Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[CausticMinory]

"It has recently come to my attention, that a thread about my game has reached 1000 pages on KiwiFarms. While I usually ignore most of my harsher critics, and continue working on my game, this information inspired me to make a new Easter Egg in the next build. In the next build you will be able to play a new Sonichu themed game in the gaming club. Hopefully you guys enjoy this little nod to one of my critics and stick around for the next Easter Egg. Thank you for following the development of Yandere Simulator."

Spoiler

I have no idea why that shit manifested into my mind but fuck it happy 1000 Alex you lazy fuck

 

[A Sign]

-New persona: Fragile students breakdown when bullying reaches max level and they kill people​

What the fuck??? Being depressed by bullying doesn't make your "fragile", it makes you HUMAN. it's not a game mechanic that when you reach a certain meter you're ready to murder, it can happen to everyone. There are some fucked up implications here.

So now he's ripping off Hiwata no Nadoko....and failing at it

And adding hentai merch for his TOTS NOT A HENTAI GAME,GUYS sandbox

Spoiler: a gross nsfw extreme, that we hope he'd never do, islamic content inside

Whats next? cheap jelly dildos sold for $100 cause "Ayano uses these to pretend she is with her senpai and you can too, send me an in use vid and you can enter a contest to be my gf! biggest boobies win and just say you are 18 cause i'm not a pedo!"

And from now on can we mirror his videos? That way its less jewbux for him. (What people on PULL do for Kanadajin's videos)

And would you look at that 1000 pages!

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

-New persona: Fragile students breakdown when bullying reaches max level and they kill people​

So now he's ripping off Hiwata no Nadoko....and failing at it

And adding hentai merch for his TOTS NOT A HENTAI GAME,GUYS sandbox

Spoiler: a gross nsfw extreme, that we hope he'd never do, islamic content inside

Whats next? cheap jelly dildos sold for $100 cause "Ayano uses these to pretend she is with her senpai and you can too, send me an in use vid and you can enter a contest to be my gf! biggest boobies win and just say you are 18 cause i'm not a pedo!"

And from now on can we mirror his videos? That way its less jewbux for him. (What people on PULL do for Kanadajin's videos)

And would you look at that 1000 pages!

Just make sure not to mirror them on YouTube. Put them on VidLii or some other video site. Use youtube-dl to download them.

 

[Ikea]

Happy 1000 pages!
We've made it this far and Osana is still not implemented. (Not that there was a chance that she would be.)

More effort was put into making this thread interesting than Alex has ever put into his meme game.
Congrats to everybody who has contributed and to the lolcow himself for the laughs.

fftopic: I remember lurking back when the thread was only 30 pages long. Look how far we've come!

Edit: Fixed a typo

 

[LucasSomething]

This thread is almost 2 years old now, i should feel proud but i feel empty and tired, probably because it's setting in my head how Alex will never change so this thread will go on for at least 2 more years.

But happy 1000 pages everyone!

 

[princess13456789]

 

[allyka]

Didnt take too long to make it somewhat more appealing- Mulberry's art style is absolutely horribly weird a majority of the time.

 

[lolnope]

I must say, many of these pages contain very useful criticisms and suggestions. It’s sad that they will most likely never be used.

However, I’m sure a lot of people have been entertained while reading through this thread and writing scathing comments about Alex without being punished by white knights. Personally, I enjoy KiwiFarms more than the actual game.

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

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Anyone who uses "minecraft" in their usernames should legit be banned off the internet.

 

[Jetstream Sam]

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No.

 

[UniqueHair]

1000 pages and some rando place holder student gets the Snap option before Yandere-chan with the worst possible timing and recycled assets.

I'd be impressed if I wasn't so disappointed and likewise grossed out

 

[lolnope]

Oh man, can't wait for the school shooter feature, where you can convince a bullied student to shoot up the school.
This just keeps getting dumber and dumber

Of course Alex HAD to pick this time to
implement a student who kills people after getting harassed at school.

Didn’t he say he spent an hour every day checking up on current events or something?

 

[Sushinope]

Is the game done yet

At page 10000 the game will be mysteriously 'stolen' like Foodfight, Alex will whine then just stream since nothing can be done about his 'stolen' masterpiece of a game.

 

[Buer]

This is some ugly ass art for a $40 pillow case. I get you have a hard on for Mulberry, Eva, but ew, at least pick a better artist for expensive shit.

I think it's the other way around. Eva just likes getting free shit art. Mulberry does seem to like drawing r63 art of Eva though(which is kinda creepy):

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

BTW, someone made a poll asking peoples' thoughts on Horuda Puresu: http://poal.me/tlzxne

 

[MaddieNolan]

fftopic:Just popped on here for a moment, but happy 1,000+ pages guys!

 

[Orhahine]

Happy (slightly late) 1000 pages! We've made more progress with this thread in almost two years than Eva has made with the game in the same timeframe

 

[DietCherry]

Been here since 150 pages or so. Nothing has changed I see. You’d think the game would look . . . I don’t know better? Further along? Anything? If you asked me to identify the changes he’s made in a year I wouldn’t be able to tell you. Most developers would have made visible improvements in actual development or even visually. But Yandere Simulator doesn’t even LOOK any better. It doesn’t even have an illusion of progress to it. How are people still interested?? If by page 1500 Alex hasn’t quit the game and disappeared into his basement to drown himself in his own Patreon shekels, well . . . I hope he will at least have made himself more interesting.

 

[princess13456789]

Been here since 150 pages or so. Nothing has changed I see. You’d think the game would look . . . I don’t know better? Further along? Anything? If you asked me to identify the changes he’s made in a year I wouldn’t be able to tell you. Most developers would have made visible improvements in actual development or even visually. But Yandere Simulator doesn’t even LOOK any better. It doesn’t even have an illusion of progress to it. How are people still interested?? If by page 1500 Alex hasn’t quit the game and disappeared into his basement to drown himself in his own Patreon shekels, well . . . I hope he will at least make himself more interesting.

Alex will when Osana is finished.

 

[30 Dollar Haircut]

With these body pillows, I'm curious as to why Alex has resorted to mulberry rather than kjech? did kjech demand compensation, or what? so he just stuck with mulberry who gives him free art whenever he asks.