DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Remember when he got upset at low viewership and called his fans lazy when he was ‘busting his ass doing voice acting’ playing Pokémon? I wonder if he’ll eventually blow up and call fans lazy again for low subs.

that's probably going to be sooner rather than later

 

[DiabeticSP]

So I think Kat said something to him where she doesn't wanna get involved and told him to stop taking pictures of her and since he agreed to it but is still pretty butthurt by it. I think he set himself up by thinking she'll be willing to constantly take instagram pics with him of their boring life and she's like "No, stop taking pics of me and stop asking."

You just know if this happened she was probably very polite and non confrontational about it making her feel uncomfortable

And you know Phil took it as a personal insult he'll hold as a grudge for years.

 

[StylishAcolyte]

I don't know about that. DSP's genuine fans are really creepy. They seem to obsess over his private life and have a strange "double-think" where they contrarily get off from helping him get out of financial trouble, while also idolising his lifestyle of never leaving the house, having "residual muscle" (or whatever shit it was he came out with), and being able to trick exceptional women into moving in with him. Even if he shut his mouth about Kat now, the detractors might stop giving a shit, but his fans wouldn't.

It's the reality show mentality, besides the fact that most of what we know from DSP has been recorded by him.

 

[CoolGuy420weedbonerXXX]

So we're all in agreement at this point that the money he got from his last begathon in December wasn't spent on his back-taxes, but rather to help Kat move in? His story keeps changing. Does anyone know?

 

[Phalanx]

Ooohhhhh Bitch, its coming last night in which we will call The Bannening where DSP banned over 60 people most who asked about Kat. He was already triggered, so I have a theory on how its going to play in the next week.

So PubG streams views are going to plummet over the weekend and he will still get asked about Kat.
This will proceed til monday where his attendance on I think GTA will bomb hard and he will recieve very few tips.
Day 28 - The Begathon 2 - He is going to have 3/4s detractors and his subs and tips are going to be few - he has lost a lot of big donors and you can tell in his streams. He is going to play the last week finally ending in a flourish of Phil v the detractors and going ban crazy. Begathon 2 will see the detractors strike and Phil limp off.

As for the prior Kat theory I think this is most likely the case now Phil knows he is laboured with this woman who I think once she gets a job will be visited by the lovable Tyrone.

Tyrone is the real winner here.

 

[chairgate]

Well... I guess its pretty much confirmed HE BOUGHT A 4KTV FOR HIMSELF.
ON stream, he just said that someone wanna donate him a TV... so he started this bullshit story. In a week or so, he will say he got a new tv and he totally didnt bought it. Just like Switch.

If he has a 4K TV either fan, kat, himself whatever, whats the fucking bet this guy brought whatever best buy shilled him, or the first link on amazon. 4K Tvs can be rather cheap.. but they are shit. no HDR sometimes, shit latency, cheap panels etc.

I can just see him getting one, now or years later and complaining "doesn't even fucking look better than my old tv *snort* 4K is a joke man, fuck everyone who told me it would look better"

 

[Sparkletor]

I predict before too long Phil will cancel his special day off with the girlfriend and blame it as the reason he is losing subs.

He can't lose momentum folks. Let's be real, taking the day off is killing the stream. Everything was great and positive before Kat ruined it by demanding he not work. Participation is down because of Kat. Nothing he could do!

 

[neger psykolog]

Ooohhhhh Bitch, its coming last night in which we will call The Bannening where DSP banned over 60 people most who asked about Kat. He was already triggered, so I have a theory on how its going to play in the next week.

I was going to make a serious post questioning why he'd do this, and point out how he could use discord for "high quality" chat, but then I remembered that he's exceptional and irredeemable.

Anyway, has he played any "escort missions" recently?

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I predict before too long Phil will cancel his special day off with the girlfriend and blame it as the reason he is losing subs.

He can't lose momentum folks. Let's be real, taking the day off is killing the stream. Everything was great and positive before Kat ruined it by demanding he not work. Participation is down because of Kat. Nothing he could do!

This just reminded me that its been a year since "There is no plan B," hasn't it?

You would think in that time you'd, you know, come up with one. (Unless plan b was "lie about back taxes.")

 

[samovski]

How someone can feel proud of 'outsmarting' 14 year old AI I just don't get. Somehow he manages to make it sound like he's just pulled off the heist of the century.

Good god his GTA stream is boring af. Is he trying to see how boring he can be and still get the usual suspects to pay up?

 

[PieceofShet]

LOL

 

[neger psykolog]

Is he trying to see how boring he can be and still get the usual suspects to pay up?

I'm still trying to figure out what DSP's "niche" is meant to be.

Popular streamers seem to either:

• Play one game/genre constantly
• Switch between games and play popular stuff most of the time

DSP seems to:

• Play random shit
• Quit random shit
• Complain about random shit
• Play fighting games rarely and then quit/complain
• Play popular games when they're no longer popular

 

[Phalanx]

I was going to make a serious post questioning why he'd do this, and point out how he could use discord for "high quality" chat, but then I remembered that he's exceptional and irredeemable.

Anyway, has he played any "escort missions" recently?

From what I have seen so far no, and I find that factor fucking hilarious damn Kim cut scars deep but was actually a woman pretending to recover a lost account, who was ACTUALLY Fred Fucks but was actually known hacker group, The Falcon.

Everytime I here this and recant tales of Phil and Chris Chan to RL friends reminds me how much I fucking love the internet.

As for Phil's audience me and a streamer IRL friend were discussing this and we dont know either. It seems to be 3/4 of detractors who want to Phil homeless in the Renton underpass giving blowjobs for 25 bits in mean cents. And 1/4 retarded sub tier chris chans who missed their boat to internet stardom but clung all hope that PaPa Phil being their representative and vanguard for their autistic world order. Remember if Phil dies their dreams die too. Also the fact that 1/4 is basic as fuck and are easily manipulatable and have no IRL friends so support phil because he apperently is.

 

[AnOminous]

[21:39:4?] $5 The OG Papa Lou "You're right Phil, I am going to chargeback those tips. Just like I did for the 18 in a day a few weeks ago before you upped your tip limit to $5 in response to my chargebacks. Thanks for my money back, dummy."
[21:44:0?] $5 The OG Papa Lou "Well I guess Paypal let you keep the money and gave it back to me. Either way, ain't fraud dumbass. And I'm not in your country either. So bite wind, gout-boy."

I'm pretty sure this is utter bullshit. If Paypal actually did this, you could scam them by just colluding with someone else, making transactions, reversing them, and if they gave you your money back and let the other guy keep his, too, then you'd have doubled your money. They'd be constantly getting ripped off.

 

[neger psykolog]

I'm pretty sure this is utter bullshit. If Paypal actually did this, you could scam them by just colluding with someone else, making transactions, reversing them, and if they gave you your money back and let the other guy keep his, too, then you'd have doubled your money. They'd be constantly getting ripped off.

Well first of all he's full of shit as you've already said. Secondly its like $5 and if you kept pulling the same shit you'd get banned from PayPal (who will ban you for any reason they want).

I doubt PayPal even lets you chargeback "streamer tips" unless its actual credit card fraud or you have some reasonable explanation. Especially if you pay, chargeback, pay, chargeback to the same company a dozen times.

 

[James Smith]

I was going to make a serious post questioning why he'd do this, and point out how he could use discord for "high quality" chat, but then I remembered that he's exceptional and irredeemable.

Twitch actually has a function now where you can have a different chat room that only subs can see. He could make a sub-only Twitch chat without any third party sites or software, while still leaving his normal chat open to anyone (read: people who might not sub but might throw him those sweet, sweet quarters.)

I'm pretty sure this is utter bullshit. If Paypal actually did this, you could scam them by just colluding with someone else, making transactions, reversing them, and if they gave you your money back and let the other guy keep his, too, then you'd have doubled your money. They'd be constantly getting ripped off.

Eh, credit card companies do that for small transactions (and when I say small I mean small to them, not necessarily small to your average joe.)

 

[Keystone]

Why can't these weens understand that laughing at the poop is okay, but touching it isn't?

I also love the implication that Kat already has him pussy whipped in relation to the PS Pro and not wanting to be in his retarded videos. Happened faster than anyone probably expected.

 

[SleepyNibba]

His stream chat is defending Phil getting his hand held thru mission in GTA

 

[AmericFront]

Dsp could be a better driver in games if he actually focused on the game, rather than the chat. I wonder how he'll react to the grinds in gta sa

 

[CabbageMan]

It's pretty hilarious too because if he REALLY needed a 4K TV (which we all know he doesn't) Walmart had a 45" for $68 today.

But that's probably too small for Phil. He probably needs one of those 75" ones.