Operation Tupacalypse Operation Tupacalypse General Thread / Archive Thread

[Ahffline]

I think we underestimated him. He can clearly handle himself.

Agreed. He definitely has the situation well in hand.

 

[CWCissey]

So, were the other people at the hostel Eli stays at not upset by his masturbation?

He's not at a hostel now.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Man, as soon as Eli gets home, he and Jace are gonna fuck like bunnies.

I think you mean wolves.

 

[TheMorawOne]

So, were the other people at the hostel Eli stays at not upset by his masturbation?

He's fucking marine trained in covert ops, stealth and gorilla warfare. Do you think he would kill Palestinian PM if he could not jerk off without anybody noticing?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

"Eli has returned", on the top banner, made it sound like Eli had returned to America, not merely to Twitter.

I feel like "Eli came" would be more appropriate

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

He's tugging on more than our heartstrings.

 

[Xalver]

Jace Connors better give him the xbox

 

[axcel]

Jace Connors better give him the xbox

For jerking it?

From now on, my new euphnism for masturbation is "searching for Tupac."

 

[steelsheep]

For jerking it?

From now on, my new euphnism for masturbation is "searching for Tupac."

Sometimes on special occasions I'll even tactically insert into my Gaza Strip, if you you know what I mean.

 

[Queen of Tarts]

https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/497043417026031617

sounds like he finished the fight

Trying to woo Jace back, are we, Eli?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I think you mean wolves.

Wolves mate for life. Eli is just a quick piece of ass for Jace until he can get Tyce back.

 

[KingofManga420]

Eli needs to quit jerking us around and get back to the mission.

 

[Burned Man]

I wonder if Eli has fallen in love with the target and that is why he can't kill him. Every night he thinks about his warm embrace and when he has him in the crosshairs of his pencil crossbow he can't pull the trigger. Anyway I glad he is a live and has found a spot in the homeless shelter to wank it so he could finally show that he was alive.

 

[Himawari]

Please tell me I'm not going crazy and the forums background really is Tupac now.

 

[KingofManga420]

Please tell me I'm not going crazy and the forums background really is Tupac now.

I'm sorry but you might as well be singing weed eater right now.

 

[Elecman]

Please tell me I'm not going crazy and the forums background really is Tupac now.

You aren't, I noticed if your in this forum, the background changes to Tupac.

 

[tehfolder]

I was hoping to see Jace scold him on Twitter, reminding him that he needs to work for that xbox!

 

[Seahorses]

I was hoping to see Jace scold him on Twitter, reminding him that he needs to work for that xbox!

"ELI! I told you to shoot a load of Islams! Not shoot your load at Islams!" - Jace 2014

 

[Varis]

Jacking off, if he can edge for multiple days.

It took him three days to get off. I'm thinking too much stamina and/or not enough skill.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

There are so many dark crevices of this forum that I never knew about.