DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[WeeblesWobble]

"Game is pretty good offline"
Nigga how the fuck would you know? Only offline mode he may be familiar with is story mode. Of course he likes that because it was probably easier. Phil is that guy who goes from job to job to job and complains that every job he's worked at has been garbage and the people suck, but he never realizes it's probably him.

 

[PieceofShet]

He deleted the clip but I archived it

https://twitter.com/Piece_of_Shet/status/965401693004484608

 

[StylishAcolyte]

"I don't care what any other streamer or any other pro gamer says. They're a bunch of fucking asshole idiots. They don't know what they're talking about. And the only reason they're playing it online is to get your views and your money."

"That game is a piece of fucking shit online. And I'm never ever wasting my time again on it. Period. Game fucking over."

He goes on the longest rants ever just to explain he can't play.

All he had to say was "The game is just too laggy for me, i can't play it anymore" and it would've done the job without making him look like a dumbass. But oh well, let's keep shaking the cage until hopefully it gets loud enough for Daddy Twitch to do something about it.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Have you ever noticed that Phil decides he'll do something and then convinces himself it's the right thing to do even while everyone tells him not to.

And then when it ends up going poorly suddenly everyone told him to when he didn't want to and it's all their fault.

He's incapable of accepting when his idea wasn't perfect.

 

[David Davidson]

B-b-b-but m-muh 4th place at E-EVO

 

[Bilderberg Team Builder]

Kat gets to deal with Phil after a salty stream today.

Welcome to the House of Gout, Kat.

 

[PieceofShet]

Kat gets to deal with Phil after a salty stream today.

Welcome to the House of Gout, Kat.

imagine you are in the room next to him, and have to deal with a 35 yo goutlord shouting at a videogame for hours.

 

[Preferred Penne]

Kat gets to deal with Phil after a salty stream today.

Welcome to the House of Gout, Kat.

But MGRFRN is supposed to help me be pahzativ and block da detrackters

 

[Pointandlaugh]

B-b-b-but m-muh 4th place at E-EVO

MUH 10 YEAR YOUTUBE LEGACY *SNORT*

 

[johnny5150]

i bet he will buy the dlc, play more and bitch about it.

 

[Clop]

i bet he will buy the dlc, play more and bitch about it.
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Counter-bet, he will play the DLC if people reach a Patreon goal, and then bitch about it before ragequitting that as well.

 

[DiabeticSP]

He spent all that time hyping up more dbz and then dropped it after an hour lol

I did notice that so far Kat makes 'whatever the hell' unhealthy Midwest easy cooking shit where Leanna was cooking healthy.

Phil might gain more weight.

 

[Dr.Chill]

He spent all that time hyping up more dbz and then dropped it after an hour lol

Boy oh boy DSP is on a roll with speed runs this year

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Game is anything but boring and even casuals can see that.



A pity the guy has that nerd lisp. But that was some quality ass-beating.

He got the lore wrong. Phil stopped competing in tournaments around 2013 or 14. And he never got banned for threatening people with knives. That sounds like Dark Prince who was a guy who played Marvel 2 back in the day.

Speaking of Dark Prince we need to get a fucking angry mob on Mike Ross to bring back the WASHED UP MOTHERFUCKERS LIKE CLACKWERK interview.

 

[Jotaro]

He inevitably starts whining about the same exact reasons for why he's getting bodied in every fighting game he's played the last few years. His ego can't take the fact randoms online are mopping the floor with mr former fighting game pro. It's great.

 

[Eald'narche]

He spent all that time hyping up more dbz and then dropped it after an hour lol

I did notice that so far Kat makes 'whatever the hell' unhealthy Midwest easy cooking shit where Leanna was cooking healthy.

Phil might gain more weight.

Maybe Kat has a feeder fetish and secretly wants to fatten him up to like 600 pounds?

 

[johnny5150]

He spent all that time hyping up more dbz and then dropped it after an hour lol

It will be the same with street fighter

 

[Freshtodeath]

35 year old man whining like a baby and rage quitting a dragon ball z game. The trainwreck never ends. Time to go eat some meat and potatoes made by kat.

 

[JamFlowMan]

35 year old man whining like a baby and rage quitting a dragon ball z game. The trainwreck never ends. Time to go eat some meat and potatoes made by kat.

Didn't notice, but did the first rage quit bring in large amounts of bits/tips? If so, he may have just been trying to recoup some losses after he spent a lot of money to convince his maid she made a good decision moving in.

 

[ForTheHoard]

If only he had any friends to play offline with...



The irony.

As I said probably 1,000 pages ago, Phil lives a couple blocks away from an actual pro level fighting game player, and under the condition that Phil could pretend to be cool for 6-10 hours a week, he could come over and get coached back into being a tournament level player. This player is aware of his existence and legacy, and we've both come to the conclusion the the prerequisites would make it impossible for Phil to comply.