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It's possible she really doesn't feel comfortable being shown off.

But DSP insisted on a selfie to celebrate her arriving and she couldn't say no. Same with her showing off for valentines day.

He probably talked her into 'exceptions' to leaving her out of the spotlight. Which is why she looks abit uncomfortable in both.

What's telling is he hasn't wrangled her onto a stream yet, I think she's the one saying she doesn't want to be involved.

Which means she can adult better than Phil. Phil is the one who can't make himself shut up about her.

You could be right...But she is suppossed to live in the same house..i cant see her telling phil to leave her out of a innocent coffee by the fire photo..hence the reason we just get the pic of a coffee mug...that seems odd to me... and the more i think about it the more odd it seems...
 
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Looks like the soulmaid was busy baking...

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bfcw6kWAShr/

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I love the subtle audience manipulation. Sure she made two fucking dozen muffins, but they're for the whole week! Also, they're not muffins, they're mini-muffins! So it's okay to eat 12 each!
 
Must be a slow day on the DSP thread. Perhaps Kat is a figment of his imagination and all this cooked food the Phil would never make is just showing up at his doorstep? Seriously, he took a bunch of photos over the first day or two of her and now Kat (and Phil) don't want to be spammed on an Instagram account. The simplest answer is usually the right one.
 
You could be right...But she is suppossed to live in the same house..i cant see her telling phil to leave her out of a innocent coffee by the fire photo..hence the reason we just get the pic of a coffee mug...that seems odd to me... and the more i think about it the more odd it seems...

Phil can't resist mentioning he has a girlfriend even when things are entirely unrelated to whatever he's taking a picture of.

The fact that he woke up early (before noon) is enough for him to brag and that means he HAS to mention Kat.

Considering the toxicity around DSP I don't blame her for asking him to keep her out of things (like any competent streamer/youtuber does for their significant other) it's only Phil being exceptional and constantly referencing her thats weird.

Unrelated, but I love that Phil has a fucked up sleep schedule and instead of fixing it he streams at weird times where his second stream gets very few views compared to stream one. Not including pubg on the weekends and such. Like, just wake up earlier and stream earlier in the day when half your audience is Euros. Follow the money.

Secret of Mana has been nothing but "ack ack ack I remember this, you -wrong information-". I can't imagine anyone wanted this game over what he skipped or the things he left off the poll on purpose.
 
since the 'kat has been let out of the bag' so to speak...we have not seen much of her just phil gushing about how she cleaned this and cooked that...i dont see a in love couple...i see a mutual agreement..free office bed and board and the odd vid and photo..for cooking cleaning and being an occasional bit of arm candy...no way on gods green earth are these two the new john and yoko....
Phil's relationship appears scripted, pre-planned--like a purgatory where all relationships go to when either party are dependent upon one another for financial security or shelter. If I was a streamer you'd see/hear my friends in the background; you'd see my fiancee moving around or talking to me or you'd see my outdoor life. Phil forever films from his safe space(is he scared of sunlight? is there someone out there that wants to beat him up? paranoia?) he talks about Kat, but she never pops in to say hi or ask a question. She hears him rage like an infant from his little office, but she never pokes in to talk or comment. I believe their relationship is a twitch partnership...its all about money.
 
Phil's relationship appears scripted, pre-planned--like a purgatory where all relationships go to when either party are dependent upon one another for financial security or shelter. If I was a streamer you'd see/hear my friends in the background; you'd see my fiancee moving around or talking to me or you'd see my outdoor life. Phil forever films from his safe space(is he scared of sunlight? is there someone out there that wants to beat him up? paranoia?) he talks about Kat, but she never pops in to say hi or ask a question. She hears him rage like an infant from his little office, but she never pokes in to talk or comment. I believe their relationship is a twitch partnership...its all about money.

Yeah i'd say it's pretty normal for a friend to pop in during a stream. Or even have a GF/BF chilling off to the side but not interfering with the actual stream. One theory is that he doesn't even really like her so streaming means he can get time away like he did with pandalee. Even when Leanna would pop in he would always make it awkward. Low Tier God used to have his GF chill in background and she'd read a book and listen to him stream.
 
I know this has already been bandied about, but I can't believe his fans are still falling for his "tax situation" ruse. I mean, all it takes is a google search or, I don't know, ask an American for their opinion to see that Phil is lying. Not exaggerating. He's lying. Period.
 
One theory is that he doesn't even really like her so streaming means he can get time away like he did with pandalee. Even when Leanna would pop in he would always make it awkward.

He saw the violent reaction from his fans when Leanna was snowed in in CT. He's not going to upset his paypigs again like that. No chance Kat will show up on a gameplay stream IMO.
 
It's also baffling that neither Phil nor his fans know how taxes actually work. Well, based on Phil's current situation and the fact that his fans are exceptional children, I guess it's not surprising, but I digress...

Tax rates are progressive, so you can never end up losing money by earning more money. If you suddenly start earning enough to enter a higher tax bracket, only the amount that exceeds the old bracket gets taxed at the higher rate. So, for example, if you suddenly earn $11,000 and the bracket is $10,000, only the $1000 is taxed higher.
His idiot fans believe everything he posts and says. When someone speaks counter to his statements, that person is immediately told they're "WRONG!", yet Phil has yet to speak about his previous tax preparer(the one he threatened to sue), nor does he speak about how much his current tax preparer was able to save him. Phil is a liar, surrounded by children and Europeans who care very little about the facts. They want their dose of old Phil raging and quipping at anything different.
 
Not just that but just having Kat just fucking off in Phil's "office" would make a strong public case that room isn't eligible for that tax write off.
 
Barring something drastic I think things are going to be slowwww on the DSP front till April, I mean Snort Burnell is desperately clawing at the bottom of the barrel for new content. He is essentially just putting 30 seconds snippets of shit Phil says and then just adding his fillers in over and over again. Even his gf moving in turned out to be a dud for kahntent.
 
The bread glass thing (I don't know what it's called) for the 'mini' muffins is the same as the one for the banana bread.

So they ate a whole loaf of banana bread in a day. Oh top of the multiple burgers and pastaroni.

It's carb hell. At least Lenna included some greens.
 
Just did some random research about the demand for this type of lets play.
Googled "Would you watch a silent let's play"

https://www.reddit.com/r/letsplay/comments/298ceq/be_honest_would_you_guys_watch_a_silent_lets/

TLDR: NO


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"Why would someone want to watch a blind walkthrough? The whole point of a walkthrough is watching someone clear the game in good time, not to watch someone stumble around and get stuck all the time. If you do a blind run, do it with commentary or don't do it at all imo, since the commentary is what makes it interesting for the viewer. If they want to just see the game, they'll find a walkthrough ;)"


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About the no music in the san andreas recent play-through.

DSP said that he couldn't have music on because the videos will get blocked and muted worldwide.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3FEA09C13E79C129
Here's a playlist of 181 videos that he did before on DSPGaming. For san andreas. Watchable. Not muted. Not blocked. Music can be heard fine.

Hmmmm.....
 
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Listening to DSP play DBFZ is the most excruciating thing. Every fucking match starts the same way
"WELP This guy has so much more matches than me! It's not fair!!"
The bread glass thing (I don't know what it's called) for the 'mini' muffins is the same as the one for the banana bread.

So they ate a whole loaf of banana bread in a day. Oh top of the multiple burgers and pastaroni.

It's carb hell. At least Lenna included some greens.
Yeah, I noticed the same thing. And you can even see the same chairs and kitchen table in the background, but the muffin pic is zoomed in so you only get a hint of it
"Mini muffins for the rest of the week" in before there's cupcakes or some shit in there in a few days.
 
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