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I don't think you understand. Phil was the North American Champion of PS1 port of Street Fighter Special ZX9LGBTQ+ back in 1974. So, I think you better watch it.B-b-b-but m-muh 4th place at E-EVO
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I don't think you understand. Phil was the North American Champion of PS1 port of Street Fighter Special ZX9LGBTQ+ back in 1974. So, I think you better watch it.B-b-b-but m-muh 4th place at E-EVO
Why does keep saying things are "completely unearned"? I genuinely don't understand his thinking there. Does he think they need his permission to push his shit in? It's like he doesn't understand that he can also do the things his opponents do. He just sticks to his specific way of playing because apparently he's always right.
He legit needs to stop thinking there's some kind of honor online. The point is to KO your opponent. It's really very simple.
Look at all these sexy 7 hours views...
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I don't think you understand. Phil was the North American Champion of PS1 port of Street Fighter Special ZX9LGBTQ+ back in 1974. So, I think you better watch it.
I get the feeling that Kat is either on the rebound from a bad breakup or the biological clock is ticking really loud and decided to settle for Phil.
You can do better Kat! You'd be better off on your own!
Why does keep saying things are "completely unearned"? I genuinely don't understand his thinking there. Does he think they need his permission to push his shit in? It's like he doesn't understand that he can also do the things his opponents do. He just sticks to his specific way of playing because apparently he's always right.
He legit needs to stop thinking there's some kind of honor online. The point is to KO your opponent. It's really very simple.
Why the fuck does he want to go to California so badly? He was talking about going to California all the time when he was with Leanna. Does Kat want to go to California? Maybe, but we know Phil does, and that's all that matters to him. She'll be along for the ride, sure, but he'll just use her as a photo op to brag about his vacation to California. And lol at wanting to see Universal Studios. Not even somewhere good like Disneyland, fucking Universal Studios.
Boy, it must be really awkward for Kat to be in the other room listening to Phil rant and rave like a lunatic over a video game. And you know that Phil is gonna cry on her shoulder about it, too, telling her about how he had a rough day at work, dood. She has to comfort a 35 year old man like he's a small child because he can't handle losing. Not to worry, she knows that her giant manbaby just needs another fattening meal to keep him happy for a few hours.
This is the same reason he won't go to Seattle Slug-fest, his local monthly tournament, interact with those players offline, or participate in the NorthWest Majors tournament (it's one of the yearly stops on the fighting game pro-tour. It affects your ranking going into EVO/Fighting game SuperBowl). They're desperate for commentators on their live stream, as they've had me do 20+ hours for their Twitch channel and I personally think I'm a shit commentator. Phil could easily do a better job, and if he could mellow his autism for a minute, they'd love to have him, and it would expose him to thousands more non-ironic fans. He has every opportunity in the world to be a part of a thriving fighting game community that wouldn't have him traveling more than 30 minutes from home.
/end rant :powerlevel::autism:fftopic:
I think it's too little too late at this point. No one likes this guy and I think there's a very good chance he would be confronted if he went to a local. As we all know, that kind of shit absolutely terrifies Phil now. If he went to a local, inevitably got destroyed, there's a good chance the other guy would say: "Look at my skeletons! Haha. GG man." And then Phil would drive home crying the entire time.
Does anyone else feel like the closest he comes to real enthusiasm is his gayass food reviews, though? Like, if he were possibly capable of self reflection, he could maybe develop them into something entertaining (to someone somewhere)? His dead eyes are freaky as fuck, only occasionally flashing a dull, queasy emotion of self pity or fear, but he fucking cares about his junk food. He has so much (useless) knowledge built up over years of eating that shit, it's a shame. A person with a sense of self-deprecating humor could make something of it. Far be it from Phil to see an actual opportunity. :late: &![]()
Do they have separate beds?I was watching SJC fornite salty video...and at the start phil said he woke upto heavenly smells coming from the kitchen..got up and saw that kat was not in her bed,she was up doing the chores and preparing a feast, he was so fucking smug...i have doubts these two are an item let alone in love...she is a maid who is also a streamer..its a show relationship two streamers under one roof..she cooks n cleans and he lets her stay rent free..all she has to do is show up in a few photos.....i REFUSE to accept that this lady is attracted to phil. REFUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder if Phil is expecting more money for his fund-raiser in April because his birthday is in the same month.
He said he got his name after St. Phillip.
And why is he still have the kogaming link under his YT videos?
I now have the frivolous ween idea of mailing him a parody version of one of his begathons in a movie case as a present or an empty case for a day one release. Definitely not doing it of course since that's autistic and probably a non-starter, but I would love to see his reaction to his own horseshit flung back at him.I wonder if Phil is expecting more money for his fund-raiser in April because his birthday is in the same month.
If I say it is bad it is bad. If I say it is good it is good. If I make authentic Italian sauce that is 60% water that is the way it should be. I am alpha and omega. I am Phillip Burnell.