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CatParty is killed by a psychotic Elephant.

Alan Pardew is killed by a horny Nicki Minaj.

Holdek is killed by a oversized Pikachu.

Pikonic is killed by a drunk Nicki Minaj.

Aw man, me and Alan gotta watch out for Nicki Minaj.
 
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Pikonic is 70% Beautiful

Pikonic is 80% Autistic

Pikonic is addicted to egg jokes.

Pikonic's last words: "I can't die yet... I still need to retweet this..."

Someone that is Cute likes Pikonic for being respectable. Pikonic should try finding this person!

Pikonic is not a virgin.
 
"Your famous last words"
Christian Weston Chandler's last words: "Have a nice day!"
Moleman9000's last words: "BRAAAAAAAINS"
ParkourDude91's last words: "Over my dead body."
KatsuKitty's last words: "Even if I die, I'm going to kill every last one of you!
CatParty's last words: "DON'T TAZE ME BRO"
Alan Pardew's last words: "Did you cook this properly-"
CWCki Forums's last words: "yolo"
 
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The meaning behind your name

Christian Weston Chandler's name means: 1) Has no friends. 2) Spending Valentine's Day alone.
ParkourDude91's name means: 1) Zero *** appeal. 2) Will never be popular.
CWCki Forums's name means: 1) Super do-S. 2) To have a secret power.
Judge Holden's name means: 1) To get excited. 2) Godly.
KatsuKitty's name means: 1) Owns a large collection of loli. 2) To put panties on your head.
CatParty's name means: 1) Very lewd. 2) To cry alone.
FramerGirl420's name means: 1) Tells bad jokes. 2) Winning at life.
CompyRex's name means: 1) Secretly homo. 2) Skilled at cross-dressing.
Null's name means: 1) To use THAT. 2) To put on panties.
 
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Guardian G.I. said:
The meaning behind your name

Christian Weston Chandler's name means: 1) Has no friends. 2) Spending Valentine's Day alone.
ParkourDude91's name means: 1) Zero *** appeal. 2) Will never be popular.
CWCki Forums's name means: 1) Super do-S. 2) To have a secret power.
Judge Holden's name means: 1) To get excited. 2) Godly.
KatsuKitty's name means: 1) Owns a large collection of loli. 2) To put panties on your head.
CatParty's name means: 1) Very lewd. 2) To cry alone.
FramerGirl420's name means: 1) Tells bad jokes. 2) Winning at life.
CompyRex's name means: 1) Secretly homo. 2) Skilled at cross-dressing.
Null's name means: 1) To use THAT. 2) To put on panties.
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Gave myself a try at it, here's my list:
c-no's name means: 1) To watch porn all day. 2) Constantly procrastinating.
Guardian G.i.'s name means: 1) Posing in front of the mirror. 2) A special kind of hipster.
Dork of Ages's name means: 1) Tweeting too much. 2) To stick something up your butt.
exball's name means: 1) To cosplay badly. 2) Actually a homo.
cuddlebug's name means: 1) The final boss. 2) Actually a homo.
The Dude's name means: 1) Owns a large collection of loli. 2) Can't read the atmosphere.
trombonista's name means: 1) Doesn't actually exist. 2) Can't read the atmosphere.

Queen of Tarts said:
What Video Game Should Play?

Queen of Tarts should be playing Jak and Daxter 3 because of feminism!

Wat.
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c-no should be playing Lego Star Wars because of sḙxism!
 
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Your Time Lord Name

Christian Weston Chandler, Time Lord of Gallifrey, is now known as The Magician.
ParkourDude91, Time Lord of Gallifrey, is now known as The Author.
Moleman9000, Time Lord of Gallifrey, is now known as The Warrior.
KatsuKitty, Time Lord of Gallifrey, is now known as The Pilgrim.
CatParty, Time Lord of Gallifrey, is now known as The Stylist.
FramerGirl420, Time Lord of Gallifrey, is now known as The Gamer.
Null, Time Lord of Gallifrey, is now known as The Cleric.
CompyRex, Time Lord of Gallifrey, is now known as The Justicar.
Guardian G.I., Time Lord of Gallifrey, is now known as The Clown. — fudck you, generator.
 
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Guardian G.I. said:
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More such generators:
"How perverted are you"
Christian Weston Chandler is 45% perverted.
Moleman9000 is 95% perverted.
Nick Bate is 90% perverted.
ParkourDude91 is 75% perverted.
KatsuKitty is 75% perverted.
Null is 100% perverted.
Judge Holden is 5% perverted.
CWCki Forums is 100% perverted.

"Your Death"
Christian Weston Chandler is killed by a psychotic Elephant
Moleman9000 is killed by a angry potato
ParkourDude91 is killed by a angry American
Barbara Chandler is killed by a drunk Elephant
Nick Bate is killed by a oversized ice-cream truck
Homer is killed by a drunk Nicki Minaj
Judge Holden is killed by a horny Pikachu.
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"Cute Anime Girl is killed by a psychotic Snooki."
"Cute Anime Girl's name means: 1) A very charming person. 2) Owns a large collection of shota."
"Cute Anime Girl's last words: "Bring it on.""

So it can be assumed I'll die fighting a psychotic Snooki over a collection of Shotacon.
 
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Your Past Life
Christian Weston Chandler was a porn artist who licked with a TimeLord.
Moleman9000 was a horse who likes playing with fortune tellers.
ParkourDude91 was a porn artist who lived in a mansion with a jar of pickles.
KatsuKitty was a street performer who was naughty with a can of beer.
CatParty was a chicken who got mad with gay hobos.
CompyRex was a Pharaoh who loves sleeping with prostitutes.
Alan Pardew was a potato who likes playing with stray cats.
FramerGirl420 was an artist who licked with slaves.
Guardian G.I. was a gay Dalek who was furious with stray cats. — lolwut?
 
Guardian G.I. said:
Your Past Life
Christian Weston Chandler was a porn artist who licked with a TimeLord.
Moleman9000 was a horse who likes playing with fortune tellers.
ParkourDude91 was a porn artist who lived in a mansion with a jar of pickles.
KatsuKitty was a street performer who was naughty with a can of beer.
CatParty was a chicken who got mad with gay hobos.
CompyRex was a Pharaoh who loves sleeping with prostitutes.
Alan Pardew was a potato who likes playing with stray cats.
FramerGirl420 was an artist who licked with slaves.
Guardian G.I. was a gay Dalek who was furious with stray cats. — lolwut?
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c-no was Batman who licked with little boys.
Dork of Ages was a prince who lived in a little house with stray dogs.
Cuddlebug was a toilet who likes to eat in fancy restaurants with a cranky bear.
exball was The Master who lived in a castle with prostitutes.
Judge Holden was a gay hobo who got horny with a can of beer.
Ziltoid was a cucumber who lived in a castle with old people.
Null was Batman who was naughty with fortune tellers.
Cute Anime Girl was a retard who lived in a mansion with a TimeLord.
 
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"Your Death"

c-no is killed by a psychotic firetruck.
Cuddlebug is killed by a angry firetruck.
Spaps is killed by a oversized Brit.
Dork of Ages is killed by a drunk Brit.
Exball is killed by a horny ice-cream truck .
homerbeoulve is killed by a drunk Elephant.
Saney is killed by a angry Nicki Minaj.
Guardian G.I. said:
"Your Death"
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Guardian G.I. is killed by a psychotic Pikachu.

Null is killed by a flying unicorn.
 
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chimpchan is 45% perverted. .

chimpchan is the kawaiiest thing ever desu.
 
Guardian G.I. said:
Your Past Life
Christian Weston Chandler was a porn artist who licked with a TimeLord.
Moleman9000 was a horse who likes playing with fortune tellers.
ParkourDude91 was a porn artist who lived in a mansion with a jar of pickles.
KatsuKitty was a street performer who was naughty with a can of beer.
CatParty was a chicken who got mad with gay hobos.
CompyRex was a Pharaoh who loves sleeping with prostitutes.
Alan Pardew was a potato who likes playing with stray cats.
FramerGirl420 was an artist who licked with slaves.
Guardian G.I. was a gay Dalek who was furious with stray cats. — lolwut?
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Why aren't I in any of these lists? :mad:
 
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