TheReportOfTheWeek / Reviewbrah - fancy lad fast food reviewer

[AnOminous]

This man has my respect, and also, his sartorial taste has just improved and improved.

When he started the whole wear a suit all the time thing, he was kind of a joke at it and looked like a K-mart assistant manager.

He's really improved, though. His taste in ties has become really impressive.

He should actually start doing clothes reviews.

 

[rizlajizzla]

Man, I don't know whether I want to fuck him or be his mom.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Man, I don't know whether I want to fuck him or be his mom.

Why not both?

 

[rizlajizzla]

Why not both?

I just don't have the energy. Is he not just a-freakin-dorable though? Like a talking, evil puppy.

 

[CWCchange]

^Not an excuse, when it involves somebody who reviews energy drinks.

 

[millais]

 

[millais]

lol

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

lol

I would watch the fuck out of a movie titled this and starring ReviewBrah.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Our boy made it.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Running on Empty Food Reviews. The tone is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of casual and professional attire most of the reviews will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also ReviewBrah's humble rating system, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal wardrobe draws heavily from Patrick Bateman, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these reviews, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Report of the Week truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in ReviewBrah's existential catchphrase "Hello Everyone," which itself is a cryptic reference to Mr. Rogers wonderful day in the neighborhood. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as ReportOfTheWeek's genius wit unfolds itself on their screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Something to put in the OP:

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Brah leans on the haters.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

That smile makes it seem like he might be down...

 

[LiveFromNS]

 

[deconstruction burger]

I wonder what Reviewbrah will be doing 50-70 years from now?

Will he still be throwing darts in his house, listening to shortwave, and reviewing food from inside his car?

And still look classy as fuck?

 

[January Cyst]

 

[piripiri]

i'd love to know the logistics of the food not going cold for him.

 

[Carnegie Felon]

This man is a national treasure by far.

 

[Begemot]

This man is a national treasure by far.

If only he visited other countries, we could share in his glory as well.