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neger psykolog said:
btw this is a username that has come up several times (in the past as well):
https://steamcommunity.com/id/LiveOnWithoutMe
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Whoever it is they are playing Kingdom Come as we speak.
 
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Phil's back tomorrow, right?

How do we expect the 2 hour prestream to go?

Will he mention her positive traits? Will he brag about his dinner reservation? Will he manage to make things incredibly awkward?

I'm hoping he goes all out and introduces her on stream in classic Phil awkward for everyone fashion where his fans are mad he's rubbing 'muh girl' into their faces and she's clearly uncomfortable being shown off like a dog in front of 500 viewers.
 
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Quan_Chi said:
Of course he did. That I bet would have been a vault boy rage compilation on its own, for sure. This play through will be very boring, especially with no music. His jrpg lp will be even worse because it's a game barely anyone wanted.

While dynasty warriors 9 would have brought the big pay pigs out. Same with monster hunter. He needs to stop with his "executive decisions" and actually use his "business degree".
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Phil's business degree was clearly a third class and without honours because if he looked at top played Monster Hunter World is one of the top games played if not THE since release. Fighter Z dropped a lot sadly.
 
Dirt McGirt said:
Ehh. It's not too uncommon for people to change their usernames on Steam more often then they change their underwear.
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Yeah. And its not uncommon to use the fred fuchs name either, however there were some other slightly bizarre things about that account.

I think its unlikely to be a match, I just put it here because it kept turning up so maybe someone notices something I don't.
 
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neger psykolog said:
Yeah. And its not uncommon to use the fred fuchs name either, however there were some other slightly bizarre things about that account.

I think its unlikely to be a match, I just put it here because it kept turning up so maybe someone notices something I don't.
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I did see this in their group Tango Snuck'd, which does seem a lot like something Fred would have said. No idea if that means anything.

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DiabeticSP said:
Phil's back tomorrow, right?

How do we expect the 2 hour prestream to go?

Will he mention her positive traits? Will he brag about his dinner reservation? Will he manage to make things incredibly awkward?

I'm hoping he goes all out and introduces her on stream in classic Phil awkward for everyone fashion where his fans are mad he's rubbing 'muh girl' into their faces and she's clearly uncomfortable being shown off like a dog in front of 500 viewers.
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yup
 
In the end, at an Illinois graveyard, @neger psykolog gives a heartfelt departing speech to Phil how he used him, his son, as bait to lure out the last of the Sons of Kojima to his trap. Pulling the plug on Fuchs's life support, neger can feel that his time is also coming to an end. His work is done.

As Phil's snorts blot out the silence of the serene snow-covered graveyard, neger gives his last words: "The world is fine thinking that I'm the last of the Sons of Kojima, my son. You just go on and continue spreading luls to the people on the Internet. The world needs a gout-ridden fool like you now more than ever to bring some variance to the crowd of lolcows and darwin awards. Now go."

Phil stares dumbfounded around him and with a belch and a "Whuh" he waddles off. Neger pulls out a cigar and lights it, looking into the grey clouds above. As the scene pulls out you can hear him murmur to himself "What an idiot."
 
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KingjadVCMP said:
Thought this was interesting - meanwhile on TKOH, new topic asking Phil NOT to include Kat in the future videos because they're not entertaining enough. No bites yet.

https://thekingofhate.com/forums/topic/4209-no-longer-interested-in-cooking-with-king-sub-goal/
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This topic is now hidden. I last read it an hour ago and there was nothing inflammatory posted, just people commenting on what they consider entertaining commentary. Phil refusing to allow his fans to discuss this sets a familiar narrative.
 
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TheGoutinator said:
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...okay, the white she put in the corners of her eyes to make them look less close set appears to have been put on with a putty knife so that it now only serves to accentuate the fact that she tweezed two thirds of her eyebrows off. Her dress fits her like a feed sack and why isn't she wearing a strapless bra with those open shoulders!?! At least she toned down the 'George Hamilton brand' foundation so her face matches the skin tone of her neck and chest in this pic... -.- okay, okay, I had to get that off my chest...I'm done Fizzgig-ing.
On a side note... a guy with 'No disposable income seems to have disposed of some of it in that over priced Valentine's Day vase, long stem roses going for in excess of $3.50 a piece this time of year >.>
 
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Coin Ops said:
This is funny. His fight stick is a HORI Real Arcade Pro 4. I have the same stick. I've never had a issue with it. I play on PS4 also.
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But do you smash it like a gorilla everytime someone beats you until you start losing more because of the stick than your skills or possible lack thereof? I think he's ok at fighting games and bad at videogames otherwise but his abuse of equipment is the real thing making him bad at simple stuff like Jak games.
 
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To get away from the topic of whether people would/would not fuck Phil's maid, how about the classic Phil move of putting a game in a poll he doesn't want to play then telling his fans their vote really didn't matter. He put Dynasty Warriors 9 in a poll where he would play the top two choices along with PUBG and the soon to be reinstalled Dragon Ball Fighter. DW9 places second and Phil made an "executive decision" to play the third place winner the Secret of Mana after he heard DW9 wasn't very good.

GTA San Andreas won the poll, minus the music of course because Youtube is just an archive and he is done with them. He is calling it part of his "10th anniversary HYPE event" which is shorter then saying "I have no more ideas but i've done this for ten years and have no way out so I guess I will start replaying games fans liked watching before except this time I am dead inside."

Edit: Oh and he pulled this stunt (again) the same month he wants 600 subs for a Patron's choice playthrough, because why wouldn't he?
 
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