FB 8/7/2014: **ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!**

[slep]

"each individual in this world is NOT perfect", says the one who is as far from Perfect as one could ever possibly get.

 

[Null]

As someone who hasn't used face book in ages, do you automatically "like" your own posts, or is Chris actually doing that himself manually?

This is a manual process and is kind-of considered a faux pas because it's really gay to like your own shit.

 

[Watermelon1337]

As someone who hasn't used face book in ages, do you automatically "like" your own posts, or is Chris actually doing that himself manually?

Shock of all shocks, Chris is purposefully doing it, because why end the stupidity there?

 

[Ti-99/4A]

This is a manual process and is kind-of considered a faux pas because it's really gay to like your own shit.

ADF was also big on liking all of his own posts, but he's really really gay.

 

[bigshot]

Wow. I never knew Chris was a drinker!

 

[namazuros]

As someone who hasn't used face book in ages, do you automatically "like" your own posts, or is Chris actually doing that himself manually?

Also after reading that giant wall of text, all I can say is my brain definitely aged and decreased trying to comprehend what the hell point he was trying to make. Especially the part where he somehow believes simply being mean to people is how wars are started, not you know, complex socio-economic conditions and political webs of intrigue and all that stuff. WW1 would have never happened if Archduke Ferdinand just shook the Black Hand's well.. hand I guess.

Have you read his homework assignment on World War II? He absolutely believes mean feelings were a pivotal factor...yuck!

 

[José Mourinho]

Oh yes, I'm extremely BLANGRY at Chris for (Insert 10 paragraphs of A-Logging here). I'm totally not pointing and laughing at him at all.

Also, maybe it's me, but this post reeks of SJW considering the words "labels" and how he dislikes the misuse of the word "gay".

 

[Joan Nyan]

Wow. I never knew Chris was a drinker!

 

[slep]

I'm really curious as to what is setting him off. It can't just be the forums, can it? We're always saying stuff about him. Something has to be happening behind the scenes even if it's just stress from dealing with buyers.

Perhaps the Paypal chargebacks are starting to roll on in. Chris' little Facebook confession that his customers aren't gonna get their stuff anytime soon (STAMPS ARE EXPENSIVE!!) was all Paypal needed to launch their investigations.

Chris has somehow made the mistake of thinking of God as another troll. That is a grave blunder.
Wrestle with God if you must, but know for a certainty, He understands what you feel and loves you unconditionally.

 

[_blank_]

He replied... so that's what happened, he watched a Futurama episode and felt the urge to write about it:

Oh, well he got part of his ideas from a cartoon. Well, that just validates everything then! Everyone go home, lock yourselves in your bathrooms and yell at the wall!

 

[Acidiic]

I guess its better than another begging status

 

[José Mourinho]

Sorry if this is posted before, but Kim Wilson posted a reply there. Pretty good but the sad thing is that Chris will most likely ignore it.

 

[A-№1]

Oh, well he got part of his ideas from a cartoon.

Not just a cartoon. Chris gets his ideas of deity from all sorts of surprising places:

Spoiler: Slightly NSFW

In fact, the people who criticize you are often very successful

Unsuccessful people rarely have heaps of money to throw away on photographs of a 32 year old manbaby or his refrigerator art.

 

[impossibility]

Chris' very dated choice of celebrity examples is straight out of a time machine to his precious high school years.

Well, except Katy Perry but she has Sweetheart-eligible breasts.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

Chris has somehow made the mistake of thinking of God as another troll. That is a grave blunder.
Wrestle with God if you must, but know for a certainty, He understands what you feel and loves you unconditionally.

True, but Chris should still be careful; He isn't afraid to 'throw down' when the situation calls for it.

He replied... so that's what happened, he watched a Futurama episode and felt the urge to write about it:

So he gets his view on God from a cartoon that has a Jewish lobster doctor character, why am I not surprised.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Kind of want to marry Kim. Just a little.

 

[Aiyane]

But Chris, you have time and time again stated that you hated ALL men because they take away all the precious china and leave none for you. Oops, I meant the TRUE and HONEST boyfriend-free girls. You know, the ones who have standards and don't want to settle on being with a jobless man child.

But going by your post, does this mean you'll turn a new leaf now and stop hating the gays?

.....

Ya right.

 

[Datiko]

He would be better served by watching the futurama nature special where bender is "beach lord" to understand how false he is. Alpha males would kill him for sport if we were in an earlier era, civilization constrains us to trolling.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

But Chris, you have time and time again stated that you hated ALL men because they take away all the precious china and leave none for you. Oops, I meant the TRUE and HONEST boyfriend-free girls. You know, the ones who have standards and don't want to settle on being with a jobless man child.

But going by your post, does this mean you'll turn a new leaf now and stop hating the gays?

.....

Ya right.

Do as he says, not as he does.

 

[Aiyane]

I am actually surprised that Kim can get away with being so blunt to Chris. Figured one of the white knights like that one chick would come stomping in to nit pick through Kim's post.