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- Phil Burnell

That's his thoughts on every game he's ever played since I found out about him. Every game is bugged according to Phil and every game makes him rage at some point. Even Lego games made him rage because he thought they were buggy.
Don't forget how he then lies about his thoughts and cribs from review sites before giving his final score, which traditionally is only slightly different from said review sites.

Seriously he just needs to own up and admit he hates his fucking job. Doubly so with PUBG given he likes to pretend that hating the work at a job is why he doesn't want to simply flip burgers or do customer support.
 
This may have been addressed.
Phil keeps reading cheers by "NationalSocialist".
Does DSP know he's reading cheers from a nazi?
Doubt he knows what a national socialist is to begin with, think you need to say nazi for him to understand and dont think he cares even then as long as he gets his money!
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Today's interesting reading:

TLDR: A user on these forums has allegedly been using sock accounts for some time, impersonating lolcows, causing drama and there are now allegations that they possibly were the person/people that originally doxed DSP, swatted him and them made an effort to push it onto the Sons of Kojima.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-a-logs-general.17334/page-54

Also, DSP is still the biggest autism magnet.
 
Interesting things from today's stream...

Phil addressed the stabbing rumor in prestream and noted that none of it was true. Take that for what it's worth. I think it's possible - people think Phil wouldn't have pulled a knife in aggression, but I could see him pulling it in defense to a perceived threat, and then running to the bathroom to cry (keep in mind, he has axes all over his house). That said, I think it's false on the grounds that there is no way we would not have heard about this before. Phil didn't seem to phased when talking about it either.

Now on stream, Phil is repeatedly failing the Catalina tanker mission while attempting to cheese it by killing the pursuers. Quality gameplay. But while doing it, replied to Infinite in the stream chat saying that he was 'pretty sure' he was talking to Infinite via email last night about the statues. He isn't sure because 'the sent emails are now out of my mailbox', but he is pretty sure it was him.

So for those who are convinced Phil is hitting the gin this seems to confirm that. How do you not recall if you were having an email conversation about selling statues to someone just the night before? Phil isn't brokering that many statue deals, let's be real here. But if he were plastered...
 
Interesting things from today's stream...

Phil addressed the stabbing rumor in prestream and noted that none of it was true. Take that for what it's worth. I think it's possible - people think Phil wouldn't have pulled a knife in aggression, but I could see him pulling it in defense to a perceived threat, and then running to the bathroom to cry (keep in mind, he has axes all over his house). That said, I think it's false on the grounds that there is no way we would not have heard about this before. Phil didn't seem to phased when talking about it either.

Now on stream, Phil is repeatedly failing the Catalina tanker mission while attempting to cheese it by killing the pursuers. Quality gameplay. But while doing it, replied to Infinite in the stream chat saying that he was 'pretty sure' he was talking to Infinite via email last night about the statues. He isn't sure because 'the sent emails are now out of my mailbox', but he is pretty sure it was him.

So for those who are convinced Phil is hitting the gin this seems to confirm that. How do you not recall if you were having an email conversation about selling statues to someone just the night before? Phil isn't brokering that many statue deals, let's be real here. But if he were plastered...

During my reading on Shoryuken I read a fair bit and I'm pretty sure the knife story was about some other random dude that ended up getting banned from tournaments for being a sperg. I don't recall seeing anything relating to DSP being involved in physical threats beyond "talking shit".
 
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but it's been pointed out that Cloud was wrong and it wasn't DSP, it was actually another dude.

Oh! That's probable, I haven't been following. Like any intelligent human, I get my news exclusively from DSP. Everything else could be doctored or taken out of context...

EDIT: Yep, my bad, just got caught up.
 
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Did Phil ever mention playing Secret of Mana before? I can easily see him thinking that it is a Zelda clone and start mashing the sword buttong wondering why he is only doing 1hp of damage for a good 10-15 minutes.

Edit: Nevermind. I appear to be late. His playthrough of what I have seen so far is still just as painful as I figured it would be.

https://youtu.be/6dLrWZukMYM
 
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He's sitting on the same side of the massive sectional couch as his live-in girlfriend? He never did that for Leanna... this must be true and honest love.

Tsk, and he isn't using an officially branded King of Hate Mug (available on Teespring). This mug must be of inferior quality.

Phil just mentioned on stream that there are leftovers for dinner tonight.
He didn't sound thrilled about this. Also, without any car, job, friends, family, money to spend, social media presence, or cooking to do, this does beg the question as to what the Queen of Gout Castle is up to today.
 
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Tsk, and he isn't using an officially branded King of Hate Mug (available on Teespring). This mug must be of inferior quality.

Phil just mentioned on stream that there are leftovers for dinner tonight.
He didn't sound thrilled about this. Also, without any car, job, friends, family, money to spend, social media presence, or cooking to do, this does beg the question as to what the Queen of Gout Castle is up to today.



She is cleaning the garage bro
 
The more this saga plays out well 7 days the more I am convinced this is a conveniant relationship like others posted I am dissapoint. Phil is truly the king of hate, bugged relationship mechanics needs to play more sims yo
 

I'll have to defend DSP here. From all we know about him and let's face it. Your typical detractor knows phil as well as a typical good friend. He's more of a run away from a fight guy rather than a pull a knife guy...at least without feeling truly threatened or attacked first. As much as his need to be macho defines him, he's not really the type of guy that has the kind of stupidity/balls or whatever you'd call it to do something like this.
 
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