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It's called a boner.
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It's called a boner.
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i should have seen this coming but that'd mean i actually bothered to think out the repercussion of using the word twinge
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nah its kiwifarms so 9 out of 10 users actually get boners when they look at schedules
ps: pm me ur furaffinity in pm
Also:
https://thekingofhate.com/forums/topic/4228-welcome-back-to-twitch-dsp/
http://archive.fo/gkXz9
LordAutismo
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His biggest detractors aren't necessarily former fans. I'd imagine Phil's line of, "They're just jealous." holds some truth to it. I can see anybody that works hard and struggles financially can look at a fat, narcissistic, know nothing manchild that has no respect for anyone somehow making six figures a year and immediately hate him. A snorting reminder that life isn't fair and there is no god.
A-logs come in all shapes, sizes, and walks of life. Just because the loudest ones are autistic doesn't mean the entire lot of them are.
Edit: Unless the "A" in A-log stands for autistic. Than clearly I have been misunderstanding what an A-log is this entire time.
A-logs come in all shapes, sizes, and walks of life. Just because the loudest ones are autistic doesn't mean the entire lot of them are.
Edit: Unless the "A" in A-log stands for autistic. Than clearly I have been misunderstanding what an A-log is this entire time.
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Ching_Chong
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He's going to break that so fast when he says he needs his retards to be supportive tomorrow.
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its been posted before but yeah this video is hilarious after this event.
"if you're a dumb child and you don't understand the difference of business terminology, you wouldn't understand that cause you're a moron! hahah"
"if I was violating the twitch rules do you really think i'd still be here? no. but their so dumb!"
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Just to add to this because apparently mr college educated can't read da terms of service too good...
You can have bit/cheer goals:
https://www.twitch.tv/p/legal/bits-acceptable-use/
Also, they may have taken away some of Phil's bits for violating their policies. He is likely not going to be able to mention this even if they have done so:
https://www.twitch.tv/p/legal/affiliate-agreement/
The only distinction with bit/cheer goals is that he'd have to do something like "if I get 10,000 bits today I'm gonna play sonichu". Although like he says, he can't relate it to real world stuff like paying for an item which probably means he'll never use it in that way.
There's a lot of legal shit behind all of these Twitch policies because bits/cheers are inherently problematic things when it comes to law.
Anyway, if you wanted evidence that he clearly doesn't have a "special friend" within Twitch, then this is it.
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Clop
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He's saying people can't beat a game without cheating? Doesn't know what he's talking about.
He's saying Kat can't drive in his state with her old driving license? Doesn't know what he's talking about.
He's saying he is not allowed to even mention the monetary benefits he's getting except to thank? Doesn't know what he's talking about.
There's some funny pattern here, and if you asked Phil about any of this, his answer would be "You don't know what you're talking about!" It's chilling to think how Kat's doing in that house with someone this obstinate and refusing to get reading glasses.
He's saying Kat can't drive in his state with her old driving license? Doesn't know what he's talking about.
He's saying he is not allowed to even mention the monetary benefits he's getting except to thank? Doesn't know what he's talking about.
There's some funny pattern here, and if you asked Phil about any of this, his answer would be "You don't know what you're talking about!" It's chilling to think how Kat's doing in that house with someone this obstinate and refusing to get reading glasses.
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This is exactly why he should start doing streams about politics. Only good could come from it.
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A-Log is actually Anthony Logatto's screen name, he was someone who constantly hated on Chris Chan in a very obnoxious and overly antagonistic way, so people wondered why and investigated him instead, which revealed that he himself had a lot in common with Chris, among many embarrassing details.
Usually, A-Logs see something in common with the cow they're watching, which may be why they reflect some of the self-hate they have onto the cow they're watching.
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=A-Logging
EDIT: Not that I don't appreciate the nice stickers, but if this is truly new info to you, then you really need to wander out of the DSPsphere for a bit.
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From his explanation I wouldn’t doubt if his special twitch friend said something like:
“You know what Phil? Just never mention bits if you can’t understand the ToS . I’m done trying to explain this simple stuff to you.”
“You know what Phil? Just never mention bits if you can’t understand the ToS . I’m done trying to explain this simple stuff to you.”
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Thank god he went to private collage to play video games everyday.
LordAutismo
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I see. I did have it wrong. The wishing harm part I knew about but I thought that was the only prerequisite for the label.
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"If you cheer me 500 bits I'll have a special 'DSP Tries It: Switching Political Parties' episode!"
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Since Phillip has been on the front page as of recent, I decided to make a logo in honor of him.
DiabeticSP
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Secret of Mana viewers last I checked: 259
Good business decision not playing the game your Patrons voted for.
Did we ever figure out what his business degree is in? As far as I know you can't get a Bachelor's of business. You can get an associate's though, usually because it's a generic core of classes.
Either way it's more fun watching Phil run a easy as shit gig into the ground because he's incompetent and stubborn.
He's like a restaurant owner who luck's into a good head chef and explodes with popularity, but instead of letting things be and riding it out he keeps trying to change up the menu because he's clearly so damn smart and the place goes downhill then scrapes along for a few years before shuttering with the owner in the hole from loans.
Phil isn't as unique of a shitty business as you'd think , just for streamers because it's decently hard to fuck up.
Good business decision not playing the game your Patrons voted for.
Did we ever figure out what his business degree is in? As far as I know you can't get a Bachelor's of business. You can get an associate's though, usually because it's a generic core of classes.
Either way it's more fun watching Phil run a easy as shit gig into the ground because he's incompetent and stubborn.
He's like a restaurant owner who luck's into a good head chef and explodes with popularity, but instead of letting things be and riding it out he keeps trying to change up the menu because he's clearly so damn smart and the place goes downhill then scrapes along for a few years before shuttering with the owner in the hole from loans.
Phil isn't as unique of a shitty business as you'd think , just for streamers because it's decently hard to fuck up.
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His prestream is just constantly misinformation. Like yesterday he couldn't think of Naughty Dog's other high profile titles other than uncharted and crash. He's been doing this for 10 years. Lottery scammers and social engineers would have a field day with phil.
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Is there anything besides an MBA at the Bachelor level? I'm sure there's bullshit specializations like "Sports Business" or "Recording Business" for the delusional entrepreneur, but Phil's never touted a specific "genre" of business that he's studied. If he did, he'd no doubt be bragging more about it.
Touting the business degree was always bullshit, because Phil is the business school equivalent of a smalltown girl getting an degree at a major university and then going back to Bumfuck, Nowhere and starting a family. A business degree is more of a hit the ground running thing, compared to the arts and sciences. A decade old business degree has about as competitive edge as putting Proficient in Windows 95 on your resume.
Even if he has it, it was worthless the minute he settled for his dad finding him a job.
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He talked a lot about Trump and the border wall during (TIHYDP) playthrough of Metal Gear Solid V, but all I could focus on was how he'd run past several jeeps on Mother Base while running thousands of meters to the next objective.
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