DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[PieceofShet]

I found the part with the FIRST cheer about the shower video

Spoiler

 

[Dragoonism]

No woman I know would be alright being expected to cook for her partner or anything in that vein.

I know more than a few that would, but they would in return expect me to clean the house or cook another day or do the laundry, they would expect me to do something in return and not just play video games and watch movies!

 

[ZipZop]

Phil is definitely a little (lot?) ginned up tonight. He's got that simmering saltiness going on where the anger is plainly there but he's not outwardly raging.

Seething rage. Just waiting to scream "C'MON! THAT'S BULLSHIT" *fake high-pitch laugh* "I mean, man. Fuck this game." *more fake laughter* *snort*

Creating bullshit stories to prevent Kat from getting a job. Like America is feudal Europe all over again - no moving, no transportation, no work unless your lord allows you to do so. Good job, Phil.

tobefair peasants would have nothing without their lord to protect their pitiful souls, and Pheel is no lord. he's more like the court jester: lives in the castle, but everybody flogs him for fun.

 

[samovski]

I know more than a few that would, but they would in return expect me to clean the house or cook another day or do the laundry, they would expect me to do something in return and not just play video games and watch movies!

This is more along the lines of what I meant. It seems like he just expects her to be alright with it from what I've seen of his tweets and IG posts. It's like he just expects her to do her "womanly duties". It wouldn't be so bad if he was posting stuff he was doing for her. Where's her 1st meal after moving in?

Got nothing against women who like doing that stuff, it just seems like he expects it. It should be a 2 way street but it just seems to only be what she does for him.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Basically every woman I've met who really wants to be a homemaker (and were not just using that as an excuse to play vidya all day and not clean anything) all either had, were having, or had definite plans to eventually have children. Raising kids is a pretty important part of the homemaker experience. Otherwise, cooking and cleaning a house for two adults just doesn't take up that much of your day.

 

[LordAutismo]

Not sure if it was brought up before, only in video form... but the way he reasoned for no music GTA was hilarious and made no sense at the same time. ITS NOT BECAUSE HE IS GREEDY AND MONEY. NO. Its because he is loyal to his long time fans, who !does not have the broadband to watch the stream! and has to watch the video on demand. Sure. Of course.

So Phil doesn't know that audio takes far less bandwidth than video. This doesn't surprise me in the least. I should be since this pleb is old enough to remember the horrors of dial-up. But I'm not. Phil's memory and capacity for learning are goldfish tier.

 

[PoopMagnet]

Lol. Phil streaming is his job...as he's clankin back glasses of gin. Phil's oblivious nature to the statements he makes and the contradictory actions he performs is like this big contemporary art performance.

 

[Jotaro]

watching the new DSP Tries It (islamic content) and of course within the first 30 seconds he's talking about 'MUH GIRLFRIEND IS ARRIVING..TO LIVE WITH ME!' which is apparently why he tried two items instead of one this time..because he doesn't feel like cooking anything 'elaborate' (does he ever?) while he waits for her to come and start attending to his appetite every day.

 

[Fallgout Boy]

I did a little digging (emphasis on "a little") and found Kat's PSN username and Xbox gamertag, among other things. I'm surprised no one else mentioned it, since they're pretty easy to find.

What little I found seems to suggest that she is just a nice, lonely girl who likes video games, and Phil's gotten his gouty claws into her.

I guess we'll see how things shake out, but something tells me Phil is going to try to keep her in the house. Maybe that's why he's already seeding her room as her "office".

 

[LordAutismo]

what will the soulmate cook now?
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What about books? Does he have any of those? I can't imagine the hell poor Phil would face if his phone dies and he can't charge it.

Fucking retard.

"Can't drive in a state without a license from that state"

Lock me the fuck up

What about those times Phil drove down to PA to pick his daughter up for underwear time?

 

[James Smith]

What about those times Phil drove down to PA to pick his daughter up for underwear time?

You mean all those times she took a train to visit him?

 

[LordAutismo]

You mean all those times she took a train to visit him?

I honestly didn't know that. She couldn't drive so it seemed reasonable to assume that Phil would make a round trip for that underaged ass.

How could I have been so stupid? Phil doesn't drive. ACK ACK ACK SNORT

It makes Phil's comments about cross state driving make more sense now. I am half tempted to hit up his next stream with something like, "I live in DC and I need three licenses in order to drive anywhere.", and see if he buys it.

 

[PoopMagnet]

Given how bad Phil is at hearing amd interpreting information, he was probably told that if she is a resident or has a home address within the state of Washington then she was required to have a state license. Phil took that and heard, "have a state license or yoi can't drive. " The dude is horrible with parsing information given to him (see every game tutorial).

 

[Noob-Noob]

It's like he just expects her to do her "womanly duties". It wouldn't be so bad if he was posting stuff he was doing for her. Got nothing against women who like doing that stuff, it just seems like he expects it.

I'm not about to go digging through literal days worth of pre-stream runtimes, but Phil is on record saying that he "told her he would help with duties around the house" but her response was "Oh? You think I can't do it myself!! I'M DOING IT ALL."

I swear to god he said this. Someone more autistic than me can try to find it.

 

[der rademacher]

He would also fail the whole "Eating pork is forbidden" thing too. Or the fasting aspect.

Being a modern, reasonable muslim you don't have to go along with these chores anymore. Shouting "Kill all infidels/Americans/whatever" every now and then and you will do just fine.

Can't get a licence because she doesn't have the correct information. I guess she doesn't have proof of address which I guess makes sense. Phil should put her name on the lease. Doesn't have any bills or pay stubs with Phil's address in her name.

Can't get a job because she doesn't have a licence. Well she could get a temporary state ID the same day if she had just surrendered her Michigan licence. Plus if she legitimately transferred within the same company wouldn't they already have her info and not need her ID again?

Also can't drive to work because she doesn't have health insurance. That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. If she got injured or sick she wouldn't be able to get treatment. That is completely false.

Dsp is filling her head with reasons why she can't get a job and she needs to stay in the house and be safe. He let Leanna outside and she ran away. He (thinks he) is not going to make the same mistake twice.

Honestly, I hope you are in the wrong here as this sounds creepy as fuck. I mean I'm speaking Vidar-level creepy here. *shudder*

 

[DiabeticSP]

The problem isn't that she wants to play housewife. If Phil is telling the full hahnest truth (always debateable) it's possible with how shitty her home life was and how it seems like she's a homebody she could genuinely be happier staying at home cooking and cleaning where she feels helpful and in control of her day.

The issue is this fat fucker who will inevitably take advantage of that and do shit like wake her up when she's sick because where's his fucking dinner. Or how he'll guilt her into things because he's the only one making money.

Im sure someone could find the Leanna blog where she's practically in tears on her bed because of how stressful their financial situation is, when we know that Phil was still making bank back then.

Or shit like the 'how dare you call an ambulance', the list of Phil being an abusive boyfriend goes on and on.

 

[Ilscuro]

Her previous circumstances must have been pretty terrible, if living with goutman is a step up for her.

 

[Clop]

Phil insisting about the driver's license issue is basic narcissism (duh) - he doesn't know the facts but he thinks he does so that becomes the truth and he will never back down from it. At least I'd rather believe it's him being a complete jackass instead of being genuinely sinister.

If the maid has any sense to try googling half the garbage Phil spews, he'll be completely screwed.

 

[PieceofShet]

He said his GPA was 4.0. Actually, he said it was higher but the school could not let it so it was 4.0 only lol

 

[Sparkletor]

I'm not about to go digging through literal days worth of pre-stream runtimes, but Phil is on record saying that he "told her he would help with duties around the house" but her response was "Oh? You think I can't do it myself!! I'M DOING IT ALL."

I swear to god he said this. Someone more autistic than me can try to find it.

Yes he said she offered to do everything around the house and Phil told her he learned how to do laundry so he could help with that. He claims she told him no. She was going to do everything. Phil tried to convince her that he wanted to help but there was nothing he could do.

To be fair to Phil he did make her dinner. He went to taco bell, the pic with enough bags and boxes of food to feed a family of gout four.