Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[89 LBeez]

lmfaoooo

Fucking burn!

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[SpokesBottom]

Just a few old goodies from her ask.fm. She still hasn't posted anything new, this stuff is all old. And unless 35 randos decided to sub in the middle of the night, she bought more subs.

“My girlfriend has a car but when her parents were buying it they were saying it was also mine”

They meant that you would be allowed to share it with Becky, not that you had any legal ownership or claim to it, jackass.

“He would ask my brother perverted questions about his manhood when he was in the bath”

She talks about another foster child as a “younger boy” meaning probably younger than her and her brother, and says her brother was 7 or 8. Children at that age ask each other stupid shit about their junk all the time. It’s curioustiy, not sexual harassment dumbass.

Also I totally believe they just abandoned you and were totally able to do that without repercussions from the state.

 

[ICametoLurk]

I want to gut Amber open like a salmon while staring her right in the eyes just to experience the pleasure of watching her fat face jiggle around like a jello mold while the life literally bleeds out of her.

 

[497]

“My girlfriend has a car but when her parents were buying it they were saying it was also mine”

They meant that you would be allowed to share it with Becky, not that you had any legal ownership or claim to it, jackass.

“He would ask my brother perverted questions about his manhood when he was in the bath”

She talks about another foster child as a “younger boy” meaning probably younger than her and her brother, and says her brother was 7 or 8. Children at that age ask each other stupid shit about their junk all the time. It’s curioustiy, not sexual harassment dumbass.

Also I totally believe they just abandoned you and were totally able to do that without repercussions from the state.

ok that clears that up. when she said "Nancy and Jerry" I thought it meant they were like the mom and dad or adults of the household. Jerry was the other child makes more sense.

 

[SpokesBottom]

ok that clears that up. when she said "Nancy and Jerry" I thought it meant they were like the mom and dad or adults of the household. Jerry was the other child makes more sense.

Nah you were right “Nancy and Jerry” were the adults of the household, but she said they had another foster kid around the same age as her brother

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Such a goddamn cunt. Then when she's called out on her snark, she tries to say she was asking a genuine question. Then why the "but"? Absolute cunt.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I also love how she knows more than the UK Board of Health.

And everybody else in the world that doesn't realise the great truth of it's flatness. I just hope she's filming when she falls off the edge so we can all appreciate the comedy "blooort" noise...except that would then put a very dangerous object into our immediate orbit, but its ok. She probably doesn't believe in gravity either.

We're in enough trouble. When we need help from 500elbees of pure lard we'll let you know, dear. God, she's insufferable.

(And this Big Thinker graduated HS? With A's? Yep.)

 

[DuckSucker]

Arent there studies correlating obesity, specifically morbid obesity, with intellectual decline? Basically being fat makes you stupid, obesity is related to low IQ and impaired cognitive functioning in scientific studies, having something to do with fat being stored in the brain--white fat, not the brown fat which is considered more healthy. I think I read this somewhere, when reading about HAES or something.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I just noticed - new vid.

If you only count the one chin, her face is now wider than it is long. We've had the illusion of it before at certain angles she can't control, but this is her set up, face on, and consistent.

Goals. Another milestone thundered underfoot.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

ok that clears that up. when she said "Nancy and Jerry" I thought it meant they were like the mom and dad or adults of the household. Jerry was the other child makes more sense.

No, it doesn't. Jerry was the adult questioning AL's brother about his "manhood ".
Also , the car comment was about Krystle getting a car, not Becky.

 

[rizlajizzla]

Arent there studies correlating obesity, specifically morbid obesity, with intellectual decline? Basically being fat makes you stupid, obesity is related to low IQ and impaired cognitive functioning in scientific studies, having something to do with fat being stored in the brain--white fat, not the brown fat which is considered more healthy. I think I read this somewhere, when reading about HAES or something.

It's my understanding that this is true, but also the total lack of physical activity can slow the mind down.

'Health at any size' is such an over-used concept by people who really fucking need to get their shit together. I don't wanna drop my powerlevel britches, but the changes she needs to make are entirely possible to achieve. Having said that, you just don't get as big as a McMansion without some severe underlying issues. I will never say any of it is easy, but no. Just. No. She needs to get her ass to a therapist. Which she won't.

 

[AntiphonRhamnousios]

It's my understanding that this is true, but also the total lack of physical activity can slow the mind down.

'Health at any size' is such an over-used concept by people who really fucking need to get their shit together. I don't wanna drop my powerlevel britches, but the changes she needs to make are entirely possible to achieve. Having said that, you just don't get as big as a McMansion without some severe underlying issues. I will never say any of it is easy, but no. Just. No. She needs to get her ass to a therapist. Which she won't.

I agree, but there is always a technical side of the medal as well when it comes to weight loss. Simply put, weight loss is simple, but not easy.

The part about it not being easy, that's the psychological part, the addictive behavior. Like jacking off 6-10 times every day :powerlevel: or playing computer games all day (rather night) long, eating that much is a maladaptive coping behavior.

The part about it being simple is not so simple for stupid folks, and even otherwise intelligent people can get stuck in the mindset of fatlogic or diet fads, maybe because the appeal of a magic trick or following complicated "science" is so appealing. In reality, the only thing important for weight loss is CICO. Eating simple meals with low calorie density in the right quantities (tons of vegetables, many boiled potatoes, beans, lean meats...) is the to go if you want to have it the easy way, because I cannot imagine someone eating 200 g chocolate a day and nothing else without going mad.

I haven't followed too much of the Slatons, but their mindsets raise doubts that they would succeed in following such guidlines without serious psychological support, because they would only half-belief the science of CICO and fall back into fatlogic once they lust after sweets and junk. I imagine them going each and every day on the scale and proclaiming CICO disproved once the number is higher due to natural weight fluctuations and go back to that "Oh pity me, nothing works" mindset.

 

[rizlajizzla]

I agree, but there is always a technical side of the medal as well when it comes to weight loss. Simply put, weight loss is simple, but not easy.

The part about it not being easy, that's the psychological part, the addictive behavior. Like jacking off 6-10 times every day :powerlevel: or playing computer games all day (rather night) long, eating that much is a maladaptive coping behavior.

The part about it being simple is not so simple for stupid folks, and even otherwise intelligent people can get stuck in the mindset of fatlogic or diet fads, maybe because the appeal of a magic trick or following complicated "science" is so appealing. In reality, the only thing important for weight loss is CICO. Eating simple meals with low calorie density in the right quantities (tons of vegetables, many boiled potatoes, beans, lean meats...) is the to go if you want to have it the easy way, because I cannot imagine someone eating 200 g chocolate a day and nothing else without going mad.

I haven't followed too much of the Slatons, but their mindsets raise doubts that they would succeed in following such guidlines without serious psychological support, because they would only half-belief the science of CICO and fall back into fatlogic once they lust after sweets and junk. I imagine them going each and every day on the scale and proclaiming CICO disproved once the number is higher due to natural weight fluctuations and go back to that "Oh pity me, nothing works" mindset.

Very good point re simple but not easy.

 

[Bunny]

I love how she says "fruits are full of sugars and carbs. I think 10 servings of fruits is going overboard. I wouldn't do that." Bitch, what you do think the chocolate your gf brought you is full of? I bet you went overboard on that tho.

 

[traviesa]

lol at both of them swearing they never wanna be skinny. bitch please hamber would give her left tit to be skinny and petite.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Something Amber would probably do no doubt

 

[neckyhamhock]

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Oh GOD, I can almost hear her defending something like this; talking with her hands, never looking at the camera except to say "you know what I mean?" and fake cry while Becky sits and stares into the distance wondering what the fuck her life has become.

 

[AntiphonRhamnousios]

I love how she says "fruits are full of sugars and carbs. I think 10 servings of fruits is going overboard. I wouldn't do that." Bitch, what you do think the chocolate your gf brought you is full of? I bet you went overboard on that tho.

I can tell what Amberlynn is full off!

Spoiler: As if I needed to show you!

 

[89elbees]

I love how she says "fruits are full of sugars and carbs. I think 10 servings of fruits is going overboard. I wouldn't do that." Bitch, what you do think the chocolate your gf brought you is full of? I bet you went overboard on that tho.

God I wish she was on My 600-Lb Life. The editors are such trolls on that show. As soon as she said that gem about 10 servings of fruit being overboard they'd jump to a clip of her on one of her binges shoving down burger #6 while Becky cries in the background.

 

[neckyhamhock]

Was watching Family Guy and this made me think of hamber... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMGyeY2abns