DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DiabeticSP]

Yes he said she offered to do everything around the house and Phil told her he learned how to do laundry so he could help with that. He claims she told him no. She was going to do everything. Phil tried to convince her that he wanted to help but there was nothing he could do.

To be fair to Phil he did make her dinner. He went to taco bell, the pic with enough bags and boxes of food to feed a family of gout four.

Didn't he claim he only got the fries? Like, at least own up to the five dollar box they came in.

He lies about the stupidest shit. Or just don't have your extra meals out on the table when you film. There's so many ways around getting laughed at like he does.

 

[Freshtodeath]

When you move states your license and insurance is still good for a period of time, several months. He's just trying to lock her down. It can't be possible that phil found 2 girls in row who love to stay at home all day and cook/clean and never want to do new things like go on hikes or visit the city. We also don't know how much info she knows about him. It's possible he lied to her and told her he makes six figures and left out all the bullshit.

Phil has also conveniently left out his dinners on instagram, for all we know he's taking her out for lobster and expensive breakfast. All part of his narrative.

 

[Sparkletor]

Her previous circumstances must have been pretty terrible, if living with goutman is a step up for her.

Her mother locked her sister in the closet for 11 hours for demon possession as well as allegations of physical and mental trauma. She went to the police and got her mom charged with child abuse and most likely has issues to this day.

That smile says it all. She isn't smiling for the paparazzi, she's trying to hide the figurative demons she has. I've seen that smile before. If I smile no one will know mommy drinks or daddy has wandering fingers. If I smile everything's okay.

To make it worse, if Phil is truly pinning a narrative and gaslighting her to believe his bullshit about not getting a job or driving, he's only making her fragile mental state worse.

We'll just have to sit back and watch.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

We'll just have to sit back and watch.

It sounds like THIYDP: Relationship Redemption Run is going to be dark as fuck.

And also a rare case of chat holding his hand making the run better.

 

[Freshtodeath]

He said his GPA was 4.0. Actually, he said it was higher but the school could not let it so it was 4.0 only lol

You can have a GPA higher than 4 but that requires you take a bunch of AP courses. Can you imagine Phil crushing AP courses? me neither.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

So apparently the new girlfriend for Phil has been through some rough stuff. I feel for her and hope she realizes, Phil is no catch himself and will likely make things harder for her

 

[PoopMagnet]

Phil's academic prowess falls on deaf ears. The degree of reading and concise following of instructions and lectures are things far from the grasps of a dude that can't read or interpret audio/visual cues at the base level.

 

[Freshtodeath]

New DSP tries it. Never seen someone struggle so much to eat a sandwich.

Some great dsp quotes. "ASIAN MAYOW" "Caramilized cheese" "My girlfriend will be in the next episode she's not here yet"

 

[OneDaySon]

Always inserting the girlfriend thing into everything. Make sure everyone knows. Has nothing to do with the DSP Tries it. "I have two items to try this time!" - Okay? He's done that many times before. "It's because I don't wanna cook anything I just wanna eat out" - Unnecessary information but okay. "Because MAH GURLFRIEND, is actually gonna be moving in with me! Yeah she's moving here tomorrow!" - Very unnecessary info.

Also I like whenever he does a DSP tries it, he says the name slowly in such an astonished manner. "FOOD. TRUCK. Sandwiches! It's like going to a food truck!" Like it's this amazing thing.

 

[DiabeticSP]

New DSP tries it. Never seen someone struggle so much to eat a sandwich.

Some great dsp quotes. "ASIAN MAYOW" "Caramilized cheese" "My girlfriend will be in the next episode she's not here yet"

That widow's peak.

Also I've just realized Phil will need to change bis camera set up to record him and MUH BABY at once. That'll go well. He's great at making changes.

Edit: About Phil shoving the soulmaid into every fifth sentence. This is why people got pissed at him about Leanna but God forbid he learns a lesson. I expect him to lose some subs over this sooner or later if he keeps it up.

 

[johnny5150]

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Didn't the soulmaid have 38 a week ago?

When hey ytt was revealed she saw a huge growth in subs.

 

[Prince_of_Rewards]

That widow's peak.

Also I've just realized Phil will need to change bis camera set up to record him and MUH BABY at once. That'll go well. He's great at making changes.

Edit: About Phil shoving the soulmaid into every fifth sentence. This is why people got pissed at him about Leanna but God forbid he learns a lesson. I expect him to lose some subs over this sooner or later if he keeps it up.

The fact he has to insert at the end "...and no, I wont eat both of these at the same time. I'll eat one now, and save the other for later." is a cot damn lie. Phil possesses no portion or purchase control. That being said, he probably ate both sandwiches on the couch, washing them down with his fast food chain bought soda.

 

[Fallgout Boy]

New DSP tries it. Never seen someone struggle so much to eat a sandwich.

Not a sandwich, but there's this classic.

Showing off his Keurig, then complaining about how difficult it is to pour from a cup while spilling boiling water everywhere. That's Phillip "A Spoon of Noodles" Burnell.

The fact he has to insert at the end "...and no, I wont eat both of these at the same time. I'll eat one now, and save the other for later." is a cot damn lie. Phil possesses no portion or purchase control. That being said, he probably ate both sandwiches on the couch, washing them down with his fast food chain bought soda.

Like he's really going to save a fast food sandwich that's going to get all soggy and nasty. He always says shit like this.

"Ignore the 6 giant bags of food over here. Those are empty. I literally only bought these small fries for dinner." Also a bonus "muh girlfriend".

 

[Freshtodeath]

Looked at Kat's twitter. I noticed she emulated DSP's tweet style and opinions as far back as 2016. Like how dsp will tweet "Can't wait to jump in to mafia 3!" or "Despite poor reviews I loved Dead space 19". She must have been planning to contact him for a long time.

 

[Sparkletor]

The fact he has to insert at the end "...and no, I wont eat both of these at the same time. I'll eat one now, and save the other for later." is a cot damn lie. Phil possesses no portion or purchase control. That being said, he probably ate both sandwiches on the couch, washing them down with his fast food chain bought soda.

Obviously you are not a gamer and so not know the nutritional requirements for one. Your thumb is the hardest working muscle in the human body, okay. It is a joint, and just like any mechanical part it needs grease to function. I learned this in my 30's when I didn't get my oil changed for 3 years.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

This was alluded to a couple of times, but i don't think Phil's an abusive boyfriend in the traditional sense of the word (control reasons, jealousy issues, that sort of thing) I think he just legitimately does not see other people as humans, and so has no real reason to care about how his actions affects them. Even the things he's doing "for" the new girl are still ultimately for him, she just happens to be benefiting from it.

 

[Phalanx]

Not a sandwich, but there's this classic.

Showing off his Keurig, then complaining about how difficult it is to pour from a cup while spilling boiling water everywhere. That's Phillip "A Spoon of Noodles" Burnell.

Like he's really going to save a fast food sandwich that's going to get all soggy and nasty. He always says shit like this.

"Ignore the 6 giant bags of food over here. Those are empty. I literally only bought these small fries for dinner." Also a bonus "muh girlfriend".

Jesus Christ he cannot even eat cup noodles properly...

As for Phail and the recent licence deception/gate; as someone who has worked with vulnerable, mentally abused women and grown up with them. It utterly disgusts me on a personal and professional level. If the court cases are true which they could highly be considering the factors and timing its difficult not for it to be but considering us seeing her, she appears to of had some issues in the past. You can tell just by her deminar on her streams and her dress choices/smiling etc. Easily the worst shit Phail has done to date by a mile.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

 

[Long time lurker]

She must have been planning to contact him for a long time.

She was retweeting him soon after she joined Twitter.

 

[Freshtodeath]

This was alluded to a couple of times, but i don't think Phil's an abusive boyfriend in the traditional sense of the word (control reasons, jealousy issues, that sort of thing) I think he just legitimately does not see other people as humans, and so has no real reason to care about how his actions affects them. Even the things he's doing "for" the new girl are still ultimately for him, she just happens to be benefiting from it.

he seems to like preying on vulnerable girls. Imagine phil dating a girl with a healthy family where he has to visit them at thanksgiving? brothers and sisters all talking to phil. He couldn't handle it.