Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Adamska]

One cast iron skillet would replace all the shitty indoor "grilling" junk he keeps buying.

Pretty much; people grill because you get that smokiness for your food that compliments a variety of meats, and these pieces of shit that he's been desperately shilling for no money doesn't do that. Hell, normal pan-frying and cooking tend to make stuff cook more evenly and you can control the temperature and moisture better than these pieces of shit. The last one he's done in particular is such a waste of time it beggars belief given the microwave is the most 'fuggit' of 'fuggit' methods, and destroys meat texture and flavor when you do it. I see no value in any of these unless you just like the grillmark pattern you get with these things.

As for him kvetching about the event; he deserves it. His Great Value tier sauce and spice blend isn't remotely worth a spot at an event; hell the judges probably thought his stuff was him lying about making the stuff and just rejected him right there given that there's nothing noteworthy about it other than it being spicy and saltier than the normal blend. He's just being a whiny child, just like in that West Texas show and just like when his chili didn't even place at that church cook-off.

 

[AnOminous]

The $54 was just for having to endure his shit sauce. It isn't a guarantee that they're obligated to give a place to some bottle of diarrhea from a fat idiot.

He's just being a whiny child, just like in that West Texas show and just like when his chili didn't even place at that church cook-off.

Salty Jack when his shitty cosplay as a cook runs headfirst into reality is the best Jack.

 

[Mr. Poker in the Front Liquor in the Rear]

The moment we have all been waiting for. Jack Jr. makes his rap debut with this banging Christian rap hit. The song is about gun control.

 

[FemalePresident]

lmfao the lyrics are terrible

 

[Mr. Poker in the Front Liquor in the Rear]

The $54 was just for having to endure his shit sauce. It isn't a guarantee that they're obligated to give a place to some bottle of diarrhea from a fat idiot.

You're right. I looked at their application process and the application fee clearly states it's not refundable. Knowing Jack though, he probably never bothered to read through it.

 

[AnOminous]

I love how this buffoon says they "ate all my products." I seriously doubt they did. He wants you to think they greedily devoured all his garbage and then said "this was delicious let's not invite him!" I'm willing to bet after the first bite, they wrinkled their noses in disgust and the rest ended up in the dumpster out back.

 

[purepowerlevel]

micowave grilling

Jack doesn't seem to understand why the microwave grill insert is made out of plastic instead of metal and thinks there might be metal inside it underneath.

 

[AnOminous]

Jack doesn't seem to understand why the microwave grill insert is made out of plastic instead of metal and thinks there might be metal inside it underneath.

He really is that stupid, isn't he?

 

[Jack Historian]

Hahahahhaa.

>They didn't even say I was on a waiting list
Probably because you aren't, Jack. I wonder how much he's fundamentally illiterate twisting words from their rejection. If they're reputable enough (and it seems like they are, judging from their website), they have a waiting list and continually add QUALITY applicants despite no openings at the time.

The moment we have all been waiting for. Jack Jr. makes his rap debut with this banging Christian rap hit. The song is about gun control.

Beautiful.

The music video should come out on Friday.

 

[JackDavis]

What they ordered and ate:
Jack Scalfani: Double Stack Reuben, Half of a Cuban sandwich, 1/3rd of a Texas Brisket sandwich
Tammy Scalfani: Reuben, Half of a Cuban sandwich, 1/3rd of a Texas Brisket sandwich
Jack Scalfani Jr: Cuban sandwich, Reuben sandwich 1/3rd of Texas Brisket sandwich, Oreo Bites

"We're going to have way extra!" - Jack. Okay DSP. You're going to eat it throughout the week right? JK, you just ate everything in the car
- Tammy doesn't even wait for Jack, as soon as her mitts hit the sandwich she's grubbing.
"I can't drink Dasani, it has chemicals!" "I wouldn't order oreo bites again because they're not healthy." - Jack Jr. Okay, it's just the oreos and dasani water that aren't healthy?

Total calorie count:
Jack - 1270
Tammy - 1140
Jack Jr. - 1725

Watch out Jack Jr. You're already overweight and you're still a teenager. You won't be playing football everyday forever, and look at your parents to see your future.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Have they given up on going to the gym yet?

 

[Stupid Asshole]

That thumbnail reminds me of ahegao

Spoiler: Shitty edit

 

[Adamska]

That thumbnail reminds me of ahegao

Spoiler: Shitty edit

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I thought it was just him having another heart attack on that thumbnail, but thanks for the :horrifying: content.

 

[Aaway]

jack jr is going to be even more morbidly obese than jack is very soon

 

[Long Sun]

Also on Th Christmas market thing doesn’t Jack sell his Sause and rubs at Walmart? Are they not like a “mass produced product” ? So why should they be sold at a fair that is like craft products even if they are great ?

 

[AnOminous]

Also on Th Christmas market thing doesn’t Jack sell his Sause and rubs at Walmart? Are they not like a “mass produced product” ? So why should they be sold at a fair that is like craft products even if they are great ?

I wouldn't be surprised if he actually boasted about his product being sold at Wal-Mart and other places, basically telling them to exclude him.

Jack is really stupid.

The idea that meat should be cooked until you can eat it without catching salmonella is a concept that he is too stupid to understand, even though over a period of years, people have tried to explain this to him.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Is it just me or is Jack getting more obnoxious over time?

Or did I just read too much of this thread in one sitting and I wore out my tolerance for him.

 

[Begemot]

Is it just me or is Jack getting more obnoxious over time?

Or did I just read too much of this thread in one sitting and I wore out my tolerance for him.

The gloating dumbfuck drivethrough ones are increasingly getting grating, he has no sense of grace and is like a walking stereotype of a dumb Suburban American (sorry). At times I refuse to believe he's real.

 

[Long Sun]

I am a grown up now and can cook just like daddy aka Cooking with Jack JR

And Ya he does it just like Daddy including burning the meatballs rather than browning them and not making anything from scratch including the meatball (I mean the Jack are Italian and they can't do meatballs)

The basic idea may not be bad and could have been a good video if it showed how to make meatballs fresh

 

[JackDavis]

I am a grown up now and can cook just like daddy aka Cooking with Jack JR

And Ya he does it just like Daddy including burning the meatballs rather than browning them and not making anything from scratch including the meatball (I mean the Jack are Italian and they can't do meatballs)

The basic idea may not be bad and could have been a good video if it showed how to make meatballs fresh

Jack Sr. 100% wrote that script, it's so bad. Who says "This is my first video as an 18 year old!" outside of a porn? Probably even told him to hold his hand over his mouth while he talked with a full mouth.