Inactive Chronically Jaquie / Jaquie Beckwith / Jaquie Blake, Husband Judd Beckwith, & Helper Dog Harlow - Instagram Famous, Self-Declared Genetic Anomaly, Munchied Herself to Death

[Helvetica Scenario]

Personally, I always think one of the key signs of a Munchie is the ability to find illness and everything related to it a source of endless fascination.

Being ill is boring. God, is it ever boring. Anyone who's so much as had a nasty cold knows how utterly tedious the business of being unwell is. Chronic illness is exactly the same, only more so because it doesn't have the decency to fuck off and bother someone else. You get just as tired of talking about it as everyone else is of hearing about it. You might as well kick off a conversation by mentioning you still walk on two legs, find water to be wet and occasionally enjoy eating food as dole out constant status updates on a chronic illness. It's boring. You feel boring. You would much rather talk about literally anything else.

Nobody finds illness as monomaniacally fascinating as a Munchie. Viruses are less single-minded than Jaquie here. The guy who invented the portacath was less obsessed with portacaths, professional orthotists spend less time thinking about mobility aids. She's like the guy in the Fluttershy tee who won't stop sperging about ponies, except her fandom is illness and her con swag is a pair of hot pink AFOs and a gastrostomy, and at least the brony is wasting nobody's time but his own.

 

[Carolina Rose]

I snickered when Jan called AJ a backseat driver for interrupting in her ‘why I neeeed a port’ vid. You don’t need a port Jan. You really don’t.

As for the AFO’s I have a feeling that Jaquie thought they’d be as simple as buying a wrist brace from CVS and they’re really not the same at all. God forbid something actually be uncomfortable.

 

[reptilium89]

Judd is definitely the highlight. So if he is finally getting wise to AJ... it's a win and lose. Win, because he's finally free to have a normal interesting life (that does not involve getting hype over a big fucking chair and getting groceries delivered to their car). But a lose because we can't witness the light slowly going out of his eyes anymore.

 

[Chronically.Manipulative]

I snickered when Jan called AJ a backseat driver for interrupting in her ‘why I neeeed a port’ vid. You don’t need a port Jan. You really don’t.

As for the AFO’s I have a feeling that Jaquie thought they’d be as simple as buying a wrist brace from CVS and they’re really not the same at all. God forbid something actually be uncomfortable.

Any non-munchie person would want to try the simplest off the shelf options out before jumping into custom braces etc. Did she really think "wow, those hard plastic braces that are molded to fit perfectly looks so comfy"! They are made for function first, comfort second. But of course we all know Jaquie can't get anything that isn't custom. What is with all of these munchies making sure they add "custom" to everything they are talking about? Is it to feel more special? In the 13 yrs since my spinal cord injury I have never heard anyone who needs a wheelchair call theirs a "custom" wheelchair unless it was a parent mentioning the first wheelchair their child was being fitted for being custom, or if someone was only fortunate enough to get a custom chair many, many years into their injury. If my chair is broken I say "my wheelchair is broken" not "my custom made especially for me to fit me perfectly wheelchair is broken". The "custom" everything is a sure sign of a munchie from my experience.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

But of course we all know Jaquie can't get anything that isn't custom. What is with all of these munchies making sure they add "custom" to everything they are talking about? Is it to feel more special?

yes, this is exactly it. It makes them seem too rare and delicate a snowflake to have any of your normie off-the-shelf solutions. They are the sickest little kid because someone had to make their pink barbie car especially for them. I'm starting to see a pattern here but I may be off base. Do any of these munchies (Aubrey, Jaq, Jan, Amanda, the whole lolcow herd) have sisters close to their age? I'm thinking this is a case of the only daughter/baby of the family is so special and perfect and unique. It's obvious these girls don't want to be adults but I'm just wondering why it's affecting this particular demographic almost exclusively.

 

[Chronically.Manipulative]

Do any of these munchies (Aubrey, Jaq, Jan, Amanda, the whole lolcow herd) have sisters close to their age? I'm thinking this is a case of the only daughter/baby of the family is so special and perfect and unique. It's obvious these girls don't want to be adults but I'm just wondering why it's affecting this particular demographic almost exclusively.

That's an interesting theory. I'm not sure of the people you listed, but all of people I can think of that faked having a spinal cord injury in various groups/forums I've been part of through the years were only children (both male and female). It's also interesting because for the most part the male munchies were all about how they were the most awesome people on earth for getting on with life after their fake injury (playing sports, doing everyday things, claiming that females swooned over them etc.) while the female munchies followed a pattern very much like Jaquie and crew.

 

[BiomedicalBEC]

Today's fuckery. Notice how she's "severely immunocompromised" but she has her shoes that she's worn outside on the sofa. Most healthy immune system people don't put their nasty shoes on the furniture!

 

[OstREEEch]

I feel like she is talking through her teeth to really show off the amount of sick she is.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

oh wow she's really laying on the sick face today, isn't she?

 

[4Macie]

Today's fuckery. Notice how she's "severely immunocompromised" but she has her shoes that she's worn outside on the sofa. Most healthy immune system people don't put their nasty shoes on the furniture!

“I feel like there’s so much pressure for these to work... but I just don’t know”
It’s almost like she found an illness that’s too much work/discomfort and she’s trying to pull back.

Wouldn’t be surprised if come the appointment she makes an announcement that this foot drop wasn’t the right diagnosis.

 

[reptilium89]

Aaaaand Judd's back! Looking suitably unimpressed and maintaining his three-foot-safety-distance at all times.

“I feel like there’s so much pressure for these to work... but I just don’t know”
It’s almost like she found an illness that’s too much work/discomfort and she’s trying to pull back.

That made me laugh. 'There's so much preeessssuuuuuuure' like surely most people would be grateful of having a chance to get away from all this 'falling over' (which coincidentally we NEVER see? or hear mentioned? and only ever see her walk normally???) and other serious issues she NEEDS the AFOs for.
(Apologies if I've quoted this wrong, am newb).

 

[Adjustable Farmer]

I thought it was funny that she said they shaved the sides of the AFOs down to make them more "sleek and discreet" ... because any 20-something who is worried about discretion with mobility devices is going to choose pink, y'all.

 

[Carolina Rose]

“I feel like there’s so much pressure for these to work... but I just don’t know”
It’s almost like she found an illness that’s too much work/discomfort and she’s trying to pull back.

Wouldn’t be surprised if come the appointment she makes an announcement that this foot drop wasn’t the right diagnosis.

Am I the only one who’s thinking the pressure is coming from Judd? Like not in an overt way, in a more passive aggressive ‘I want the healthy jaq back’ kind of way. Maybe she’s actually feeling uncomfortable with the situation.

I still, feel like they’re dynamic is way different in the past few videos compared to how they used to be. Anyone else seeing this?

 

[Voir Dire]

Can Janiece not have her own thread, or do they come as a set?

 

[4Macie]

Am I the only one who’s thinking the pressure is coming from Judd? Like not in an overt way, in a more passive aggressive ‘I want the healthy jaq back’ kind of way. Maybe she’s actually feeling uncomfortable with the situation.

I still, feel like they’re dynamic is way different in the past few videos compared to how they used to be. Anyone else seeing this?

I noticed this but, as you said, I think it’s more of a “I want the healthy jaq back”. When they started dating she didn’t have even 99% of the stuff she claims how.

And honestly, a person can only take so much. Sure he loves her, but one disease can strain a marriage, I can’t imagine the strain of 15-20

 

[Munch Hunter]

Jaqs videos have been so boring over the past week. I'm getting ready to just throw in the towel on her. Just back and forth complaining about how her body modifications aren't what she expected. Girl please I'd rather watch plastic surgery freaks because at least they own it.

 

[Fannie Bracelet]

Can Janiece not have her own thread, or do they come as a set?

I don't think it's because they come as a set. It's because if another thread is created, it would be collecting cobwebs. People tend to only talk about Janiece when they're talking about Jaquie. She's not as well-known to have her wn thread yet.

 

[BiomedicalBEC]

Since fucking when did Ehlers Danlos Syndrome impact how your body processes sedatives?! Local anesthetics in SOME aren't as effective, there is no literature (that I'm aware of) that speaks of this.

Sounds like AJ is now after the Versed to go with her Special K, she's just trading one addiction for another at this point.

 

[thejackal]

Bitch is on Ketamine now? Shit seems to be getting real.

 

[BiomedicalBEC]

@thejackal she's been on ketamine, part of her "pain management plan" is to get sedated with ketamine and her joints shot up with toradol every 4 weeks. She claims the ketamine works on her specific pains for various amount of times (others please feel free to add her ridiculous timeline). Any procedure she has done, she asks for the Special K.