DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Near]

Since I know no one on the DSP subforum reads anything else, make sure you read this message from dear leader (da owner of KF) about moderation, quality of posts etc:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/shakedown-in-progress.39763/

Overall this subforum isn't doing too bad, but there's obviously some issues with the quality of what people post on KF.

• Please avoid posting low-quality/one word/reaction image posts unless its something particularly entertaining. There hasn't actually been too much happen with that sort of thing recently, but just saying it again.
• Please report posts you find problematic (and provide a reason stating so if it isn't obvious)
• Use the "Talk to Staff" function for larger issues on the site (I'm not able to read or participate in anything posted there)
• If you have other concerns, feel free to PM me

Congrats on getting your board marked as green, Neger. (even though most of KF fucking hates it lol)

 

[NotreallyPutin]

W... why would you ever sub to Phil in the first place? Never ever give this guy positive numbers you can control. Better add his channel to your favorites in the browser and check it once per day if you're really desperate to watch his garbage.

Masochism?

Has his maid-to-be surfaced? I saw her initially but it seems like she vanished for a bit. Anyone else get any weird vibes from her, like she's the same caliber as that couple who tried to scam DSP with the Kim persona?

 

[Phalanx]

Has anyone noticed how Phil's douchebag levels have increased inmensively? Not only in what he says but HOW he says it.

He allways seemed a child throwing a temper tantrum when he got angry, now he never gets angry but he has become way more insufferable than before it reminds me when a problem child reaches puberty and becomes an obnoxious brat who allways thinks he's right.

As for his arrogance I think it is more fear than everything like the sudden realisation that everything is crumbling down and that he has nothing to fall on. His patreon is dead; his youtube is a fucking memorium to his "glory" days and his new videos barely touch 1k. As for his twitch his twitch is incredibly inconsistent and with his biggest subbers going it has impacted him heavily his chat tears him apart and ridicules subbers and tippers and his mods are honestly in it for the lols it feels.

Since I know no one on the DSP subforum reads anything else, make sure you read this message from dear leader (da owner of KF) about moderation, quality of posts etc:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/shakedown-in-progress.39763/

Overall this subforum isn't doing too bad, but there's obviously some issues with the quality of what people post on KF.

• Please avoid posting low-quality/one word/reaction image posts unless its something particularly entertaining. There hasn't actually been too much happen with that sort of thing recently, but just saying it again.
• Please report posts you find problematic (and provide a reason stating so if it isn't obvious)
• Use the "Talk to Staff" function for larger issues on the site (I'm not able to read or participate in anything posted there)
• If you have other concerns, feel free to PM me

Neger you are doing gods work and the Phil board is easily the best one. Its very active too.

 

[ANDS!]

That PUBG video linked in the previous page is. . .holy cow. And the fact that he's got hours of this uploaded? Here is what I don't understand (I mean I totally understand but let's pretend we don't know Phil or that logic doesn't exist in his world): the people who play PUBG and actually enjoy it are very likely shills being paid by Playerunknown because the game is clearly terrible, however Phil, because he shits on the game, is not equally greedy for playing the game as it brings in the most income for him?

 

[rizlajizzla]

Has anyone noticed how Phil's douchebag levels have increased inmensively? Not only in what he says but HOW he says it.

He allways seemed a child throwing a temper tantrum when he got angry, now he never gets angry but he has become way more insufferable than before it reminds me when a problem child reaches puberty and becomes an obnoxious brat who allways thinks he's right.

He has really ramped up the hissy fits. His testosterone levels seem to have been through the goddamned roof. And, yeah, he has just enough positive shit going on to feel completely validated.

Can anyone speculate on whether he has drinking more heavily recently? I feel like he has, but it could just be I've been looking for it. Does anyone :autism: have a sense of his drinking over time?

I feel like he is too damned drunk in some of the food videos. I mean, he's drunk & the food is still hot enough to eat. And nobody can tell me he walked...

 

[Wurstbrot]

That PUBG video linked in the previous page is. . .holy cow. And the fact that he's got hours of this uploaded? Here is what I don't understand (I mean I totally understand but let's pretend we don't know Phil or that logic doesn't exist in his world): the people who play PUBG and actually enjoy it are very likely shills being paid by Playerunknown because the game is clearly terrible, however Phil, because he shits on the game, is not equally greedy for playing the game as it brings in the most income for him?

The thing with DarkSaltPhil's play style and this game is the following: He's allowed to play it by doing absolutely nothing. So he can be extra lazy and earn money, which mathematically results in the easiest (in the sense of least effort) cash-grabbing-income. An anecdote for his whole career.

It also doesn't matter that he hates this game. He hates every game in existence. #DSPositive

 

[ANDS!]

The thing with DarkSaltPhil's play style and this game is the following: He's allowed to play it by doing absolutely nothing. So he can be extra lazy and earn money, which mathematically results in the easiest (in the sense of least effort) cash-grabbing-income. An anecdote for his whole career.

It also doesn't matter that he hates this game. He hates every game in existence. #DSPositive

. . .which still kills me though. I mean I don't particularly like the game and when I played it my blood pressure was through the roof, but I'll be darned if I don't enjoy watching folks who actually know how to play the game go at it. To me it's the same thing with his MH: World viewpoint, except he actually played PUBG: he's so uncreative he can't possibly make lemonade out of lemons like other streamers do.

 

[PedoPhil]

His paytreon is the real freedom chat.

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Quality bantz i like it!!!!

 

[KingjadVCMP]

I'm all for slow DSP-news days as it means there's no drama for him to capitalise on financially. It's just a boring fat older racist on Twitch, boring tends to mean even his own fans ain't gonna bother donating much.

He will of course soon start creating drama, nearly the end of the month after all. His own fans have witnessed him splurge thousands of dollars in the last month instigating this move for the lady of the female persuasion, some are gonna go WTF if he tries to plead poverty so soon after all that.

 

[Noob-Noob]

So I read a pretty interesting YouTube comment under Tevin's latest video speculating that Kat works as an Uber driver. Explains a lot why Phil is making such a huge stink about her, not only having her driver's licence and insurance in order, but also learning the layout of the roads. Which before, sounded utterly completely unnecessary.

 

[JackDavis]

Please avoid posting low-quality/one word/reaction image posts unless its something particularly entertaining. There hasn't actually been too much happen with that sort of thing recently, but just saying it again.

I hope this takes care of those "Spoiler: Autism emoji" posts that were cute and funny the first 250 times they were posted.

 

[Edge]

His paytreon is the real freedom chat.

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What's even dumber than giving phil money is loudly whining about other people giving phil money and being needlessly hostile about it

 

[Clop]

Ever since the first 'Redemption Run' there's been this one constant that Phil's actually doing even worse than the first time in many ways, it's amazing. He truly does sink his own ship faster than anybody. If he never replayed the games, there wouldn't be such clear comparisons to how much he just keeps sinking. It's harder to compare his attitude between two different games but when it's the exact same game it's hard not to notice how much worse he keeps getting.

For clarification's sake, Phil was often at least somewhat entertaining because he's such a clown, an antithesis of an average 90's gamer, but now he's a clown who thinks he's the king. A nuanced difference between "phew, at least I'm not this bad" and "oh my sweet evil jesus it's really hard to not a-log someone this pompous."


EDIT: Also, holy fuck didn't anyone ever tell Phil that if your car flips in GTA, you gotta press in the direction of the roof to make the balance tip back towards the wheels? CHILDREN who play GTA got the memo simply by playing and fiddling with the controls when they flipped over. Is it just me? Help me.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Masochism?

Has his maid-to-be surfaced? I saw her initially but it seems like she vanished for a bit. Anyone else get any weird vibes from her, like she's the same caliber as that couple who tried to scam DSP with the Kim persona?

In a way she's the opposite of Kim. Instead of having a 10 year legacy of catfishing, she suddenly sprung into existence online like what, 3 years ago?

I hope this takes care of those "Spoiler: Autism emoji" posts that were cute and funny the first 250 times they were posted.

Good luck getting the entirety of kiwifarms to give up on their forum memes.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

So I read a pretty interesting YouTube comment under Tevin's latest video speculating that Kat works as an Uber driver. Explains a lot why Phil is making such a huge stink about her, not only having her driver's licence and insurance in order, but also learning the layout of the roads. Which before, sounded utterly completely unnecessary.

Possible but unlikely imo. I mean, you think Phil is gonna let the general public take rides in the Goutmobile? If she was an Uber driver, Phil will definitely make her get another job. Or another car. Get ready for the fundraisers if it's the latter!

 

[OB 946]

I don't even get the fascination of white knighting anybody. They don't give a shit about you aside from your money and you're doing all this pointless shit for them with no recognition.

A lot of it has to do with sunk cost fallacy. They've spent so much money/time on a thing that they have to defend their investment.

 

[JamFlowMan]

So I read a pretty interesting YouTube comment under Tevin's latest video speculating that Kat works as an Uber driver. Explains a lot why Phil is making such a huge stink about her, not only having her driver's licence and insurance in order, but also learning the layout of the roads. Which before, sounded utterly completely unnecessary.

It is in Phil's nature to try to make things sound more important then they are, so I could see him saying "transfer" when what he really means is "update her app."

Possible but unlikely imo. I mean, you think Phil is gonna let the general public take rides in the Goutmobile? If she was an Uber driver, Phil will definitely make her get another job. Or another car. Get ready for the fundraisers if it's the latter!

You mean like the fundraiser he is having next week, once again for taxes of some kind. Almost can't decide what is more scummy, begging people to pay back taxes you didn't know about, or begging people to pay the taxes you know you have to pay every year. I guess it doesn't matter in Phil's case since the taxes thing is clearly bullshit.

 

[Sparkletor]

Kat is not an Uber diver as

a: she doesn't/didn't own her own phone

B: she doesn't have a driver's licence

C: she doesn't have a car

Also about a week ago Phil was complaining about his back and someone asked if it was due to sex. Phil said something like" no, not that I'm not taking advantage of the time we have together" almost insinuating that he knows his time is limited and she won't be there forever.

 

[Waveysauce]

Im sure someone already touched on this but didnt dsp say that she was getting transferd from her other job? Being she already had a job and is keeping it after the move? Now all of a sudden she might not work until march.

And why does she need a licence for her to get to work? Dsp couldnt just drop her off and pick her up? His story with these couple things changes often

 

[DiabeticSP]

So when DSP leases another car so Kat can drive to work and back, does that make 2 mortgages and 2 car loans and 2 business loans?

Has he ever paid a loan off so far?