VALENTINE'S DAY 2018

[Dovahshit]

 

[pickleniggo]

Giving a shit ton of chocolate to a morbidly obese person claiming to be on a diet. We all knew that was gonna happen.

 

[SpokesBottom]

So “Eric wrote that” referring to the February 30th message.

Did he write the other two dates or is your handwriting completely idental AL?

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Sorry, I'm bored

 

[DarkSydePundit]

„Oh god, she is talking again...“

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Bitch has her shirt on backwards.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

So “Eric wrote that” referring to the February 30th message.

Did he write the other two dates or is your handwriting completely idental AL?

She lies about the dumbest stuff. And more BBW. yay. I couldn't have predicted.

 

[89elbees]

So many gems in this vlog:

1. "subsribe" intro is gone without any acknowledgement and we're back to the unicorn whipcrack thing
2. "we were gonna celebrate Valentine's day alone but then Destiny called"
3. Spends a shit ton of money at Bath and Body Works. Mentions Dana is the only person who got her a gift for Valentine's day last year... you girlfriend also cheated on you with Dana and subsequently broke up with you to date her, honey...
4. Gets Destiny men's body spray from Bath and Body Works lmao
5. Eats chocolate that was just picked up off the floor
6. Dana literally just sliding the giant chocolate heart across the table at AL without a word, she knows exactly what she's doing
7. On the subject of her ~weight loss journey~, "journeys have ups and journeys have lows, there's no steady incline either way" = absolutely setting the stage for a weight gain in her next update, if it ever comes

 

[PiggyPie]

"My life has changed so much in a year"

 

[Dovahshit]

"My weight has changed so much in a year"

ftfy

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

IIRC Dana got her one of those chocolate hearts last year too.

 

[CindyChafe]

Eric feeding her that chocolate covered strawberry was fucking comedy gold. I love the way he can goad her on. It shows how she's a sucker for any type of attention, no matter how foolish it makes her look.

"I don't know how to be sensual so let's just be normal."

Nah, just hold open your gaping maw and let me shove this sugar down there...

Okay! :deviant:

 

[GORL]

IIRC in one of the younows with Dana and Destiny (on Amber's yn), Dana said she wanted to spend her anniversary, February 14th, alone with Destiny. So, why would Destiny call Amber to hang out? Seems... Weird.

 

[C3PBRO]

Journeys have ups, and journeys have lows. There's no steady incline either way.

My brain is bleeding.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

My brain is bleeding.

She's just trying to (badly) justify a weight gain.

 

[RG 448]

fat

 

[Dovahshit]

IIRC in one of the younows with Dana and Destiny (on Amber's yn), Dana said she wanted to spend her anniversary, February 14th, alone with Destiny. So, why would Destiny call Amber to hang out? Seems... Weird.

in other words, Amber called them and yammered on and on how they should celebrate together until density gave in

 

[EH 110]

IIRC Dana got her one of those chocolate hearts last year too.

I remember. Amber was home alone, drinking. Dustin and Dana showed up after their date and Dana gave Amber chocolate.

 

[Bitchboy95]

IIRC in one of the younows with Dana and Destiny (on Amber's yn), Dana said she wanted to spend her anniversary, February 14th, alone with Destiny. So, why would Destiny call Amber to hang out? Seems... Weird.

Supposedly, their anniversary is the 13th, which AL said was done to not rub it in her face by being on V Day. I think.

 

[strawberryjam]

"journeys have ups and journeys have lows, there's no steady incline either way"

I hate that she always says that, as if it excuses her fucking up. So it's ok if you just fuck up and you're on a "low"? hold yourself accountable, AmberLynn! when it's an alcoholic and they're on a sobriety "journey", and they fuck up and drink, is it called "having a low"? no. it's called relapse. food is your drug AmberLynn, and you're on a bender, not a "low".