DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Noob-Noob]

Just curious, but have anyone heard a single sound from Kat during the stream?

She knows the drill at this point: "You stay in your room while I'm streaming, unless you wanna clean or you have dinner to make. Don't come in my man zone, you can do that later in bed ACK ACK ACK ACK!! No seriously though..you have Overwatch and your music downstairs. Beat it."

Later during pre-stream Phil hears muffled baritone chants in a strange, dark sounding, language rising from the living room. He makes a mental note to ask Kat about that later.

After sex of course.


Also I got to see one of my favorite Phil memes today!

The one where he lies and blames a failing idea he came up with and instituted on his own, on his fans.

"HUNDREDS of people told me focus on subs for WEEKS!! Now when I do it, NO ONE SUPPORTS ME?? I DID WHAT YOU ASKED ME TO!! You guys suck!!"

 

[Sparkletor]

Maybe all his true fans are waiting for the night stream to "interact" because after Phil gets a delicious homemade meal in his belly he will be much more entertaining and a better all around gamer.

 

[samovski]

This is getting sad now. Why did he think this was a good idea? The only thing being accomplished is him looking like an embarrassment. What is this now, 5 hrs? and he's made $55 out of his "desperately needed" $2,000.

 

[chairgate]

why 2k btw I thought he owed 10s of thousands so 2k seems a tad too damn specific /tinfoilhat.

no idea.

 

[Jotaro]

Kinda interesting honestly, I haven't looked at any of the usual posts that show how much he's pulled in this month, it's probably good just not for someone with his expenses. He always finds a way to survive so I'm not going to think things are going to crumble around him, but again, it is very interesting that a hugely advertised event like this is such a bust for him. He mentioned how he never got large sums of money from specific individuals in the past, but it's pretty clear his main whales disappearing (shocking I know) has had a big impact on him for things like this.

Again, if he were being 100% true and ahnest, he should be royally fucked after this, but his paypigs will conveniently not notice that it's business as usual in the coming months

OR, maybe the flock have kinda wizened up (optimistic) and the reason it's a failure is because they aren't buying the narrative that he's fucked financially and needs thousands to pay his taxes (payment plans don't exist dood) when he's just flown in his new maid and she's buying new consoles in the same week.

 

[StylishAcolyte]

Bounced for a while, came back..stream has been running for what? 4 hrs now? 431 subs (he's gotten like 1-2 subs so far this stream and a bunch of lost subs) and a paltry $53/2K in tips, now, the way DSP has been rambling about this (before the Twitch pimp-slap) for the last few weeks, this is a CRITICAL time for him and seeing the stream, as predicted, is such a monumental failure, surely he's in a lot of financial trouble right? he can't pay his bills/taxes!..my prediction is he knows the gig is up and we probably won't hear about it again, unless he decides to try his luck in a few months again.

Or maybe he'll tell his Twitch followers to look out for an important Youtube update in which he talks about a fundraising event taking place on Twitch and try to get away with it that way.

He really needs to find some way to make it sound like a fundraiser without directly revealing its one because unless he acts like a desperate bum on Twitch he ain't getting that money. Better start using those streetmarts, Phil.

 

[That-Guy-Tray]

this stream in concept is pretty funny. supposed to be a fundraiser and he isn't even paying attention to bits. he has his overalay display some 1.000 bit cheer when when you look at chat it's something like a 2k bit cheer. like he isn't even paying attention and he watns people to donate
edit: after like 10 minutes he changed it. to the wrong cheer

 

[samovski]

People complaining BF2 is boring. He blames his viewers. Again.

Wonder if he knows why he's not making the money he wants or if it still actually confounds him.

Edit - Just had a mini rant about how people keep complaining that all the games he plays are boring. Doesn't seem to have occured to him that he's the common link. Maybe, just maybe, Phil's the boring thing. The game's have nothing to do with it.

Interact with your viewers ffs, that will encourage further interaction.

 

[Don Kang]

So he's pissed off because his fundraiser was a complete failure, and now he's going in on his fans about it being their fault nobody wanted to give him $2000 for zero work. Holy fucking shit.

 

[Coin Ops]

The ending is great!

Spoiler

After a long silence looks at chat: "Horny Hookies From oh! I can't read that!"

 

[That-Guy-Tray]

im not sure how much of his fans are fan/detractor. But i am noticing a lot of them asking for Streetfighter 5.
Just a thought, maybe if he switched he'd get some tips

 

[actually]

I know Tevin is both loved and hated around here, but this video he just put out is goddamn hysterical with its timing to the fundraiser:

 

[AmericFront]

How many bottles of gin will phill drink if he doesn't reach today's fundraising goals?

 

[DiabeticSP]

Why does he even have a tip goal (which doesn't include bits and bits are the only way to get him to respond to you/cheaper) if fans don't get anything.

He should have made the tip goal something stupid like playing more ufc 3 online. Something people know he'll rage at and wouldn't do otherwise.

Also his Sub goal is way too high so nobody wants to gift pointless subs.

He doesn't understand he's not enough on his own to get paid.

 

[Ubska]

I thought if he'd do a fundraiser a Wednesday night would be a bad time as most of his top donators are European right? They can't stay up late midweek.

 

[That-Guy-Tray]

chat suggests quiplash and he says "who wants to play that" (dismissive)
the chat proceeds to talk about how quiplash is literally the game phil wants if he wants interactions

 

[OneDaySon]

I think a factor into the whole lack of donations, not the only factor but a pretty significant one is the fact that the last fundraiser was meant to be for taxes owed and then its revealed that he doesn't know how much he needs so 2k is an odd choice and then its revealed that he doesn't owe them until April then all of a sudden Kat moves in and he talks about how grateful he is people donated to let her move in and I'm sure DSP fans were like "Huh? Well, I got tricked. Fuck this."

 

[Aurelian]

How many bottles of gin will phill drink if he doesn't reach today's fundraising goals?

1 like = 1 bottle

 

[DiabeticSP]

He rage quit the stream lmfao

Edit: NVM he's gonna finish the match since it had loaded.

"This stream totally lacks the usual positive vibe. People just aren't interacting and the chat is talking about pizza and saying oh Phil this game sucks play Quiplash, show us your girlfriend. Whatever. It sucks. I'll just end this stream and cod tonight will go better."

 

[samovski]

Blaming the chat again. This time it seems they're actually not taking his shit a little bit.

Edit - I was about to capture some more comments but someone removed any comment about his shit attitude.