Plagued Nice Guys

A bit small, if you can't read I'll try to find another one or just edit it out.
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The Russel Greer of gardening, "background context - this was from a Gardiner that I had contacted to get a quote to remove a large bush in my backyard. We had never met, only communicated by phone and SMS. Originally quoted me $450."
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William Wonders if you'll go out with him
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Ido said:
A bit small, if you can't read I'll try to find another one or just edit it out.
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This was a bit hard to read, so here it is in text format.
Hello. :)

Hope youre having a great day. Thanks for the accept.

Hi have we met before?

Not that I recall, I just saw your profile pic and was like that's cute, lemme see what she's about. Doesn't mean I have any bad intentions whatsoever dear.

Are you a coffee or tea kinda lunch date woman? Or maybe a drink one night if you prefer quite hole in the wall bar?

If so I can assure you I'm no drama, chill and I like to socially get out sometimes. If so I'd love to maybe meet ya one day or possibly pick you up and do something cool?

Happy V-Day btw

You're really not that interesting other than my initial add to sit here like you're so special because sitting there acting like you can't see someone talking to you makes you cool why?

Contrary to popular belief not all men are sitting here waiting for validation from immature sources. If you're going to be basic enough to add and accept a person you don't know, at least delete them as a friend if you don't want to talk to them past that. Common sense right? I'm not going to further cement the concept of how basic and almost depressingly typical and immature I am, by letting the person message me saying (nice things in a respectful manner) anything and just ignore them. Especially while weekly daily posting the stupidest most typical Facebook tool shit.

So nobody mad. Just a mature enough individual to school you right quick in hopes that you'll be a better person. Nobody is upset, or thinking you're really on any pedestal that deserves anything other than "girl please, you dismissed. And again doesn't make you cool or special or unique when you do dumb shit that makes no sense, and if it is some way of getting attention Like ignore someone trying to respectfully get to know you and wait for them to inevitably get irritated, you're almost the reason San Antonio gets the misconception that most women here are basic, immature and so disrespectful that they're not worth anything other than penis.

Grow up. You're not that awesome. Trust me. take care! I hope we both learned a valuable lesson here. Fuck you too.
 
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trip2themoon said:
Cheap bottle of plonk and some petrol station flowers, I'd rather have had the chocolate bar.

In roleplay or IRL being a jibbering, stuttering, sweating mess is not attractive.

That 26 year old virgin I wonder what his social life is like? Does he have any friends at all? I think that most of the guys who have sent the texts in this thread most likely don't have many friends at all. Most of us end up having our first encounters with the opposite sex via our social groups. If you can't create meaningful relationships with your own gender what chance have you got with a gender that is totally alien to you?

Some of these guys are a couple of decades too late. Roleplay was OK back in the days of chatrooms. At least then people were actually looking to chat. These days a girl is talking to friends on Facebook and she gets from a complete stranger:

"I was gathering wank material from your pictures" *Sweats so hard a puddle is forming at my feet "I wanna fuck your brains out even though if I had taken a second from building up my wank bank and looked at your profile I'd see you are in a relationship".

*Knows full well if you said yes he wouldn't know what to do next.
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The Valeyard said:
This was a bit hard to read, so here it is in text format.
Hello. :)

Hope youre having a great day. Thanks for the accept.

Hi have we met before?

Not that I recall, I just saw your profile pic and was like that's cute, lemme see what she's about. Doesn't mean I have any bad intentions whatsoever dear.

Are you a coffee or tea kinda lunch date woman? Or maybe a drink one night if you prefer quite hole in the wall bar?

If so I can assure you I'm no drama, chill and I like to socially get out sometimes. If so I'd love to maybe meet ya one day or possibly pick you up and do something cool?

Happy V-Day btw

You're really not that interesting other than my initial add to sit here like you're so special because sitting there acting like you can't see someone talking to you makes you cool why?

Contrary to popular belief not all men are sitting here waiting for validation from immature sources. If you're going to be basic enough to add and accept a person you don't know, at least delete them as a friend if you don't want to talk to them past that. Common sense right? I'm not going to further cement the concept of how basic and almost depressingly typical and immature I am, by letting the person message me saying (nice things in a respectful manner) anything and just ignore them. Especially while weekly daily posting the stupidest most typical Facebook tool shit.

So nobody mad. Just a mature enough individual to school you right quick in hopes that you'll be a better person. Nobody is upset, or thinking you're really on any pedestal that deserves anything other than "girl please, you dismissed. And again doesn't make you cool or special or unique when you do dumb shit that makes no sense, and if it is some way of getting attention Like ignore someone trying to respectfully get to know you and wait for them to inevitably get irritated, you're almost the reason San Antonio gets the misconception that most women here are basic, immature and so disrespectful that they're not worth anything other than penis.

Grow up. You're not that awesome. Trust me. take care! I hope we both learned a valuable lesson here. Fuck you too.
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So let me see if I've got this...

He claims that not all men crave validation from women and then devotes two chunky paragraphs to attacking a woman who had no interest in dating some random guy she's exchanged little more than than one sentence with.

Well, I don't know about the rest of you but I'm convinced.
 
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Bit of an odd context but I realized I've been watching a fair few Nice Guy movies/anime lately. The one thing that these people seem to miss out on is the fact that even these 'losers' in their multimedia have personality. Some fat autistic kid who really loves fishing, embroidering, or dogs. That's something; that's a hobby.

Hunting women and demanding their attention isn't a hobby. The reason Chad gets attention is because he's got a passion in lifting or in soccer. Something to talk about, and if that fits the girl's expectations of her favorite boy, you got something to talk about.
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As much as I hate Twitch memes,
1x
WE IN
- whenever a girl remotely talks to the streamer is hilarious.
 
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Cato said:
  • Reacted poorly to being rejected after asking a girl out.
  • Made additional advances after already being explicitly rejected.
  • Stalked her online for years after only brief interaction with her in person.
  • Complained bitterly about how she hooked up with a bunch of other guys in spite of you being the perfect gentlemen.
  • Derided her as a "ghetto trash skank."
Yeah, I concur that you exhibit the behaviours described in this thread.
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You're stretching the facts to make it seem worse than it really is, but I've learned from my mistakes.
 
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scorptatious said:
Kinda feel a bit bad for some of these guys.

Like, that one guy clearly had that girl's interest if she called him cute. But he assumed the worst right off the bat and sabotaged himself.

Like, dude needs to chill and learn to trust people.
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A lot of these conversations go like this:

Nice Guy: Hey, I really like your profile pic!
Girl: Thanks! You look good too!:heart-full:
Nice Guy: *MAXIMUM SPAGHETTI*
Girl: Dude...wtf... that was random, LOL!
Nice Guy: *more spaghetti* So, *clears throat and looks at shoes* mayhaps m'lady would like to partake in fine alcoholic beverages with me tomorrow night?
Girl: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.:heart-empty:
Nice Guy: YOU STUPID BITCH! I HOPE YOUR UTERUS FALLS OUT FOREVER!
 
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DrJonesHat said:
I think we have a Nice Guy in our midst. A lot of Nice Guys don't like lesbians for two reasons, one, they are by definition not interested in them, and two, they think that lesbians are taking girls that rightfully belong to the Nice Guy. Being gay isn't a perversion. Anything consenting adults agree to do in private is fine and it's nobody's goddamn business, and it requires no justification.
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LOL, guess who marked your post as dumb. That was nice of him to out himself as the bigoted wee creeper that he is. "How dare you not respond to my advances, explain yourself at once dammit".
 
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DrJonesHat said:
I think we have a Nice Guy in our midst. A lot of Nice Guys don't like lesbians for two reasons, one, they are by definition not interested in them, and two, they think that lesbians are taking girls that rightfully belong to the Nice Guy. Being gay isn't a perversion. Anything consenting adults agree to do in private is fine and it's nobody's goddamn business, and it requires no justification.
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Nice Guys should stop trying to date because even if they land a girl that's one less for Chris.
 
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