Connor Goodwolf / David Leroy Ross Jr / Insane Kangaroo / @CGoodwolf - Fake "rich alpha male" who will dox you and steal your fursona, rapist, took down E621, drama whore, banned from Anthrocon, deleted himself from ED, hates poorfags

[Dahmer]

Well this is interesting. I had known of his antics for some time, particularly his constant claims of being "so rich you guys" while seeming to have an inordinate amount of spare time to trawl the internet (you figure someone who's rich would have more hobbies than trying to discredit people saying mean things on the internet). However, the sexual assault, pedophilia, and abuse claims are all new to me. It's amazing that he's still functioning in any furry groups whatsoever given his personality combined with the accusations.

 

[Cooking Mama]

Really? Because far too many of them come off as Low-T eunuchs.

It’s usually people like that who have the “alpha male” mentality. Gotta act like an asshole to hide their fragile ego.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

They’re furries after all, they gotta be living the real animal life with “alpha males” and all that bullshit. Only thing I can think of.

Those make the best hunting trophies!

 

[DrJonesHat]

Rich is a relative term. Someone who grew up in poverty not knowing if they'd have a home next month who can now pay rent on time every time might think they are rich, especially if they have money left over for entertainment afterward.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Rich is a relative term. Someone who grew up in poverty not knowing if they'd have a home next month who can now pay rent on time every time might think they are rich, especially if they have money left over for entertainment afterward.

Fucking this.

I felt wealthy after I started my career and still do.

 

[Dayquil]

David is mass reporting people on Facebook for sharing this thread, lol. He's scared shitless, haha.

 

[glass_houses]

It’s usually people like that who have the “alpha male” mentality. Gotta act like an asshole to hide their fragile ego.

Those make the best hunting trophies!

They're really not. It's like running over people in wheelchairs when you're playing, 'Van of Peace'. The wheelchairs make a satisfying crunching noise, but after one or two you quickly get bored of it. No challenge. In theory 'alpha furries' are much more challenging because they can run (or waddle) away, but basically anyone who proclaims themselves alpha of anything are retards convinced that they're so fucking awesome that they're bullet proof, and just stand around posturing, too stupid to get out of the way. The whole exercise turns into vermin extermination. Shooting rabbits, basically. No fun at all.

Rich is a relative term. Someone who grew up in poverty not knowing if they'd have a home next month who can now pay rent on time every time might think they are rich, especially if they have money left over for entertainment afterward.

Fucking this.

I felt wealthy after I started my career and still do.

YES. Fucking oath. The longer you go without any sort of income above subsistence level, the richer you feel when you finally start pulling extra. But, and this is important, wealth is relative. And it's pretty fucking obvious that this man's wealth is relative only to people who are barely scrapping by.

David is mass reporting people on Facebook for sharing this thread, lol. He's scared shitless, haha.

Can't say I blame him. But fuck's sake, he's been on the net long enough to know that when the shit hits the fan, fighting and trying to censor information just draws even more attention. The only thing that can save him ss locking down or deleting his accounts and going offline long enough that spectators just get bored and wander off. That's a lolcow. Any attention is infinitely preferable to none at all.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

I'll also point out that he doesn't just claim to be wealthy, but, in that personal ad, a member of the 1%. So either he's so delusional he thinks finally being able to afford an iPhone makes him a 1%er, or he knows he's full of shit and is lying to get that sweet, sweet under-aged furry ass

 

[glass_houses]

I'll also point out that he doesn't just claim to be wealthy, but, in that personal ad, a member of the 1%. So either he's so delusional he thinks finally being able to afford an iPhone makes him a 1%er, or he knows he's full of shit and is lying to get that sweet, sweet under-aged furry ass

A billionaire who doesn't have lawyers to hammer shut open mouths, chases risky prey instead of just building a house in Taiwan, and has to do his own PR work.

Sounds legit. I really can't understand what all the fuss is about.

 

[CIA Nigger]

I'll also point out that he doesn't just claim to be wealthy, but, in that personal ad, a member of the 1%. So either he's so delusional he thinks finally being able to afford an iPhone makes him a 1%er, or he knows he's full of shit and is lying to get that sweet, sweet under-aged furry ass

iPhones aren't even expensive, you can get an iPhone SE for under $200 new. It's a sales success for Apple (same with the 5c before it) in that lucrative price range and they're unlikely to discontinue it.

 

[AutistocLolCow]

Rich is a relative term. Someone who grew up in poverty not knowing if they'd have a home next month who can now pay rent on time every time might think they are rich, especially if they have money left over for entertainment afterward.

If true, kinda shows from where he comes from and what kind of people he hangs up with.
I mean, to keep declaring himself rich.. all those furfags he meets have to be completely moneyless. I guess?

 

[CIA Nigger]

Connor likes to find young women as in right on the edge of legal.

 

[Uncle Warren]

Connor likes to find young women as in right on the edge of legal.
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Is it just me or is Connor sharing a similar taste for that anime wolf as Austin?

Maybe its just me, I just woke up

 

[CIA Nigger]

Is it just me or is Connor sharing a similar taste for that anime wolf as Austin?

Maybe its just me, I just woke up

It's from the movie Arashi no Yoru ni, a Japanese movie with a cult following among furries. "Basic Furries" (the slang term for newfags and furries who act like newfags) seem to love using that movie for their profile pics.

 

[Flareon]

..watching people's heads explode? Everyone knows how people married 100 years ago bro, their heads explode because you think there was nothing wrong with it

 

[Fulda's Gap]

We also shit in chamber pots more a century ago.

Does that mean you keep your feculence in a bucket in your room, Conner?

 

[DrJonesHat]

We married young 100 years ago because we tended to drop dead sooner than we do now and we now know that just because the reproductive system is functioning doesn't mean it's time to start pumping out kids.

 

[CIA Nigger]

Connor Goodwolf has such delusions of popularity that he got the vanity plate "POPUFUR", and is the only poster on a website called popufur.io.
https://archive.fo/u6REe

Now here's something funny. Popufur.io only has one post on it, and it's from him. I wonder why......

https://archive.fo/xV7BX
Oh.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

>"I'm in the 1%"
>drives a shitty Mitsubishi

 

[glass_houses]

>"I'm in the 1%"
>drives a shitty Mitsubishi

I'm not even sure if the paintwork is damaged or just dirty. It's a photo of a personalised plate, not a submission to UFYH. Couldn't he at least clean around the plate if he wants to flaunt it so badly?