Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

BigTodd said:
I could forgive his senile dementia if he claimed internet access in 1989 and meant BBS, but he is adamant that it was satellite internet out in the desert.
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"son I'm 64 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet."
-Tommy
 
The good ole days. Tom's pathetic lifestyle has resulted in all of his horns being stolen. The only thing he has left are shitty recorders that nobody would be dumb enough to steal.
 
BigTodd said:
The good ole days. Tom's pathetic lifestyle has resulted in all of his horns being stolen. The only thing he has left are shitty recorders that nobody would be dumb enough to steal.
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In b4 Tom tells us they're super special one of a kind recorders. Passed down from the reptiloids through members of his jewish tribe through out the ages, and given to him during a super secret rainbow gathering ceremony.
 
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BigTodd said:
The good ole days. Tom's pathetic lifestyle has resulted in all of his horns being stolen. The only thing he has left are shitty recorders that nobody would be dumb enough to steal.
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He doesn't even have a sax any more does he? Not that he could play it if he had one.

Wasn't it someone on AMB who literally bought one for him?
 
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AnOminous said:
He doesn't even have a sax any more does he? Not that he could play it if he had one.

Wasn't it someone on AMB who literally bought one for him?
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My understanding is that several people pitched in and the owner of the board bought it and shipped it to him. They genuinely felt sorry for him after he got his stolen. He was such an ungrateful asshole about it that I'm pretty sure nobody there will do such a thing again.

It wasn't a super expensive horn, but at about $200, it was still far more than a broke hobo from Tucson could afford. He made a video or two "thanking" his "anti-fan club" with a bunch of back handed comments.

Remember that after that incident, he made numerous threats against the people involved, complained about the quality of the horn, and would bleat to anyone who would listen about how horrible they are.
 
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At this very moment this thread is on the second page, which is unconscionable. As members of the Tommy Tooter Hate Club #492, we have a solemn sworn obligation to bring the Toot to every corner of the internet by maintaining our glorious SEO

Thomas Wasserberg sucks and we all collectively think very very little of his antics and values

Also I have heard from very reliable sources that he does not perform basic hygiene functions such as bathing regularly and maintaining his hair and nails, and as such he accumulates lots of bacteria in his various orifices and crevices. As a result, he's gross and smells bad
 
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TheIceCreamMan said:
At this very moment this thread is on the second page, which is unconscionable. As members of the Tommy Tooter Hate Club #492, we have a solemn sworn obligation to bring the Toot to every corner of the internet by maintaining our glorious SEO

Thomas Wasserberg sucks and we all collectively think very very little of his antics and values

Also I have heard from very reliable sources that he does not perform basic hygiene functions such as bathing regularly and maintaining his hair and nails, and as such he accumulates lots of bacteria in his various orifices and crevices. As a result, he's gross and smells bad
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Also he fucks dogs.

And he's fat.
 
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The intriguing part of Tom's case is how Arizona's Proposition 200 will play out. This will be Tom's 2nd drug charge in Arizona.

According to Jackson White, LLP: "In Arizona, possession of drug paraphernalia is prohibited under the terms of A.R.S §13-3415, which states that it’s illegal to possess anything that allows one to use, prepare, plant or do a number of other things related to drugs.

In broad terms, any instrument or item used in close connection with illegal drugs can be deemed paraphernalia, and under Arizona law, this can be either a felony or misdemeanor charge.

If the drug paraphernalia possession charge is processed through the county court system, it will likely be charged as a class 6 felony.

On the other hand, if the charge is processed in a municipal court, then it will likely be charged as a misdemeanor. In either case the conviction will remain on your record until you motion the court to set it aside.

Arizona’s Proposition 200 prohibits jail or prison time for first- and second-time nonviolent drug offenders. They may receive probation and other penalties, but incarceration can be avoided.

However, if there are other charges or aggravating factors present, or if the charges are deemed violent, the offender may face jail or prison time.

In many jurisdictions throughout Arizona, there are drug diversion programs that are offered to drug offenders. One of these is TASC, which is a drug monitoring program that generally lasts from three to six months.

For offenders who don’t fall under the Proposition 200 restrictions, jail or prison time for paraphernalia charges could be up to one year for a first-time felony, or longer for those with multiple felony convictions.

If an offender is eligible for a drug diversion program, he or she may have their charge dismissed once the program is completed successfully. If offenders don’t pass the program, they could face increased penalties."

He's hoping to duck jail on account of pleading "retarded" or "destitute." Other mitgating factors include he never paid his previous $800 drug fine nor a $275 Jaywalking charge. He'll find out if he's getting sentenced. If he is, expect him to go on the run.

Fun Fact!: This is the same reason Tom cannot live in Wisconsin, Tennessee, or Texas. :story:
 
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PurpleSquirrel said:
Much as I oppose Arizona's draconian anti-cannabis laws, I gotta say that Tom had it coming. There are effective ways to both work for legalization and indulge one's taste for the herb in such a state; Tom knew and practiced none of them. Openly smoking weed in a public place like that gem swap-meet alone is making yourself an easy target in a state where a creature like Joe Arpaio could become a top law-enforcement official.

I just hope he gets much-needed counseling, and is put in a halfway house where the online and IRL antics that have made him infamous everywhere from KF to Rainbow Village, won't be tolerated.
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I wonder how much of it was actually everyone around the force knowing Tommy and getting fed up with his antics.

Gook Choy said:
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That moment when Tom doesn't realize there's no such thing as an "expiring gender dysphoria" letter and they told him to fuck off forever.
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Someone needs to release a troll video comparing people like Tommy or Zinnia to actual cases of intersexuality. I swear, every troon on here has claimed to be intersexed, which mean's that it's statistically impossible for so many of them to be cataloged in one place unless you're seeking them out for a medical study.
 
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Gook Choy said:
He's hoping to duck jail on account of pleading "exceptional" or "destitute." Other mitgating factors include he never paid his previous $800 drug fine nor a $275 Jaywalking charge. He'll find out if he's getting sentenced. If he is, expect him to go on the run.
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you mean "go on the waddle"
 
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