DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Any health issue he brings up will be one he couldn't do anything about.

He's either flirting with or already has diabetes but he'd sooner say he has malaria or in typical Phil fashion claim he has a hereditary disease and blame his parents than admit he has a disease his life choices caused.

'People were saying to do more DSP tries it and now I have heart disease. Stupid trolls telling me to eat unhealthy, wasting everyone's time and now I need more tips to pay for my bypass.'

 

[Coin Ops]

"No one wants to see old games." -Phil "King of Retro" Burnell

PUBG - February 22, 2nd stream commentary

Spoiler

I'm listing what I think are the most interesting parts of the stream up front. Maybe I'll call this section SHOUT-OUTS!

• KAT'S FAVORITE GAMES
  • Chat asks what are some of Kat's favorite games. "She really likes the Assassins Creed series. She obviously really likes Overwatch…uhhmm…"
• REAL ESTATE
  • There's no way to get rid of his condo. "There's absolutely nothing I can do." "I can't short sell it because they [the bank] won't let me."
• TAXES
  • Chat asks about him playing games he wants instead of just ones that are profitable. Talks about needing to make as much with cheers and subs between now and the end of February so he can get the money in time for April taxes.
    • "And then I don't know what I'm going to owe on these taxes coming up. I have no idea. I'm gonna owe back-taxes from the state. And then I'm gonna owe a federal tax from last year I didn't…I didn't…ya know I owe more…and then the new federal tax payment."
    • "I can't just always rely on begging people to help me out."
• TAX BILLS
  • "There's no such thing as a tax bill. The only time you get a tax bill in the mail is if you're delinquent. If I were delinquent in my taxes then, you know, here's your tax bill. You know, I'm not. I guess I owe back taxes but the assessment was never completed by the state of Washington so there's no "bill" to pay. My federal taxes, there won't be a bill. There's no bill. It doesn't exist. There's no bill you get for taxes when you own your own business, you just are expected to pay them. If I didn't pay the taxes this year, then yeah, next year I get a bill 'You didn't pay this ridiculous amount of taxes and now we're gonna basically, you know, find a way to get them from you or whatever.' But that's not how life works. These are kids saying stupid shit. 'Where's your tax bill?' There's no such thing, dumbass."

Match 1

• "Some Idiot in Stream Chat" tipped him $100.
• In his self-proclaimed last tip of the night, Mr. Saggins apologizes to Phil for not being able to tip more.
• Mr. Saggins tips, again. Asks Phil how his parents' cats are doing. Phil assumes they're doing okay. He sometimes hears them in the background when he's on the phone with his parents. He doesn't ask about them.
• Chat asks about bad movie theater experiences. Phil talks about parents who bring babies to loud movies. Here are some choice quotes we can revisit during the inevitable Phil Jr. saga:
  • "Oh boo hoo, you chose to have a kid and now you're stuck. You can't go to the movies for 2 years until the kid's old enough to not cry every 5 fucking seconds of the fucking movie. Welp, maybe you should live with your own life decision, right?" Smug chuckle.
  • "Well I don't understand, I'm a parent so I can't have fun? Well, you know, I don't understand, you're a parent so you can't just do coke off a Thai hooker's asshole. You know what I mean? When you're a parent. Things change, bro."
  • "You chose to have another life, therefore you now have to make the sacrifice. You have to live with it. Now you can't do things you used to do."
• Down to 34 players. "This is one of the few rooms with no window…you can just kind of camp here and no one can do anything unless they walk right up in front of you, right?" According to Phil, camping is only allowed during certain times. Now we know that camping is allowed when the match is down to 34 players (or about 17 minutes into the match).
• Chat asks what are some Kat's favorite games. "She really likes the Assassins Creed series. She obviously really likes Overwatch…uhhmm…"
• Camps for 6 minutes. Only moves because the circle forces him to. Down to 16 players.
• Player count drops to 15 and he immediately goes prone in the grass as if that's his threshold to active his late game cowering.
• Sees a guy in the distance and takes him out with the VSS (a quiet sniper rifle). Credit where credit is due: that was a good kill. He doesn't talk shit about the other guy either. Why can't he be like this all the time?
• Catches another guy who is occupied in another gunfight. Empties a magazine from the M16 and gets a kill. This gives his position away (I think he should have stuck with the VSS) and the third guy puts a couple shots in him. The blue circle forces Phil to move and the guy takes him out.
• Parting shot: "The MK14!"
• Place: 7
• Killed by: MK14 (I had to look this up. It's a long range rifle that can only be found in airdrops. Cool.)
• Guns at time of death: VSS, M16, frag grenade
• Number of kills: 2

Match 2

• Checks subs. He says he's lost 1 sub tonight but gained 2 earlier today.
• "Evo is boring. Most video game tournaments are boring." Smug chuckle.
• Talks about tournaments and how the wait to play was boring but he enjoyed being able to hang out with people.
• Gets shot from off-screen while running about.
• Parting shot: "Oh! Okay. Someone randomly ran into me with a nice assault rifle and killed me. Delightful game."
• Place: 84
• Killed by: SCAR
• Guns at time of death: Mini14
• Number of kills: 0

Match 3

• Dropping on military island. The salt levels are always high at military island.
• Tries to land on top of a building. Another player lands on the same roof so Phil jumps off the roof and loses half his health. "I might as well just commit suicide."
• Hears some gunplay far off in the distance. Laments as he runs passed several likely uninhabited buildings and into the wilderness: "Yeah, I might as well [commit suicide], they already have all the weapons." This chickenshit.
• Chat asks if he would ever consider putting Monster Hunter: World in the Patron's Choice playthrough: "No. No."
• Dune buggy time! First driving adventure of the night. I love the driving shenanigans.
• Flips the dune buggy. "Great physics!" Loses 1/3 of his health.
• Hit a house. "Oops. The vehicle was already busted." It wasn't. Loses 1/3 of his health.
• Inside a house. Hears a vehicle. Hides. "Sounds like an idiot."
• Chat asks about him playing games he wants instead of just ones that are profitable. Talks about needing to make as much with cheers and subs between now and the end of February so he can get the money in time for April taxes.
  • "And then I don't know what I'm going to owe on these taxes coming up. I have no idea. I'm gonna owe back-taxes from the state. And then I'm gonna owe a federal tax from last year I didn't…I didn't…ya know I owe more…and then the new federal tax payment."
  • "I can't just always rely on begging people to help me out."
• Hits a boulder. "Oh shit! I couldn't even see this boulder. It was behind a tree."
• "Looking for support from people has worked out way more than working on YouTube and just relying on YouTube to work."
• There's no way to get rid of his condo. "There's absolutely nothing I can do." "I can't short shell it because they [the bank] won't let me."
• Rides the circle perimeter in a dune buggy, taking fire nearly the entire time. Dies when his tireless, flaming vehicle explodes.
• Parting shot: "I couldn't get out. No lie. I was pressing B!"

• Place: 21
• Killed by: Vehicle explosion
• Guns at time of death: M4, AKM
• Number of kills: 0

Match 4

• The game legitimately glitches as he runs into a house and is declared dead from falling.
• Parting shot: Sigh…
• Place: 91
• Killed by: Falling
• Guns at time of death: None
• Number of kills: 0

Match 5

• User fallen1570 cheers 20,000 bits ($200).
• Chat talks about a Final Fantasy 13 playthrough being on a certain channel and Phil says that channel was hacked and he can't get it back because he can't prove it's his channel to YouTube's satisfaction.
• Guy runs up on his and Phil dies.
• Parting shot: "I couldn't see him at first."
• Place: 73
• Killed by: UMP9
• Guns at time of death: M16, AKM, frag grenade
• Number of kills: 0

Match 6

• Obligatory shitting on the Xbox One port of PUBG.
• Chat asks how PUBG became so popular. Phil goes on a rant about Dr. Disrespect: https://twitter.com/GoutSydePhil/status/967098649250619393
• Parting shot: "Gee! He killed me with the M4! You-know-the-one-weapon-I-needed-the-entire-fucking-game-and-could-never-find-because-all-they-could-give-me-was-a-fucking-shotgun-and-the-worst-sniper-rifle?!"
• Place: 25
• Killed by: M4
• Guns at time of death: VSS, S686
• Number of kills: 0

Match 7

• Real Talk. He's real nervous about the future. Alludes to him and his girlfriend possibly having to move into a different house.
• Someone says that even if Phil showed his tax bill the detractors still wouldn't believe him. Phil responds with this word salad: "There's no such thing as a tax bill. The only time you get a tax bill in the mail is if you're delinquent. If I were delinquent in my taxes then, you know, here's your tax bill. You know, I'm not. I guess I owe back taxes but the assessment was never completed by the state of Washington so there's no "bill" to pay. My federal taxes, there won't be a bill. There's no bill. It doesn't exist. There's no bill you get for taxes when you own your own business, you just are expected to pay them. If I didn't pay the taxes this year, then yeah, next year I get a bill 'You didn't pay this ridiculous amount of taxes and now we're gonna basically, you know, find a way to get them from you or whatever.' But that's not how life works. These are kids saying stupid shit. 'Where's your tax bill?' There's no such thing, dumbass."
• As Phil enters a building, another player sneaks up on him from outside the building. Phil dies.
• Parting shot: "Of all things this idiot is camping with a Tommy Gun."
• Place: 36
• Killed by: Tommy Gun
• Guns at time of death: M4, Mini14
• Number of kills: 0

Postgame

• Real talk: 1
• Tax lectures: 2
• Word salads: 3

 

[PieceofShet]

• 
  "No one wants to see old games." -Phil "King of Retro" Burnell
  
  PUBG - February 22, 2nd stream commentary
  
  
  Spoiler

  I'm listing what I think are the most interesting parts of the stream up front. Maybe I'll call this section SHOUT-OUTS!
  
  

  • KAT'S FAVORITE GAMES
    • Chat asks what are some Kat's favorite games. "She really likes the Assassins Creed series. She obviously really likes Overwatch…uhhmm…"

Spoiler

• REAL ESTATE
  • There's no way to get rid of his condo. "There's absolutely nothing I can do." "I can't short shell it because they [the bank] won't let me."

• TAXES
  • Chat asks about him playing games he wants instead of just ones that are profitable. Talks about needing to make as much with cheers and subs between now and the end of February so he can get the money in time for April taxes.
    • "And then I don't know what I'm going to owe on these taxes coming up. I have no idea. I'm gonna owe back-taxes from the state. And then I'm gonna owe a federal tax from last year I didn't…I didn't…ya know I owe more…and then the new federal tax payment."
    • "I can't just always rely on begging people to help me out."

• • TAX BILLS
    • "There's no such thing as a tax bill. The only time you get a tax bill in the mail is if you're delinquent. If I were delinquent in my taxes then, you know, here's your tax bill. You know, I'm not. I guess I owe back taxes but the assessment was never completed by the state of Washington so there's no "bill" to pay. My federal taxes, there won't be a bill. There's no bill. It doesn't exist. There's no bill you get for taxes when you own your own business, you just are expected to pay them. If I didn't pay the taxes this year, then yeah, next year I get a bill 'You didn't pay this ridiculous amount of taxes and now we're gonna basically, you know, find a way to get them from you or whatever.' But that's not how life works. These are kids saying stupid shit. 'Where's your tax bill?' There's no such thing, dumbass."
  
  
  Match 1
  • "Some Idiot in Stream Chat" tipped him $100.
  • In his self-proclaimed last tip of the night, Mr. Saggins apologizes to Phil for not being able to tip more.
  • Mr. Saggins tips, again. Asks Phil how his parents' cats are doing. Phil assumes they're doing okay. He sometimes hears them in the background when he's on the phone with his parents. He doesn't ask about them.
  • Chat asks about bad movie theater experiences. Phil talks about parents who bring babies to loud movies. Here are some choice quotes we can revisit during the inevitable Phil Jr. saga:
    • "Oh boo hoo, you chose to have a kid and now you're stuck. You can't go to the movies for 2 years until the kid's old enough to not cry every 5 fucking seconds of the fucking movie. Welp, maybe you should live with your own life decision, right?" Smug chuckle.
    • "Well I don't understand, I'm a parent so I can't have fun? Well, you know, I don't understand, you're a parent so you can't just do coke off a Thai hooker's asshole. You know what I mean? When you're a parent. Things change, bro."
    • "You chose to have another life, therefore you now have to make the sacrifice. You have to live with it. Now you can't do things you used to do."
  • Down to 34 players. "This is one of the few rooms with no window…you can just kind of camp here and no one can do anything unless they walk right up in front of you, right?" According to Phil, camping is only allowed during certain times. Now we know that camping is allowed when the match is down to 34 players (or about 17 minutes into the match).
  • Chat asks what are some Kat's favorite games. "She really likes the Assassins Creed series. She obviously really likes Overwatch…uhhmm…"
  • Camps for 6 minutes. Only moves because the circle forces him to. Down to 16 players.
  • Player count drops to 15 and he immediately goes prone in the grass as if that's his threshold to active his late game cowering.
  • Sees a guy in the distance and takes him out with the VSS (a quiet sniper rifle). Credit where credit is due: that was a good kill. He doesn't talk shit about the other guy either. Why can't he be like this all the time?
  • Catches another guy who is occupied in another gunfight. Empties a magazine from the M16 and gets a kill. This gives his position away (I think he should have stuck with the VSS) and the third guy puts a couple shots in him. The blue circle forces Phil to move and the guy takes him out.
  • Parting shot: "The MK14!"
  • Place: 7
  • Killed by: MK14 (I had to look this up. It's a long range rifle that can only be found in airdrops. Cool.)
  • Guns at time of death: VSS, M16, frag grenade
  • Number of kills: 2
  
  
  Match 2
  • Checks subs. He says he's lost 1 sub tonight but gained 2 earlier today.
  • "Evo is boring. Most video game tournaments are boring." Smug chuckle.
  • Talks about tournaments and how the wait to play was boring but he enjoyed being able to hang out with people.
  • Gets shot from off-screen while running about.
  • Parting shot: "Oh! Okay. Someone randomly ran into me with a nice assault rifle and killed me. Delightful game."
  • Place: 84
  • Killed by: SCAR
  • Guns at time of death: Mini14
  • Number of kills: 0
  
  
  Match 3
  • Dropping on military island. The salt levels are always high at military island.
  • Tries to land on top of a building. Another player lands on the same roof so Phil jumps off the roof and loses half his health. "I might as well just commit suicide."
  • Hears some gunplay far off in the distance. Laments as he runs passed several likely uninhabited buildings and into the wilderness: "Yeah, I might as well [commit suicide], they already have all the weapons." This chickenshit.
  • Chat asks if he would ever consider putting Monster Hunter: World in the Patron's Choice playthrough: "No. No."
  • Dune buggy time! First driving adventure of the night. I love the driving shenanigans.
  • Flips the dune buggy. "Great physics!" Loses 1/3 of his health.
  • Hit a house. "Oops. The vehicle was already busted." It wasn't. Loses 1/3 of his health.
  • Inside a house. Hears a vehicle. Hides. "Sounds like an idiot."
  • Chat asks about him playing games he wants instead of just ones that are profitable. Talks about needing to make as much with cheers and subs between now and the end of February so he can get the money in time for April taxes.
    • "And then I don't know what I'm going to owe on these taxes coming up. I have no idea. I'm gonna owe back-taxes from the state. And then I'm gonna owe a federal tax from last year I didn't…I didn't…ya know I owe more…and then the new federal tax payment."
    • "I can't just always rely on begging people to help me out."
  • Hits a boulder. "Oh shit! I couldn't even see this boulder. It was behind a tree."
  • "Looking for support from people has worked out way more than working on YouTube and just relying on YouTube to work."
  • There's no way to get rid of his condo. "There's absolutely nothing I can do." "I can't short shell it because they [the bank] won't let me."
  • Rides the circle perimeter in a dune buggy, taking fire nearly the entire time. Dies when his tireless, flaming vehicle explodes.
  • Parting shot: "I couldn't get out. No lie. I was pressing B!"
  
  
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  • Place: 21
  • Killed by: Vehicle explosion
  • Guns at time of death: M4, AKM
  • Number of kills: 0
  
  
  Match 4
  • The game legitimately glitches as he runs into a house and is declared dead from falling.
  • Parting shot: Sigh…
  • Place: 91
  • Killed by: Falling
  • Guns at time of death: None
  • Number of kills: 0
  
  
  Match 5
  • User fallen1570 cheers 20,000 bits ($200).
  • Chat talks about a Final Fantasy 13 playthrough being on a certain channel and Phil says that channel was hacked and he can't get it back because he can't prove it's his channel to YouTube's satisfaction.
  • Guy runs up on his and Phil dies.
  • Parting shot: "I couldn't see him at first."
  • Place: 73
  • Killed by: UMP9
  • Guns at time of death: M16, AKM, frag grenade
  • Number of kills: 0
  
  
  Match 6
  • Obligatory shitting on the Xbox One port of PUBG.
  • Chat asks how PUBG became so popular. Phil goes on a rant about Dr. Disrespect: https://twitter.com/GoutSydePhil/status/967098649250619393
  • Parting shot: "Gee! He killed me with the M4! You-know-the-one-weapon-I-needed-the-entire-fucking-game-and-could-never-find-because-all-they-could-give-me-was-a-fucking-shotgun-and-the-worst-sniper-rifle?!"
  • Place: 25
  • Killed by: M4
  • Guns at time of death: VSS, S686
  • Number of kills: 0
  
  
  Match 7
  • Real Talk. He's real nervous about the future. Alludes to him and his girlfriend possibly having to move into a different house.
  • Someone says that even if Phil showed his tax bill the detractors still wouldn't believe him. Phil responds with this word salad: "There's no such thing as a tax bill. The only time you get a tax bill in the mail is if you're delinquent. If I were delinquent in my taxes then, you know, here's your tax bill. You know, I'm not. I guess I owe back taxes but the assessment was never completed by the state of Washington so there's no "bill" to pay. My federal taxes, there won't be a bill. There's no bill. It doesn't exist. There's no bill you get for taxes when you own your own business, you just are expected to pay them. If I didn't pay the taxes this year, then yeah, next year I get a bill 'You didn't pay this ridiculous amount of taxes and now we're gonna basically, you know, find a way to get them from you or whatever.' But that's not how life works. These are kids saying stupid shit. 'Where's your tax bill?' There's no such thing, dumbass."
  • As Phil enters a building, another player sneaks up on him from outside the building. Phil dies.
  • Parting shot: "Of all things this idiot is camping with a Tommy Gun."
  • Place: 36
  • Killed by: Tommy Gun
  • Guns at time of death: M4, Mini14
  • Number of kills: 0
  
  
  Postgame
  • Real talk: 1
  • Tax lectures: 2
  • Word salads: 3

God bless you, friend!

 

[PoopMagnet]

DarksydePhil, the guy who complains about bugged netcode on every game ever, says that the fucking Comcast engineers told him both sockets in his office and most of his house were shit for internet.

Pffft, that's an easy fix. Someone needs to message Phil and let him know that's just some packet jamming in cable and sockets. He just needs to hit them with some condensed air and it'll clear it right up. Also, if his modem is slow, probably clogged with some dirt, to be safe he should wash that out with dish detergent and water. Make sure to scrub it thoroughly.

 

[rizlajizzla]

This is both feels and autism, but I have been thinking about how Phil is just a sad little man in a room talking to his imaginary friend. His viewers are this nebulous bitchgod entity called Dood. Sometimes Dood is a little brother he can mansplain to for hours and know that he looks cool and enviable. Sometimes Dood is a friend who helps him make plans, like how he says, I want growth, and thinks that's a plan, and Dood just nods & agrees. Dood is a mother, a confidante. Dood signals his approval by tips and subs. Dood has never let him down. It's him & Dood against the world. Leanna, Kat, they mean nothing. As long as Phil has Dood, he will never stop suckling.

 

[Dr.Chill]

Wouldn't a $500 Federal Tax refund imply that she was working some sort of minimum wage job making like $20K per year? That sounds like the amount people working 40 hrs/week at a minimum wage job get back for taxes.

TBH it all depends on how much allowances she claimed, which looks to be more than heself if she only gotten 500. OR she barely worked/lied. Either way 500 is low af.

The IRS are not shy to let you know you owe them and will send notices after notices before they begin to call you and will absolutely tell you how much you owe.

 

[ZehnBoat]

His stream chat is defending Phil getting his hand held thru mission in GTA

b-b-but phil is realist streamer and most hardcore
HE CAN BE GOOD!!!

Wait... I want to savor this moment some more. Let me repeat that:
DarksydePhil, the guy who complains about bugged netcode on every game ever, says that the fucking Comcast engineers told him both sockets in his office and most of his house were shit for internet.

literally laughed for a minute
good shit

You know how I can tell this is photoshopped?


Phil is outside.

also the sign is a sign of effort, which we know phil hates

I take back what I said earlier about Phil faking a heart attack on stream for extra support.

He's more likely to fake having cancer.

so what has he had so far?
gout
bad back
hangnail

he might reach cancer, but not today, not soon
he just needs to go through ear infection, shingles, and a very real liver failure first

Pffft, that's an easy fix. Someone needs to message Phil and let him know that's just some packet jamming in cable and sockets. He just needs to hit them with some condensed air and it'll clear it right up. Also, if his modem is slow, probably clogged with some dirt, to be safe he should wash that out with dish detergent and water. Make sure to scrub it thoroughly.

SO APPARENTLY YOU CAN JUST DOWNLOAD MORE RAM OKAY....

 

[Clop]

"Alright *snort* good news, I left my tax money under the overpass like the IRS told me, and god's honest truth they didn't tell me how much I owe so I can't tell you. They just told me to *snort* leave, like, "a couple thousand or whatever, y'see?" and, like okay you guys have been so generous with me this week that I can afford it. Sadly they still want some more in like four months time so I'm gonna be totally honest; I'll be needing some more money. #SaveTheHouseBecauseIt'dBeAShameIfSomethingHappenedToIt - whatever that means. Government employees, am I right? Ack ack ack! *snort*

Oh there's already a troll tip here that says I'm being scammed, what a moron. Ack ack! Scammers can't afford good suits and expensive sunglasses, you idiot. But thanks for the tip, dummy! Ack *snort* ack *snort* ack!"

 

[Faded]

lol...




Wait... I want to savor this moment some more. Let me repeat that:
DarksydePhil, the guy who complains about bugged netcode on every game ever, says that the fucking Comcast engineers told him both sockets in his office and most of his house were shit for internet.

So he's wasting money.
Or the internet definitely won't reach the advertised speeds.
Or due to the signal strength, he might drop packets. Thus have inconsistent internet in games.

It is what it is, nothing I could do. But I digress.

 

[PoopMagnet]

SO APPARENTLY YOU CAN JUST DOWNLOAD MORE RAM OKAY....

With his business connection that provides, as he said, "...my connection of 248 mega bits, or 248 mega bytes, or 248 mega fucks."

That is some raw, realist commentary.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Theres always a street corner

with a nice cardboard box appartment

 

[That-Guy-Tray]

BTW for those it may interest it caught my attention that during his SMS stream someone asked phil to play bloodborne (he says somepeeple but this usually means not a lot of people) his reply was "during the summer" so... maybe a halfway decent train-wreck coming up that has phils full involvement

 

[Phalanx]

BTW for those it may interest it caught my attention that during his SMS stream someone asked phil to play bloodborne (he says somepeeple but this usually means not a lot of people) his reply was "during the summer" so... maybe a halfway decent train-wreck coming up that has phils full involvement

Oh its been logged already fam Tevin in his recent video called it and he mentioned it in the ask the king. Oh sorry autistic me SMS - super mario sunshine :p. Yeah we will see Leoric rape Phil for another like 3 hours. He is legit trash at from software games.

However if you read earlier pages if he makes it to summer because financially currently he is fucked. I don't know how he is going to last til May at this rate but good call on the Bloodbourne call. I legit I am still trying to figure out his niche like the stream I am developing atm is Lore in video games and then playthroughs for fun but him on the other hand he just spastically goes from game to game without thinking of the games relevancy then bitches about attendance numbers. "Bitch you are streaming san andreas in 2018!"

 

[That-Guy-Tray]

Oh its been logged already fam Tevin in his recent video called it and he mentioned it in the ask the king. Oh sorry autistic me SMS - super mario sunshine :p. Yeah we will see Leoric rape Phil for another like 3 hours. He is legit trash at from software games.

However if you read earlier pages if he makes it to summer because financially currently he is fucked. I don't know how he is going to last til May at this rate but good call on the Bloodbourne call. I legit I am still trying to figure out his niche like the stream I am developing atm is Lore in video games and then playthroughs for fun but him on the other hand he just spastically goes from game to game without thinking of the games relevancy then bitches about attendance numbers. "Bitch you are streaming san andreas in 2018!"

i don't actively watch tevin. i notice his stuff sometimes but don't tune into it. But i believe he'll make it to summer, i say this because i'll be fucked if his tax problems are real and not some scheme to get money out of what fans he has, like he's not giving us a specific amount he owes. of course he's not REQUIRED to tell us but you know, it certaintly fucking helps

 

[PieceofShet]

Someone how brags about doing quality content, unlike the others... he doesnt do ANY quality content. Case and point: San Andreas. He could have play it on pc with better resolution and graphics, some mods , gamepad support, non existing loading times... but nope... too much effort. He couldnt have use the "my pc is a lemon and cant run it" excuse. Im saying this cause thats what im doing. Bought it, got a mod pack from SirG and it runs really well in windows 10.

He could have also avoid the dead silence when driving... he could have add his remixes to the playlist and just use those songs when in a car. wait a .... WAIT A MINUTE...

NOPE
NOPE
NOPE

Go back! He should not play it on pc.

NOTE: Sry for my english.

 

[Tmacdunk]

Not to derail the topic at hand, but could you imagine the salt levels if someone tipped/cheered and said something along the lines of, "hey Phil, new viewer here, does your YouTube legacy include being on Conan O'Brien like pewdiepie or any E3 coverage like some other legacy YouTubers?"

The salt would be on epic levels.

 

[Jmboote]

The somewhat confirmation of Bloodborne's Redemption run has made me think. What has Phil even learned from the Souls games, that he doesn't forget immediately after finishing the one he's currently playing? Because it's slim pickings in that regard, honestly.

1. He still doesn't understand how important stamina management is.
2. He refuses to try and parry/riposte.
3. He doesn't realise that every class can become whatever you want, and for some reason isn't aware that every weapon you're carrying adds to your current equip load, as opposed to just your armour/weapon of choice.
4. Doesn't realise that enemies have invincibility frames after backstabs/plunging attacks, like him.
5. Is unaware of counter-hits.
6. Thinks the camera in every Souls game is naturally broken, when the reason he ends up not being able to see is actually because he backs himself into a corner and proceeds to get swarmed by enemies.
7. He's surprised by the notion of kicking to combat enemies with raised shields the one time he does it in every game.
8. Hasn't realised that the series uses stored inputs, so if he presses attack when rolling (which tends to happen when you molest the controller like Phil), he ends up attacked straight after the roll.
9. Hasn't figured out that healing directly in front of enemies/bosses is never a good idea.

Everyone already knows all the secrets to Bloodborne, though. So I expect the handholding to be MASSIVELY STRONG, as well as him "grinding" and not fighting bosses/areas until he's way overleveled ala Blood-Starved Beast and everything after the Lecture Building, like in his original run.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Not to derail the topic at hand, but could you imagine the salt levels if someone tipped/cheered and said something along the lines of, "hey Phil, new viewer here, does your YouTube legacy include being on Conan O'Brien like pewdiepie or any E3 coverage like some other legacy YouTubers?"

The salt would be on epic levels.

DSP actually did go to E3 in 2013(?). Machinima paid for it, dsp refused to cover certain things because he thought it was what the big youtubers were doing.

BTW, DSP will make it to summer. He has Kat to fall back on now. If things get tight he can just make her get a job. So let's say he will at least last the next 6 months. After while relationships do get stale so let's give him 6 months, no girl stays in honeymoon phase forever. Eventually they get tired of the same old thing and start demanding stuff. No way Kat cooks and cleans for 6 months without getting bored.

 

[Tmacdunk]

DSP actually did go to E3 in 2013(?). Machinima paid for it, dsp refused to cover certain things because he thought it was what the big youtubers were doing[\quote]

Sure that's correct but it was very amature hour. Nothing special for someone with such a legacy

Lol can't fix this on my phone , I'm a pleb.

 

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DSP actually did go to E3 in 2013(?). Machinima paid for it, dsp refused to cover certain things because he thought it was what the big youtubers were doing.

BTW, DSP will make it to summer. He has Kat to fall back on now. If things get tight he can just make her get a job. So let's say he will at least last the next 6 months. After while relationships do get stale so let's give him 6 months, no girl stays in honeymoon phase forever. Eventually they get tired of the same old thing and start demanding stuff. No way Kat cooks and cleans for 6 months without getting bored.

Quick sidenote on possible jobs Kat could have had. If you buy that she has to buy insurance herself, both Target and Starbucks can probably be eliminated as both claim to offer health insurance to their employees. Sorta lends credence to the idea that she doesn't actually have a job yet or is planning on doing something like Uber/Lyft driving.