Even IF Shrimp watches a thing, you always come away with the feeling that whatever he saw was not what the rest of the universe saw. Chris just doesn't Understand. Other people, the things he watches, the definitions of words, how to spell... he has a lot of very obvious tells, the way he spells certain words, phrases things, capitalization patterns. Makes it easy to tell when he's hiding under a sock, or supporting/ harassing himself under one.
The entire curiouscat is a goldmine of hilarity. Did you know Shrimpy is both so morally bankrupt and so afraid of the trolley problem he can't actually answer "Would you delete GaoGaiGar from existence to save the life of a child?" and other equally simple questions without freaking out about it being a trap so hard he falls into one.
https://curiouscat.me/Clawshrimpy/post/199808757
https://curiouscat.me/Clawshrimpy/post/199812589