Inactive Chronically Jaquie / Jaquie Beckwith / Jaquie Blake, Husband Judd Beckwith, & Helper Dog Harlow - Instagram Famous, Self-Declared Genetic Anomaly, Munchied Herself to Death

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A quote from today's vlog 'we can help each other out today, like we always do' When does she ever help others? she is all for herself.
 
I had just found lolcow and posted a couple of times on the Jacquie threads before it was shut down.

I originally found her through the video with the ranch dressing. I was curious and then really confused. I have my own issues. And this bitch never cancels anything fun, never has a messy house or anything. Real illnesses are inconvenient and impact everything not just the things you pick and choose.

The port thing really gets me. A family member of mine has AS (ankylosing spondylitis) and gets infusions every month of Remicade. No one ever suggested a port to him, and he got quite a few uncomfortable sticks. Remicade isn't exactly a drug you can live without; so why does she have a central line for what's essentially IV Gatorade?

Paul also gets monthly (I think) remicade infusions and does not have a port. Janiece got a port appointment scheduled.
 
Paul also gets monthly (I think) remicade infusions and does not have a port. Janiece got a port appointment scheduled.


You're right, I forgot about his Chrons. He's probably on Remicade if he's getting infusion since Humira is home injection.

The thing that gets me, is my family member said one of the protocols was to give you a shot of benadryl in the IV to keep you from getting a crazy headache. From what I understand, it made my him feel like poo, and extremely tired. It's obvious AJ takes a shit ton of benadryl if she's able to stay awake like she is. One pill knocks me on my ass, and I'd say I weigh around the same as her.

Okay, just talked to said family member. They only gave him a pill not a shot. But another family member had it with her chemo medication and is also a nurse. Confirmed it will give you a buzz.
 
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I love lolcow threads that teach me real shit.

There’s no way Judd doesn’t know all this is bullshit right? You know how the family of crazy violent people say “oh we never knew!! He never showed any signs like that!”
There’s no way Judd is that oblivious and AJ is that good of a hider? He’s married to her. He loves her. So I know he doesn’t think she’d lie... but still. Some of this shit is so wrong he’s gotta know
 
You're right, I forgot about his Chrons. He's probably on Remicade if he's getting infusion since Humira is home injection.

The thing that gets me, is my family member said one of the protocols was to give you a shot of benadryl in the IV to keep you from getting a crazy headache. From what I understand, it made my him feel like poo, and extremely tired. It's obvious AJ takes a shit ton of benadryl if she's able to stay awake like she is. One pill knocks me on my ass, and I'd say I weigh around the same as her.

Okay, just talked to said family member. They only gave him a pill not a shot. But another family member had it with her chemo medication and is also a nurse. Confirmed it will give you a buzz.


Medfag- with patients we often are asked by "drug seekers" to give them IV benedryl the same time we give them their IV narcotic. It piggy-backs it and causes the buzz from the narcotic to be literally euphoric. A high amount of benedryl will give you a buzz by itself, but I'm wondering if Jaq has discovered that mixing it with her new at-home Dilaudid causes a high that is out of this world. Longer lasting than her Ketamine injections. It's policy now not to give patients benedryl and their narcotic at the same time because of the induced high.
 
Okay you guys, today's vlog is just painful and I tried to take one for the team but only made it about 3/4 of the way through. There is basically no milk - or whatever we call it here - and she is NOT funny especially when she tries to be. She spent the first three minutes of today's "funny story vlog" addressing things that have been brought up about Harlow - maybe not so much here yet but back at the Farm. Harlow is not bored, she is not sad blah blah fucking blah. She went on and on about how a dog in public isn't typical. I am not dense enough to say where I live, but here it's more rare to go somewhere and not see a dog than to see one. Is it really that rare overall? Or does Jaquie just need to feel extra all the time? I don't think it's the dog that makes people aware of her so to speak, I think it's the fact that she wears a hot pink mask, rides the hot pink Barbie Car while dressed as a toddler PLUS has a service dog that is also decked out in hot pink, while publicly vlogging nonetheless. Seems like most people who see her would be like, da fuq? And then once they realize holy shit, I am gawking, they turn it into something about the dog to be polite. What else are they going to say... License and registration for the Barbie Car, please?
 
While we’re doing recaps, today in sidekick Jan-Jan’s vlog, she tells us that the ultrasound is “difficult” and it was “a lot of pressure” because no one else has had an ultrasound before. Sonogram expert Jan also expresses her concerns that her MALS test was done incorrectly, because she felt they didn’t press the wand down on her long enough after she ate something, possibly invalidating the results.

If she has any GI issues, it’s a hernia from that forced fake cough.
 
I want to know how AJ's nails still look flawless in the recent vlog.
1. When does she go? Judd actually drive her and she doesn't vlog it?!
2. Wheres the anaphylaxis attack from the fog of fumes in the salon?
Remember, if she is anything, she is Adjustable. She went and got her nails done with Jan-Can and her Mom before her wedding and had zero problems. She wore the vog mask, but we all know that those aren't 100%. She probably pushed some of that sweet, sweet IV Benny as a precaution. Kek.
 
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Anyone catch on Jan's vlog yesterday (day before the mals test) and she was complaining that they told her to bring a sandwich to eat as part of the test and she thought that they should provide her with the sandwich since they were doing the test...
 
Just an FYI, the closest analog we have to blog posting is power leveling, which is sharing intimate details about yourself in the thread. As long as you’re contributing information, I’m cool with a little “I know this because” action. It’s only when you start posting multiple paragraph manifestos about your personal experience that has fuck-all to do with the cow in question that I personally care. I can’t keep other people from giving you power level ratings, but those only matter if you care about stickers. I would advise, though, that if you get a lot of power level ratings, you consider what you’re posting, because the community is trying to tell you something.
 
Anyone catch on Jan's vlog yesterday (day before the mals test) and she was complaining that they told her to bring a sandwich to eat as part of the test and she thought that they should provide her with the sandwich since they were doing the test...
Had they provided her with a sandwich Jan would have been upset that it wasn't a sandwich she liked but that she had to eat it for the test.

How hard is it to make your own damn sandwich?? It would be horrible for the doctor's office to have to provide the sandwiches. They probably give this test only a handful of times a year...so for that whole time they have to keep sandwich supplies around? And what if they make a sandwich their patient can't eat??

When someone goes snowflake, they go snowflake real hard.
 
Why put PANDAS in that crazy mix??


Yeah, I thought PANDAS was pretty legitimate? And also in children, not these grown women.

Because the only people I have ever heard mention it is crazy moms who are boardline by proxy or are by proxy. I’ve not found a sane person claim their kids actually having it.
 
Today is a friendship tag. I think she has read the old lolcow threads. There used to be quite a many mentions of she should do some not illness related stuff, and suddenly we get dog and friendship stories.
 
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