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Why does keep saying things are "completely unearned"? I genuinely don't understand his thinking there. Does he think they need his permission to push his shit in? It's like he doesn't understand that he can also do the things his opponents do. He just sticks to his specific way of playing because apparently he's always right.

He legit needs to stop thinking there's some kind of honor online. The point is to KO your opponent. It's really very simple.

That's just the narcissism in him.


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He just has to pray he doesn't fuck up on Twitch now because DSPGaming is dead.
 
I don't think you understand. Phil was the North American Champion of PS1 port of Street Fighter Special ZX9LGBTQ+ back in 1974. So, I think you better watch it.

I heard he was the main code monkey on all Street Fighter games and that his uncle was a Marine who taught him to kill people with his bare hands and he lost his virginity to the head cheerleader when he was 13 and has a black belt in bullshit.
 
I get the feeling that Kat is either on the rebound from a bad breakup or the biological clock is ticking really loud and decided to settle for Phil.

You can do better Kat! You'd be better off on your own!



I was watching SJC fornite salty video...and at the start phil said he woke upto heavenly smells coming from the kitchen..got up and saw that kat was not in her bed,she was up doing the chores and preparing a feast, he was so fucking smug...i have doubts these two are an item let alone in love...she is a maid who is also a streamer..its a show relationship two streamers under one roof..she cooks n cleans and he lets her stay rent free..all she has to do is show up in a few photos.....i REFUSE to accept that this lady is attracted to phil. REFUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Soon his entire youtube audience can meet in a phone booth. A man with a 4.0 GPA business degree and being that street-smart sure knows how to grow a YT channel within ten years from a million views to a dozen.
 
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Why does keep saying things are "completely unearned"? I genuinely don't understand his thinking there. Does he think they need his permission to push his shit in? It's like he doesn't understand that he can also do the things his opponents do. He just sticks to his specific way of playing because apparently he's always right.

He legit needs to stop thinking there's some kind of honor online. The point is to KO your opponent. It's really very simple.

Phil practices the way of Bullshitdo. Anything less than truly honorable gameplay and he will forever shame his ancestors.
 
Why the fuck does he want to go to California so badly? He was talking about going to California all the time when he was with Leanna. Does Kat want to go to California? Maybe, but we know Phil does, and that's all that matters to him. She'll be along for the ride, sure, but he'll just use her as a photo op to brag about his vacation to California. And lol at wanting to see Universal Studios. Not even somewhere good like Disneyland, fucking Universal Studios.



Boy, it must be really awkward for Kat to be in the other room listening to Phil rant and rave like a lunatic over a video game. And you know that Phil is gonna cry on her shoulder about it, too, telling her about how he had a rough day at work, dood. She has to comfort a 35 year old man like he's a small child because he can't handle losing. Not to worry, she knows that her giant manbaby just needs another fattening meal to keep him happy for a few hours.



He wants to go to california for one reasaon....WELFARE!...... CA is the yellow brick road for socialist scroungers, once his EMPIRE collapses he is going to need government help..and we know california is democrat holy land..he just goes on the sick with his back and gout.
 
This is the same reason he won't go to Seattle Slug-fest, his local monthly tournament, interact with those players offline, or participate in the NorthWest Majors tournament (it's one of the yearly stops on the fighting game pro-tour. It affects your ranking going into EVO/Fighting game SuperBowl). They're desperate for commentators on their live stream, as they've had me do 20+ hours for their Twitch channel and I personally think I'm a shit commentator. Phil could easily do a better job, and if he could mellow his autism for a minute, they'd love to have him, and it would expose him to thousands more non-ironic fans. He has every opportunity in the world to be a part of a thriving fighting game community that wouldn't have him traveling more than 30 minutes from home.

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I think it's too little too late at this point. No one likes this guy and I think there's a very good chance he would be confronted if he went to a local. As we all know, that kind of shit absolutely terrifies Phil now. If he went to a local, inevitably get destroyed, there's a good chance the other guy would say: "Look at my skeletons! Haha. GG man." And then Phil would drive home crying the entire time.
 
I think it's too little too late at this point. No one likes this guy and I think there's a very good chance he would be confronted if he went to a local. As we all know, that kind of shit absolutely terrifies Phil now. If he went to a local, inevitably got destroyed, there's a good chance the other guy would say: "Look at my skeletons! Haha. GG man." And then Phil would drive home crying the entire time.

I'd guarantee it would happen, because ShujinkyDink is one of our locals and his slogan is, "LOOK AT MY SKELETONS, BITCH!"

Edit: ShujinkyDink as in THE Quan Chi player.
 
Does anyone else feel like the closest he comes to real enthusiasm is his gayass food reviews, though? Like, if he were possibly capable of self reflection, he could maybe develop them into something entertaining (to someone somewhere)? His dead eyes are freaky as fuck, only occasionally flashing a dull, queasy emotion of self pity or fear, but he fucking cares about his junk food. He has so much (useless) knowledge built up over years of eating that shit, it's a shame. A person with a sense of self-deprecating humor could make something of it. Far be it from Phil to see an actual opportunity. :late: & :optimistic:

Food is one of the few things he still cares about these days. Look at how often he is talking about dinner or how excited he gets when he talks about his soulmaid cooking him meals. His life is so boring that the only rush he truly feels these days is when his heart has to work overtime to pump his blood through his clogged up arteries. But despite his love of food, I wouldn't say he really has any knowledge about it, he kinds just word vomits things he has heard on TV that he thinks make him sound educated, while doing that stupid lip smacking that people do on TV when they are overacting on tasting something because he thinks it makes him taste better. That isn't even mentioning his taste profile, but if you wanted to see that, you just have to look to his Authentic Italian Diabetes Sauce, or AIDS for short.
 
I was watching SJC fornite salty video...and at the start phil said he woke upto heavenly smells coming from the kitchen..got up and saw that kat was not in her bed,she was up doing the chores and preparing a feast, he was so fucking smug...i have doubts these two are an item let alone in love...she is a maid who is also a streamer..its a show relationship two streamers under one roof..she cooks n cleans and he lets her stay rent free..all she has to do is show up in a few photos.....i REFUSE to accept that this lady is attracted to phil. REFUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do they have separate beds?
 
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I wonder if Phil is expecting more money for his fund-raiser in April because his birthday is in the same month.
I now have the frivolous ween idea of mailing him a parody version of one of his begathons in a movie case as a present or an empty case for a day one release. Definitely not doing it of course since that's autistic and probably a non-starter, but I would love to see his reaction to his own horseshit flung back at him.
 
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Reminder that every single person who streams or does lets plays does it for money. If they say anything positive its for money. Even if they do it as a hobby and get $0 from it and don't want money... they're doing it for money. Somehow. All hundreds of thousands of people. They're ALL doing it for money and DSP isn't.
 
"I'm not doing it for money... but uh hey doods if you could help pay my taxes..."

How can one motherfucker owe so much in taxes? The obvious answer is hes hoping it's a good excuse after the last emergency and when he doesn't raise as much this time we'll never hear a out them again.

But, he keeps saying ALL his money goes to taxes when thats literally not how taxes work. 30% (self employed) more or less goes to taxes. Just set aside 30% of your taxes each month and pay it off each quarter. They should never be a surprise he's been doing this shit for eight years.
 
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