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Looks like the soulmaid was busy baking...

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bfcw6kWAShr/

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I'm trying to wrap my head around this. So he's claiming he got so much money in December it's getting taxed. So he needs more money. But he's getting money in January Feb and march so why can't he put that money towards it?

It's also baffling that neither Phil nor his fans know how taxes actually work. Well, based on Phil's current situation and the fact that his fans are retarded children, I guess it's not surprising, but I digress...

Tax rates are progressive, so you can never end up losing money by earning more money. If you suddenly start earning enough to enter a higher tax bracket, only the amount that exceeds the old bracket gets taxed at the higher rate. So, for example, if you suddenly earn $11,000 and the bracket is $10,000, only the $1000 is taxed higher.
 
Its been ages since I played GTA:SA but isn't the RC mission one of the most hated/loved aspects of it?
Even fucking Polygon has an article dedicated to it, claiming the voice actor also hated it:
https://www.polygon.com/2016/8/6/12...n-andreas-supply-lines-cheat-hard-david-cross

Anyway, its hilarious that's he's "blaming the game" as usual when its already known to be a fiddly mission. Could just laugh instead or hire more Kimberlie Brinks and then run them over once you've signed the NDA.
Supply Lines was infamous in the original PS2 release because the fuel gauge was a time limit, not based on usage. From the screens I saw when DSP finally cleared it at the end of the stream he had about half the fuel left, so this was clearly fixed on this PS2onPS4 emulation release... presumably based on the reissue after they removed the Hot Coffee content.GTASA DSP clears Supply Lines, plenty of fuel.jpg

Wasn't it always kind of vague?

If hes hovering at 480 - 520 subs so lets say 500 thats approx $2495 a month.

If twitch get half of that its $1247.50 a month, for 33% its $823.35. Even if twitch only get 10% of that its $249.50

249.50x12 = $2994 (10%)
823x12 = $9876 (33%)
1247.50x12 = $14,970 (50%)
1746.5x12 = $20,952 (70%)

I find it hard to believe twitch would lose this money just because a an army of angry chinese cartoon avatars started reeing at them over twitter about begging for bits, or for doing a fundraiser for personal or charitable reasons.

The only reason I can foresee him getting kicked off twitch is when he's a financial drain on them. Having fans buying bits for a fundraiser = $$$ for him and twitch if anything I'm surprised twitch haven't sent him an email saying they are huge fans and that he should do more fundraisers.

Its far easier for companies of that size to treat him like just another statistic calculate the amount of money he brings in.

tl;dr Money gets you a free pass, ToS are vague as they usually are, corporations treat you like a statistic with dollar signs on your head.
Default share for $4.99/Prime subs is 50/50 split: $2.50 to streamer, $2.49 to Twitch. DSP also showed his Twitch dashboard shortly after the tier 2 $9.99 & tier 3 $24.99 subs were enabled, confirming the 60/40 split of $6 to streamer & $3.99 to Twitch plus 70/30 split of $17.50 to streamer & $7.49 to Twitch.
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So that would mean 500 subs is 500x$2.49=$1245 MINIMUM to Twitch, with each $9.99 sub being worth an extra $1.50 & each $24.99 sub being worth an extra $5 respectively.
A streamer can ask Twitch for a larger cut of at least the $4.99 subs, but DSP seems reticent to do this - he thinks they would come to him if he was worthy.

OK, so a few observations since his return. I have been on the chat full trolling sometimes up to an hour - not even silenced or banned neither have multiple people. This is on GTA SA where he is at the hospital after dying and multiple people are saying about PandaLee and his mods are laughing like crazy. So question is with BSV GC and a few notable tippers is he having like a mod insurrection where they are legit free reigning shit posting?
There were certainly some veteran mods who were more shitposters than you'd expect, e.g. Ginosaji who really turned in 2016 after the PandaLee soap insult incident & of course DSP mocking his beloved Scarface. Popsicolo I've heard repeatedly is reasonable about unbanning people and off the top of my head I can't remember any Nazi chat-esque actions from kekon3.
 
Is it just me or should they be a little more golden brown? They seem undercooked.

I'm not shitting on her baking, it's an honest question.
i mean they look okay. but why are they underfilled? i don't get it. it looks like she filled the tins a quarter way up. honestly though by the way they look. they probably WOULD have come out undercooked if she filled them properly
 
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I have a Dutch Brownies question. Where, other than up my own arse, should I post it?

EDIT: I'll just ask, then move or delete as needed.

Dutch process cocoa is a type of cocoa, perhaps originating from the Netherlands, but I have only ever heard of 'Dutch Brownies' being any old brownies, but made with cocoa processed this way. Is it just coincidence that the baseball bat vagina woman was in the Netherlands? I may have, obviously missed things.
 
since the 'kat has been let out of the bag' so to speak...we have not seen much of her just phil gushing about how she cleaned this and cooked that...i dont see a in love couple...i see a mutual agreement..free office bed and board and the odd vid and photo..for cooking cleaning and being an occasional bit of arm candy...no way on gods green earth are these two the new john and yoko....
 
since the 'kat has been let out of the bag' so to speak...we have not seen much of her just phil gushing about how she cleaned this and cooked that...i dont see a in love couple...i see a mutual agreement..free office bed and board and the odd vid and photo..for cooking cleaning and being an occasional bit of arm candy...no way on gods green earth are these two the new john and yoko....

I find it very weird that 50% of the photos I've seen of her are from behind, with nothing of her face in them. Are we 100% sure she's actually living with him? If she's so shy why would the 1st thing she did after arriving be to take a photo? It just comes across as very weird that we're starting to hear about her and what she's doing for him more than seeing her.

Some of the angles he take the photos from seem very weird, like she isn't aware he's taking the photo or he's got a mannequin and stuck a red wig on it.

My autism is flaring but it just seems off.
 
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The whole "DSP's end is at hand" line is getting old. His demise has been forecast since 2013. The guy isn't going to implode or have a dramatic end, he's going to keep puttering on for years till he just becomes completely irrelevant. Just stop with this, "he's about to be ruined" line, it's dumb.
The TIHYDP throwed new fuel on the fire and got him more views and attention, his actual downfall will most likely start when people starts to give him less and less money despite how much he begs.

I still think the whole GF thing is a bit fishy, to put it kindly. She hasn't showed up in any of Phil's content ever since she moved in, except for a few lousy Instagram pictures.
But Phil have been very on about protecting her against all the trolls and other monsters on the World Wide Web!
Though he claimed she was going to be in a ton of his videos and now he put them behind subwalls or are vague about when the others will even be made...
 
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I find it very weird that 50% of the photos I've seen of her are from behind, with nothing of her face in them. Are we 100% sure she's actually living with him? If she's so shy why would the 1st thing she did after arriving be to take a photo? It just comes across as very weird that we're starting to hear about her and what she's doing for him more than seeing her.

Some of the angles he take the photos from seem very weird, like she isn't aware he's taking the photo or he's got a mannequin and stuck a red wig on it.

My autism is flaring but it just seems off.
I wonder if she is keeping a slightly low profile to hide from a past abuser. That might also account somewhat for her very limited social media presence.
 
Wild theory time: is Phil being deliberately provocative with his shady fundraiser hoping that it'll generate attention? He feeds off attention after all. There's no denying what he's doing is scummy but if he's actually aware of how scummy it is, knowing he'll be causing controversy, it means that instead of lacking the self-awareness of his hypocrisy and bullshit he's actually very aware of it and reliant on it to maintain any attention.

(that was a prolonged way to ask if you think Phil is deliberately a conning cunt or not)
 
I wonder if she is keeping a slightly low profile to hide from a past abuser. That might also account somewhat for her very limited social media presence.

Possible but I'd say unlikely she's done 2 photos which show her face very clearly. I'm more leaning towards she's just dossing at his place and he's allowed to keep talking about her as his gf. Kinda he provides the lodgings she does the housework and cooks etc.

IDC either way tbh, it just seems really weird to me.
 
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Wild theory time: is Phil being deliberately provocative with his shady fundraiser hoping that it'll generate attention? He feeds off attention after all. There's no denying what he's doing is scummy but if he's actually aware of how scummy it is, knowing he'll be causing controversy, it means that instead of lacking the self-awareness of his hypocrisy and bullshit he's actually very aware of it and reliant on it to maintain any attention.

(that was a prolonged way to ask if you think Phil is deliberately a conning cunt or not)

In the big picture I go back and forth between whether phil is being himself or an act. My latest pet theory is we're seeing Phil basically as he is but he is on some level able to exaggerate his reactions a bit or purposely say things a little dumber than usual even for him to drum up drama which deep down he knows he needs. Phil can act to a certain extent except when he tries too hard and screws it up like usual see Project 7.
 
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Wild theory time: is Phil being deliberately provocative with his shady fundraiser hoping that it'll generate attention? He feeds off attention after all. There's no denying what he's doing is scummy but if he's actually aware of how scummy it is, knowing he'll be causing controversy, it means that instead of lacking the self-awareness of his hypocrisy and bullshit he's actually very aware of it and reliant on it to maintain any attention.

(that was a prolonged way to ask if you think Phil is deliberately a conning cunt or not)

It's a deliberate ploy to get Phil's more :autism: detractors all worked up about it, which in turn will rally his more :autism: supporters to give him more money for the mah taxes fundraiser. He knows it's scummy, he doesn't give a shit because in the end he gets what he wants.
 
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I find it very weird that 50% of the photos I've seen of her are from behind, with nothing of her face in them. Are we 100% sure she's actually living with him? If she's so shy why would the 1st thing she did after arriving be to take a photo? It just comes across as very weird that we're starting to hear about her and what she's doing for him more than seeing her.

Some of the angles he take the photos from seem very weird, like she isn't aware he's taking the photo or he's got a mannequin and stuck a red wig on it.

My autism is flaring but it just seems off.


It does seem off...like for instance he posted a pic of a cup of coffee with the words me and kat enjoying a coffee by the fire...just a poicture of a half cup of coffee with the fire in the background...but no KAT???...could it all be a ruse? and she just came for four days??? Time will tell... but i smell shite!!
 
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It's possible she really doesn't feel comfortable being shown off.

But DSP insisted on a selfie to celebrate her arriving and she couldn't say no. Same with her showing off for valentines day.

He probably talked her into 'exceptions' to leaving her out of the spotlight. Which is why she looks abit uncomfortable in both.

What's telling is he hasn't wrangled her onto a stream yet, I think she's the one saying she doesn't want to be involved.

Which means she can adult better than Phil. Phil is the one who can't make himself shut up about her.
 
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