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FB 8/7/2014: **ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!**
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king of pickles
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Ain't he a gift that keeps on giving? I'd like to thank him from the bottom of my wretched heart, for making my miserable life better like that.
JULAY
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THIS IS THE MOST AUTISTIC THING THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN. ONLY THE KING OF FAT AUTISTS, WHO WAS BASICALLY THE PROMISED ONE, COULD BE BEHIND THIS. HE SHALL LEAD US INTO A GOLDEN AGE OF MANGLING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, WHINING ABOUT THINGS, AND UTTER SLOTH.
ALL HAIL THE KING!
ALL HAIL THE KING!
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Even Native American Gloria Tesch is happy.
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Actually, I think this is only the fourth or fifth most autistic thing he's ever written. It's certainly been awhile since he let the 'tism flow like this.
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Does this rage mean that ebay and paypal are starting to come down in him?I also can't believe he actually typed out a stress-sigh.
How else is an autistic attention whore supposed to let you know you're making him feel stressed??
Doesn't he realize that the Greek gods' favorite pastime is trolling hapless mortals like him??? ....oh wait, I forgot he's
libertyoftheaether
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Doesn't he realize that the Greek gods' favorite pastime is trolling hapless mortals like him??? ....oh wait, I forgot he's
I think Pan would get along well with Chris. They both lead hedonistic lifestyles, smell bad, enjoy alcohol and masturbate far too much for comfort.
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I love the way the Random Capitals begin to Creep In more and more Throughout The Post as He Gets MORE STRESSED by DIFFICULTLY WRITENING the RAGE he is EXPRESSIONABLY FEELING. I guess he's realised his business model of selling worthless overpriced shit and not sending it out because he spent all the money on his bizarre Lego addiction wasn't really viable in the long term and is now desperately flailing around, looking for someone to blame as he finds himself in yet another fuckup of his own creation.
Also, has Chris invented a new religion centred around trying to emotionally blackmail God? If I were religious myself, I'd also say that probably isn't viable in the long term either. I have visions of Chris reaching the pearly gates and getting the shit kicked out of him by St Peter.
Also, has Chris invented a new religion centred around trying to emotionally blackmail God? If I were religious myself, I'd also say that probably isn't viable in the long term either. I have visions of Chris reaching the pearly gates and getting the shit kicked out of him by St Peter.
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Maybe he's reconsidering that attitude, taking into account his abysmal failures with women.
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Except Pan could actually seduce women into having sex with him. Chris would immediately call him a jerk and receive a hoofed kick to the groin in return.
Also, I think Pan was also a god of music and thus good at it, while Chris + singing is a sin against nature.
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Only to immediately find out what everyone else knew all along... gay men don't find him attractive or are interested in him either.
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Damn! Beat me to it! My favorite quote from that movie.
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Brother, Chris thinks we call him gay to mean stupid, not homosexual 
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To be fair, the people on the CWCki forums are, as someone (whose name escapes me at the moment?) said, "the trekkies of internet goofs" and one could ostensibly raise the question whether waiting facebook updates from a mentally challenged 32-year old autistic man like they're manna from heaven and latching onto his every word is an activity that is mostly practised by well-adjusted individuals that have more fruitful endeavours to spend their lives with.
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Also BUUDAH, new eastern CWC-ism since that PYONG-PYONG(YANG) thingy.
Come at me bro.
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Holy sweet what the fuck.
"...but absolutely none of you know anything better than what impulsively comes into your aging and decreasing brains!" ~ I wonder if he's forgotten his critic base is significantly younger than him, much less smarter. Hell, no matter what one may think of BlueSpike, he was a 13 year old that utterly outsmarted somebody nearly twice his age. Not a hard feat given Chris has been pretty fucking stupid for all his life anyway, but in this context it's a prime example of Chris "conveniently" forgetting the past in how it proves him utterly wrong.
The second paragraph - wow. While that may be the stereotypical reason for bullying, I don't think that's really what set him off here. We're just his hated peanut gallery, laughing at everything he does. And this has been true for years so we're being accused as the scapegoats because of something else.
Third paragraph - Amazing. You can actually see him start lapsing into his old habits of random caps now. I also like the idea "anger" and "impulsive hatred" are in fact not one and the same.
Fourth - I don't get it. Like, is he saying we're not angry with him or any of those minor celebs he names because he'd seen them recently?
Fifth - Trying to look at this from his perspective, it's actually pretty insightful if you get past the stock "bullies are more often then not victims themselves". I'm guessing he really is implying that he's just pissed off at the misfortunes in his life, that his local community has basically excommunicated him from society (like he ever got out of the house on a regular basis before committing accidental arson). Only in true Chris fashion, he's throwing the blame on us, so much that he is literally coming across as accusing us for projecting our problems onto him, which is the exact same thing he is actually doing. And this last bit probably relates to the fact he really, really does not like being considered to have Aspergers instead of Autism.
Sixth - Now Chris is telling us who we should and should not hate. Too bad it's in the most vague terms possible as to let his own poorly justified grudges against Snyder, Walsh, and Megan stand because they "deserve it" I guess.
Seventh - Chris doesn't understand the causes for the American Revolutionary War and how the colonies desperately tried to simply receive fair treatment from Great Britain, with war breaking out as a result of the British having inflated egos and taking the colonies for granted.
eighth - I'M NOT THE ONLY PERSON WITH A MENTAL DISABILITY SO STOP PICKING ON ME. OR AT LEAST GO PICK ON THOSE SLOW-IN-DA-MINDS WHO ARE FAKING MENTAL PROBLEMS INSTEAD
ninth - Zeus? Seriously? Also, I'm pretty certain Chris just offended a couple of religions by implying all religions worship the same, singular entity of God under different names. (I also now want to see would happen if Chris tries to get into Scientology. ) Plus, if he's going to include all factors of religion, then holy crap has Chris fully incorporated all seven deadly sins into his life, Greed and Gluttony above all else.
tenth - basically telling people to do what he's always done ever since he moved onto facebook.
11th/12th - This is absolute gold right here. Nobody's torturing him, the ebay sales crumbling is completely his fault. Though it's also possible he's just now realizing the very real future of losing the roof over his head a second time and is just lashing out at his most common targets (us) because there's nothing the manchild can do about it.
"...but absolutely none of you know anything better than what impulsively comes into your aging and decreasing brains!" ~ I wonder if he's forgotten his critic base is significantly younger than him, much less smarter. Hell, no matter what one may think of BlueSpike, he was a 13 year old that utterly outsmarted somebody nearly twice his age. Not a hard feat given Chris has been pretty fucking stupid for all his life anyway, but in this context it's a prime example of Chris "conveniently" forgetting the past in how it proves him utterly wrong.
The second paragraph -
wow. While that may be the stereotypical reason for bullying, I don't think that's really what set him off here. We're just his hated peanut gallery, laughing at everything he does. And this has been true for years so we're being accused as the scapegoats because of something else.Third paragraph - Amazing. You can actually see him start lapsing into his old habits of random caps now. I also like the idea "anger" and "impulsive hatred" are in fact not one and the same.
Fourth - I don't get it. Like, is he saying we're not angry with him or any of those minor celebs he names because he'd seen them recently?
Fifth - Trying to look at this from his perspective, it's actually pretty insightful if you get past the stock "bullies are more often then not victims themselves". I'm guessing he really is implying that he's just pissed off at the misfortunes in his life, that his local community has basically excommunicated him from society (like he ever got out of the house on a regular basis before committing accidental arson). Only in true Chris fashion, he's throwing the blame on us, so much that he is literally coming across as accusing us for projecting our problems onto him, which is the exact same thing he is actually doing. And this last bit probably relates to the fact he really, really does not like being considered to have Aspergers instead of Autism.
Sixth - Now Chris is telling us who we should and should not hate. Too bad it's in the most vague terms possible as to let his own poorly justified grudges against Snyder, Walsh, and Megan stand because they "deserve it" I guess.
Seventh - Chris doesn't understand the causes for the American Revolutionary War and how the colonies desperately tried to simply receive fair treatment from Great Britain, with war breaking out as a result of the British having inflated egos and taking the colonies for granted.
eighth - I'M NOT THE ONLY PERSON WITH A MENTAL DISABILITY SO STOP PICKING ON ME. OR AT LEAST GO PICK ON THOSE SLOW-IN-DA-MINDS WHO ARE FAKING MENTAL PROBLEMS INSTEAD
ninth - Zeus? Seriously? Also, I'm pretty certain Chris just offended a couple of religions by implying all religions worship the same, singular entity of God under different names. (I also now want to see would happen if Chris tries to get into Scientology. ) Plus, if he's going to include all factors of religion, then holy crap has Chris fully incorporated all seven deadly sins into his life, Greed and Gluttony above all else.
tenth - basically telling people to do what he's always done ever since he moved onto facebook.
11th/12th - This is absolute gold right here. Nobody's torturing him, the ebay sales crumbling is completely his fault. Though it's also possible he's just now realizing the very real future of losing the roof over his head a second time and is just lashing out at his most common targets (us) because there's nothing the manchild can do about it.
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