Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I hope she doesn't ever have a baby.

There’s no way she’d be able to conceive at this weight, much less maintain a healthy pregnancy. If she wants a kid, she’s gonna have to lose at LEAST 250lbs, and we know our gorl ain’t about to do that.

>implying she wouldn't just eat all the food herself

Or that she’d be able to stand in a meal assembly line for more than 15 minutes.
 
I hope she doesn't ever have a baby. She's so fucking irresponsible, she can't even take care of herself. Besides, she's probably an anti-vaxxer. She just strikes me as the type
She can't even get her cat fixed without having an emotional meltdown. No way would she poison her baybeeeeee. Something something mercury aborted tissue chemtrails.
 
On younow she just admitted her weight loss journey is going bad. She said you know when I go silent, that means that it isn't going well. She also admitted she's a liar and everyone lies.
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I think our gorl is thinking of the future. If she reproduces she will have a care giver for years, and she would have a person who would never leave her.

Could AL and Eric decide to have a turkey baster baby? They may be stupid enough to try.

am i terrible person for WANTING that to happen, just for the fucked-upness and lolz?
 
So Becky would spank the kids, and AL would buy their love. (as per today's younow)

And so funny when AL checked out for 15 min. to watch videos of herself thinking she was on camera but Becky had aimed it away from her.

Edit: and such a bitch for not guesting Rozzie the Alien.
 
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I can’t believe I watched the whole thing.

Becky defended AL over her comment that Becky needed to lose a little weight before she could wear a fanny pack in her vlogger problems video today. She couldn’t see why people thought it was rude of Amber to say.

Becky continues to amaze me by either being really thick in the head or acting like it. I think the former.
 
I only caught about 5 mins of the livestream but AL was completely zoned out—then she zoned back in and asks Becky “who is this girl messaging you” or somewhere alone those lines. To which Becky respond with telling AL that she already told her about that message and AL just rolled her eyes. So, she wasn’t actually “zoned” out, she was zoned into Becky’s phone. Definite sign of trouble in paradise, that shit gets old fast!
 
Hi guys,
Long time lurker following this thread and first-time poster,
Amberlynn having a baby would be incredibly irresponsible, well more so than she already is anyway and that would lead to the possibility of the child being neglected as it grows older.
Having such a terrible childhood herself as well as not taking initiative to take control of her life, she doesn't possess any important qualities of being a parent.

I mean, there is maybe 0.001% chance that IF she ever did have a baby that it would shock her to realise that she needs to really grow the fuck up and put that baby first, but lezbereal here, AL is so egotistical and dramatic that any attention, needs and care that's not for her will clash with personal interest.
Plus she'd be royally fucked if Becky left her as a single parent and AL tries to raise the child on her own, while teaching it to leech of others and be nothing but a complete insufferable dipshit.
Also, another thing, based in Australia I know that some families benefit/exploit the government for Family tax benefit. I don't know if in the US there is something similar, and I wouldn't know if AL could even claim such a thing based on her income as is and reading that she doesn't claim tax for her YT channel. Which honestly shocks me, like holy smokes!!

I only caught about 5 mins of the livestream but AL was completely zoned out—then she zoned back in and asks Becky “who is this girl messaging you” or somewhere alone those lines. To which Becky respond with telling AL that she already told her about that message and AL just rolled her eyes. So, she wasn’t actually “zoned” out, she was zoned into Becky’s phone. Definite sign of trouble in paradise, that shit gets old fast!

Every time I watch their videos now, I just sense Becky is over AL's shit.
I don't understand why she stays with her, AL is a dark abyss that literally sucks the lifeforce of those around her and fills you with blubber.
 
On the subject of the Wellbutrin: I'm often one of AL's more :optimistic: haydurs, but not this time. Appetite suppressant is all well and good, but actually being hungry is not the problem you have with food if you eat yourself to AL's size.

This. THIS. As someone that's been on Wellbutrin, and as Cxnt pointed out in her video she put up (at one point referencing Amber's attempt with phentermine,) these things work but only if you let them work and Hammy is so reliant on food for entertainment and comfort that there's NO way it's going to help her. Wellbutrin is a good medicine for someone like her, but i'm not optimistic that she will let it work for her. She will be stuffing pizza in her gob saying, "I'm not even hungry," once again.

I wonder if Krystle's parents find that having a live-in girlfriend is cheaper than hiring a caregiver for Krystle. And the whole allowance thing just eases their guilt.

Someone explain Krystal's strange self to me. All I know is what I've seen in videos which is that she is incredibly pigeon toed and awkward as fuck.

By "she wants to have a baby" does she mean she wants to raise a child or eat one for dinner?

She wants another accessory, that's all. Becky seems very maternal to me, just because she's so involved with her nephews, I think Amber is just feeding off of that. She's too narcissistic to EVER love a child the way a mother should assuming that she can even get pregnant. She kind of shrugs off her irregular period like it's not related to anything; it's because you're too fat gorl, that's your body having a fucking shit fit.

Also, unless she's going to shell out for IVF (lol) she's going to need a dick, which we all know she finds gross -- because she's only told us a million times how absolutely DISGUSTING dicks are you guise.

shhh no she said "d-i-c-k", not the actual word, cause that's gross, obvi
 
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