Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Reading this thread from beginning to end and man, I feel so sad for Risa Nanase. She was such a cutie. Shame she had mental issues (probably the same thing that led her to do porn was responsible for her body image issues).

Kind of makes me wish we had time machines to go back to her formative years and maybe teach her differently.



I just came here to laugh at people, not to feel shit.

He's kind of an interesting, if strange, dude. He wants implants in places they don't make implants for, like back muscles, etc. So he learned anatomy and now designs medical grade implants.

If he's a normally functioning human being why can't he just go to the gym and actually GET pecs, spinal erectors, latissimus and trapezius muscles.

It doesn't take a lot of work and it is absolutely cheaper and more rewarding than getting fucking plastic stuffed under your skin so you look buff, like a fucking kid putting on a Batman halloween costume.

 

[MysticMisty]

So, this is a guy who's in a set to debut in a K-POP group called N.Tic. He used to be an ulzzang (internet pretty person) who's schtick was looking like a guy from a famous group.

Spoiler: Behold the horrors of Gangnam-Oppa, Jion.

How he used to look vs now.

Previously...

Jion's Instagram

He looked significantly better before having any work done, even dying his hair. The most depressing ones are the people who are young and looked really good before getting work done.

Also Asians need to stop having eye surgery in order to look more Western. The end results are always terrifying.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

His shoulders look huuuuge now. I think he is mentally ill.

The kpop industry is very harsh so it could be that he thinks he is too old (30) and this is a desperate attempt to look young and keep his job.

update: yep, it looks definitely like he wants to appear younger than he is.

• He is by far the oldest in the group
• He was supposed to have his debut in 2011 but missed it

6 years later he gets a new chance but now he has to compete with much younger men in the unforgiving korean music industry. Go figure.

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He's called Ruki Bazuki or something. I don't know, I don't speak commie. But basically synthol happened, and just kept happening, and he eventually had to have his arms deflated as he risked losing them/paralysis.

I don't even know what's going on with his lady friend, but presumably her eyebrows didn't require a surgery to fix, so at least she has the non-permanent aspect going for her.

 

[Pumpkin spice]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He's called Ruki Bazuki or something. I don't know, I don't speak commie. But basically synthol happened, and just kept happening, and he eventually had to have his arms deflated as he risked losing them/paralysis.

I don't even know what's going on with his lady friend, but presumably her eyebrows didn't require a surgery to fix, so at least she has the non-permanent aspect going for her.

the name is pretty funny, my commie speak is rusty but it means "bazooka arms".

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

the name is pretty funny, my commie speak is rusty but it means "bazooka arms".

The risk of explosion is very real

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

The Asian chick is also Russian, her name is Anzhelika Protodiakonova and big eyebrows are her 'thing' but other than that she seems to be your basic insta girl.

 

[BroccoliBrain]

e was supposed to have his debut in 2011

Oh huh that's only

9 years later

...ffffuckin' ages ago now
Ruki Bazuki watched this:

 

[diana]

He's called Ruki Bazuki or something. I don't know, I don't speak commie. But basically synthol happened, and just kept happening, and he eventually had to have his arms deflated as he risked losing them/paralysis.

Why is this worth losing limbs?

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

Why is this worth losing limbs?

Chicks dig freakish balloon boys don't you know?

 

[SamuelRecherché]

reminds me of these dudes. The comment section is gold.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

reminds me of these dudes. The comment section is gold.

Dude on the left looks like Obama

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Implants melt, so it would be interesting what a mess the machine would be in after one of these people die. (I assume some are so vain that they'd want to be preserved somehow.)

Well thanks for THAT YouTube channel I didn't know I needed to binge watch.

 

[Male Idiot]

Dude on the left looks like Obama

We found Obama's swol bro. He is extra thicc.

 

[CausticMinory]

Isn't plastic surgery to look like someone famous the ultimate form of cosplay? To cosplay as someone everyday until the look fades.

 

[Papa Nier]

jesus christ this thread is depressing

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

The Asian chick is also Russian, her name is Anzhelika Protodiakonova and big eyebrows are her 'thing' but other than that she seems to be your basic insta girl.

I dont think the eyebrows is why she looks so weird.

 

[Colress]

I dont think the eyebrows is why she looks so weird.

I have so many questions.
I've seen slanted-ish eyes, but I've never seen the skin around them do... that.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

She's from Yakutsk, so she's probably Yakut, which is an ethnic group you're not going to see very often outside of Siberia. I think they just look like that.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

Its fucking Russell Greer. Thats not plastic surgery, he just has a fucked face.