oh sorry, the driver says it's too far. He can't deliver all the way out there." And -- AND IF ITS TOO FUCKING FAR AWAY, WHY DID THEY LET ME PLACE THE ORDER IN THE FIRST PLACE?! LIKE WTF?! LIKE JUST DESIGN YOUR STUPID, FUCKING, SHITTY WEBSITE SO YOU CAN'T EVEN PLACE A SINGLE FUCKING ORDER FROM THE FUCKING RESTAURANT IF ITS TOO SO FAR AWAY IF THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA DELIVER. AND BTW -- WHEN WAS THE DRIVER PLANNING ON LETTING ME KNOW THAT, HUH? WHEN WAS THE DRIVER GONNA TELL ME, "Yo dude, I'm not delivering your food"? He just marked the order as complete, and never contacted me. He had my phone number, it was right there in the descriptions, "call the number when you arrive". HE COULD'VE CALLED ME AND TOLD ME "Hey dude, sorry! You're not getting your food!" INSTEAD, NOPE! NO WORD FROM THE DRIVER. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED -- HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH THE DRIVER'S MIND EXACTLY?! WHEN WAS I -- WHEN WAS HE PLANNING TO LET ME KNOW I WASN'T GONNA HAVE FOOD TONIGHT, HUH?!WHEN WAS HE PLANNING ON LETTING ME KNOW THAT? WTF GRUB HUG?! WTF. WTF. WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK.

 

[crapinabucket]

YandereDev gets a taste of his own medicine

Honestly scares the hell out of me even imagining that there are people out there who are actually interested in Alex sexually. Must make him feel good, but I wonder how many of these fucked up kids have sent him proocative messages?
What with all that YandereDev x Reader bullshit...

 

[Colloid]

YandereDev gets a taste of his own medicine

>Makes fans wait over 4 years for one rival and expects no complaints
>Flips his shit after waiting an hour for food

 

[A Sign]

Spoiler: End my suffering

You know what fucking sucks? Today, I ordered food on GrubHub, and it took them an hour and half to MAKE the food, and then they -- it said like, "your food's on the way", and I'm like -- and it should be here in like 45 minutes. I'm like "oh, great.That's gonna take a long fucking time." So, I'm waiting for the food to arrive, and then like, I - I look at the clock and I'm like, "It's been an hour, where the fuck is my fucking food?" So I look at the website, and it's like "your -- your food was delivered 5 minutes ago." And I'm like WTF?!What? They, they, I told them to call my phone when they arrive. When you arrive, call my phone -- but I didn't get a phone call. So, I go outside, and I look, and there's no FOOD anywhere. It's not like they just walked up and -- and put the food on the ground outside my house. I'm like, "WHERE'S THE FOOD?!" -- and I'm like in disbelief. So, I go to the GrubHub website, and I'm like, "Hey I ordered food" -- they -- they, it said "ordered delivered", but my order wasnt delivered. So, where's my food?!And the guy says, "hold on, I'll check with the driver." And he says, "Oh sorry, the driver says it's too far. He can't deliver all the way out there." And -- AND IF ITS TOO FUCKING FAR AWAY, WHY DID THEY LET ME PLACE THE ORDER IN THE FIRST PLACE?! LIKE WTF?! LIKE JUST DESIGN YOUR STUPID, FUCKING, SHITTY WEBSITE SO YOU CAN'T EVEN PLACE A SINGLE FUCKING ORDER FROM THE FUCKING RESTAURANT IF ITS TOO SO FAR AWAY IF THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA DELIVER. AND BTW -- WHEN WAS THE DRIVER PLANNING ON LETTING ME KNOW THAT, HUH? WHEN WAS THE DRIVER GONNA TELL ME, "Yo dude, I'm not delivering your food"? He just marked the order as complete, and never contacted me. He had my phone number, it was right there in the descriptions, "call the number when you arrive". HE COULD'VE CALLED ME AND TOLD ME "Hey dude, sorry! You're not getting your food!" INSTEAD, NOPE! NO WORD FROM THE DRIVER. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED -- HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH THE DRIVER'S MIND EXACTLY?! WHEN WAS I -- WHEN WAS HE PLANNING TO LET ME KNOW I WASN'T GONNA HAVE FOOD TONIGHT, HUH?!WHEN WAS HE PLANNING ON LETTING ME KNOW THAT? WTF GRUB HUG?! WTF. WTF. WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK.

What a spoiled rich cunt. I bet he can't even boil water or toast bead in a toaster cause its "girls only" work to cook or w/e

As for you, thank you for suffering for us.

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

What a spoiled rich cunt. I bet he can't even boil water or toast bead in a toaster cause its "girls only" work to cook or w/e

As for you, thank you for suffering for us.

“Toasting bread and boiling water is a ‘girls job only’ and it’s the only way we’ll get back at those pesky SJWs by forcing those stereotypes and tasks on them, that’ll trigger them for sure!” *Menacingly, jewishly rubs hands together*

 

[Zaragoza]

It looks like he didn't get enough goodboy points for cooked meal. Also he's clearly acting on the part that he's going to cry.

Spoiler

plz prove me wrong

 

[Professional Meanie]

It looks like he didn't get enough goodboy points for cooked meal. Also he's clearly acting on the part that he's going to cry.

Spoiler

plz prove me wrong

Doesn't change the fact that he sounds like a whiny bitch. Not that that's new.

 

[NashiNashi]

YandereDev gets a taste of his own medicine

So the only time he actually sounds animated is when he's pissed?

Also I remember maybe like a year ago, Mama Mahan brought him food during one of his streams. So why couldn't he ask her? Did his relationship with his parents become strained? Of course the most reasonable thing for him to do was get a refund and just prepare his own damn meal like an adult, but it's so puzzling out of all of the things he could have possibly done, he just makes a fool of himself by REEEing on stream.

Bit fftopic:, but is this “YandereDevFan” channel actually some fanboy/girl constantly stalking Alex and his streams, only to upload them on YouTube? Is Alex okay with this person uploading his streaming moments, does he know? And does the uploader think his behavior is okay or has any kind of opinion or comment on his reactions?

It's really not that creepy considering the fact that Eva puts out most of his content when streaming. There are plenty of YouTube channels that take the best stuff from a stream and upload it onto their own channel. I think there are plenty of non-official channels that do so with Vinesauce streams. Though I must say, Vinesauce is legitimately entertaining in comparison to Eva's cringe.

 

[Popcorn Apoptosis]

Bit fftopic:, but is this “YandereDevFan” channel actually some fanboy/girl constantly stalking Alex and his streams, only to upload them on YouTube? Is Alex okay with this person uploading his streaming moments, does he know? And does the uploader think his behavior is okay or has any kind of opinion or comment on his reactions?

He commented on one of those ‘Yanderedev has a mental breakdown’ videos and didn’t seem to have much objection to it.

DevFan themselves probably finds it funny or endearing in some sense if I’m just going off of the descriptions and how enthusiastic they are about making these videos.

 

[No Nails]

Every other Indie Game ?

New Updates

https://yanderedev.wordpress.com/2018/02/15/update-preview-2/#more-11551

''The placeholder girl doesn't serve any purpose. She's just there because I suck at coding and Musume ended up being in the Student ID 2 times. She'll be gone soon. BUT LOOK SHE SERVES A PURPOSE IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO MENTION LOL''

 

[A Sign]

I bet its female senpai

 

[I'm Yogurt]

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Every other Indie Game ?

New Updates

https://yanderedev.wordpress.com/2018/02/15/update-preview-2/#more-11551

''The placeholder girl doesn't serve any purpose. She's just there because I suck at coding and Musume ended up being in the Student ID 2 times. She'll be gone soon. BUT LOOK SHE SERVES A PURPOSE IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO MENTION LOL''

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No Osana in sight.

 

[Colloid]

No Osana in sight.

Osana is a hostage that Alex teases to release to keep fans interested in his game while he does whatever he feels like.

 

[Ido]

He spends so much time on the computer I'm surprised his eyes aren't strained to shit yet... unless that's why he thinks this garbage game looks good?

Dawg just leave your cave for some food and give your eyes a break.

 

[Colloid]

He spends so much time on the computer I'm surprised his eyes aren't strained to shit yet... unless that's why he thinks this garbage game looks good?

Dawg just leave your cave for some food and give your eyes a break.

Wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t even have a car despite his income and being in his late 20s. Hell, I wouldn’t even be surprised if he didn’t know how to drive and his parents just cart him around everywhere. He sounds like such a manchild in that video after all.

 

[I'm Yogurt]

He spends so much time on the computer I'm surprised his eyes aren't strained to shit yet... unless that's why he thinks this garbage game looks good?

This got me thinking tbh