Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Rebel Scum]

Hi guys I finally got blocked on Twitter by the Hambeast. I just want to thank the academy and all of my friends and family for this great honor.

 

[SpaceRanger]

Who is more lesbian? AL or CWC?

AL is more lesbian because she's a woman who's currently dating a woman.

CWC is a man dating a blow-up doll and his vinyl figurines

 

[Whatthefuck]

Hilarious. But it's all a ploy to trap Becky. She'd have to have and IUI, or IVF with donor sperm. Which is expensive AF. Or, go sleep with someone. *ahem* Eric. Can you even imagine? :islamic:

TBH, the very thought of her as a mother makes me nauseous. I know narc moms and it's not pretty. At. All. However, now that you brought that Eric thing up it got me thinking. That would be a way to tie ALL of them to her for life. Eric would obviously want to see his child and Ricky would be involved as long as Eric was and see that child as his, too. Necky would only really be stuck if she's dumb enough to marry AL, but she does love kids and actually seems pretty good with them, seatbelts not withstanding so she may stay just because of the child. However, we keep circling back to the fact that AL hardly ovulates due to her extreme morbid obesity so we're not in any real danger of her getting pregnant. Further, her "lifestyle" in KY, which is currently being governed by a Tea Party ball bag, would never let any one of those folks adopt. You have to have a solid income, good health, clean lifestyle, oh, and don't be a fag. Trust and believe.

 

[GORL]

Snagged these last night. Enjoy.

 

[stronkwonk]

Oh lord almighty. Depression and anxiety get better when you stop doing fucking nothing. You need to get out of the house and expose yourself to things that stress you out. She's such a non-person. Everyone's got days that are better or worse, but leaving the house once every three days certainly doesn't fucking help.

 

[Thiccc Weenie]

With these two losers, where is the child coming from?

Give Al a turkey baster and 20 minutes alone in a room with a sleeping Eric.

 

[traviesa]

she’s so delusional

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Holy crap, why is she even awake rn? It's like 11:30am in KY and her twitter is on and poppin'

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Has she ever made mooing noises about calving before? I don't recall any but then I don't actually listen to much she says - it makes little difference as she never says anything useful anyway.

I thunks this might just be Al droning on because she likes to hear herself talk. This is a momentary distraction cos Becky obviously loves kids so AL's had a vision of herself doing the great Earth Mother thing, bringing on a little family of bloaters with lard encoded in their DNA. Doubt its more meaningful than that. Anyway, she'd only leave a kid in Walmart when some new shiny thing hove into view.

Hypothetically though, would she want to do the pregnancy thing or expect Becky to? Advantage is eating for two - well, fifty two in her case - but pregnancy can be hard work. More likely she'd expect to be presented with shiny new pink blob which would forever after be MINE. Even if Becky carried this spawn of nightmares, AL could still eat for two to keep her company.

Wonder what they'd call their nightmare offspring? What are the most trashy names in her milieu? It'd HAVE to be a double-bubble for max redneck points. Hmm....Rarity Jade? Shianne-Amberette? Or the ultimate white trash combo of both their names, so BeckyLynn? EricaLynne?

 

[497]

she’s so delusional

Sure she can get pregnant. It would just be very hard with her irregular menstrual cycle. And still don't know if she has diabetes or not.

 

[GORL]

she’s so delusional

I just googled "500 pound woman gives birth." There's one story from 2016 of a 600 pound woman giving birth to a 40 pound baby. Snopes declared it false. Then one from 2010 of a 528 pound woman that gave birth. Honestly that's all I could really find that are near Amber's weight. So, how are 500 pound women giving birth every day?

 

[Tiny Clanger]

So, how are 500 pound women giving birth every day?

Are we allowed to count the rest of the animal kingdom or are we restricted to humans?

 

[C3PBRO]

Her stupidity knows no bounds.

 

[GORL]

Her stupidity knows no bounds.

It's funny because the parody twitter account did it before she did.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

she’s so delusional

The risks to the fetus/child if the mother is obese are numerous and high.
But of course this ham planet wouldn't care about that.


She hardly does anything to take care of herself, I don't think she is going to go through the trouble of trying to get pregnant.

IVF and all that is expensive and even the best health insurance leaves you with large out of pocket costs.

Her attitude and how she treats other people is revolting.
She is completely dependant on her current sped lesbian for transportation and housing.
So that limits her access to men.




This is just more talk so she can film another video about drama and the haydurs.

 

[traviesa]

besides the fact that she couldn’t conceive/carry a child, um hello? she couldn’t care for one period she’s out of breath from speaking in a complete sentence. could you imagine if she had to jump up in the middle of the night to warm a bottle or change a diaper? or go to doctor’s appointments? that whole scenario is a huge fucking joke

 

[Wilford Brimley]

I'm not saying it's a routine thing, does anybody remember Penny, from my 600 pd life? She had her child close to ALs size, I mean very highly unlikely, yes. It makes me bolth nervous and discomforted.

 

[Rotogravure]

Also, unless she's going to shell out for IVF (lol) she's going to need a dick, which we all know she finds gross -- because she's only told us a million times how absolutely DISGUSTING dicks are you guise.

 

[amybogle]

It appears the doctors tests didn’t go well for hamberlynn

 

[Tiny Clanger]

It appears the doctors tests didn’t go well for hamberlynn

We need a "bugger me, you don't say?" rating.

Altho the unexpected might be that she's the healthiest person there ever was - our goorl is actually a super-being, evolved to maintain complete fitness on a diet devoid of nutrients and a life devoid of anything.

In which case, we need a "kill me now, I hate the world" rating.

Wonder if the doc sung the results at her?