Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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There's really no point in speculating whether or not AL can physically carry a baby to term or if she'd be a successful mother. She's not going to have a child any time in the forseeable future. Becky can't get her pregnant, it's highly unlikely that she'd have sex with any of the men currently in her life, and she can't afford IVF.

She just keeps mentioning the baby fever because that's what other women her age do and it reinforces how feminine she thinks she is. She may think babies are cute but she has no idea what being a parent is like and if she did I'm sure she wouldn't be yapping about how much she wants a child.
 
There's really no point in speculating whether or not AL can physically carry a baby to term or if she'd be a successful mother. She's not going to have a child any time in the forseeable future. Becky can't get her pregnant, it's highly unlikely that she'd have sex with any of the men currently in her life, and she can't afford IVF.

She just keeps mentioning the baby fever because that's what other women her age do and it reinforces how feminine she thinks she is. She may think babies are cute but she has no idea what being a parent is like and if she did I'm sure she wouldn't be yapping about how much she wants a child.

It's true it's pointless. But I think we're just bored She's been boring, and relatively contentless lately. I'm sorry I mean... She's been relatively unproductive at her full time job lately.
 
But if she wanted a baby, she'd damn sure manipulate her way into motherhood.

That thought is horrifying. She wouldn't even move her cat's food bowl off of the cat tree so it can eat while healing. So she sure as hell can't be expected to lift a bottle, or spend money on anyone but herself unless it's so she can brag about it. Or prove the haydurrs wrong.

I'm no medical expert, but at her current weight I can't imagine that she could have a healthy pregnancy and birth, let alone conceive. As for adoption, some countries give more fucks than others. I can't imagine that would happen anyway because the process can cost tens of thousands of dollars. Those Wal-Mart purses and TJ Maxx notepads are far more important. Money aside, Amberlynn is morbidly obese and lives in a filthy home with two other adult toddlers (not including Rickie since he actually works) who can't resist sharing their lives on YT. Big AL's entire channel is evidence as to why she shouldn't be a parent, ever.
 
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I don't think this has been shared in a thread yet.

Throwback to "normal sized hands".
 
I don't think this has been shared in a thread yet.

Throwback to "normal sized hands".

The throwback photo, she's so vain about it. It's really a picture about a bird, but she made it all about her and her weight, as usual. Oh, and there's a bird on me. And she still wasn't normal sized in that pic, she was about the size Chantel claims to be in that pic.
 
And, sorry for the double post, but somehow this translates into OUR responsibility to donate? Pfft. Fuck off.View attachment 394852
Well OUR taxes are going to eventually fund her massive end of life medical bills, probably. Assuming the stroke or the heart attack doesn't just take her on the spot, ham planets tend to develop a myriad of fun issues once they start aging. And it isn't like she's ever going to have a job to pay for her own insurance. I'd almost prefer she e-beg to get her stomach stapled before it gets to that point.
 
Eh, if a vet thinks pain killers are necessary, they would be going home with them.

It's not really common for animals to have pain killers post surgery but now that I've seen the video the whole "I can tell she's in pain today" thing just seems like BS. She should call the vet and ask for advice if Rarity isn't bouncing back, but she won't.

Seconded. Dunno if this is PL, but my cat needed full on surgery, not keyhole, for her spay, hernia repair and about fifty thousand other things (that's real cat rescue, AL dear. Not just "look, fluffy widdle kitty.") Vet said she wouldn't need painkillers despite the zip-front and she was right - painkillers can just make them sick. Little bastard had to be taken back for the Cone of Shame, but otherwise she was fine after she slept off the anaesthetic.

AL totally anthropomorphizes her pets to an almost dangerous level. It's that ignorant level of sentimentality that is all about how a human would feel but ignores the actual needs of the animal, hence all this stupidity about a simple spay. It leads to benign neglect as we see over and over, but benign or not, neglect is neglect. God help her when euthanasia day comes becomes she'll probably bullshit her way into declaring a terminally sick animal is really totally happy and not do the right thing.

This entire post should probly be spoilered as pet sperging, but the state of my cat really bought home how dangerous benign neglect can be. AL has no idea what responsible pet ownership is and just makes things up to suit her feels, hence Rarity "feels x" but no idea she shouldn't be licking the incision. The cats are stressed, Twinkie is a neurotic mess, but she won't do even the smallest things to alleviate anything because Bloater Knows Best.

I shuts up now, honest.
 
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I can't imagine Amber having a baby - ever. She has this idealization that it's all sunshine and roses. But with her f'd up system, she's more than likely to have a special needs child. Whether it be down's syndrome, autistic (Autism has its roots in early brain development and not necessarily from vaccines), or a plethora of other issues. She wouldn't be able to handle that for 10 minutes. Then if a child is born too early, she could be looking at a child with Cerebral palsy. But I guess she hasn't thought of these risks. She only thinks of herself. Kind of like having a mini-dog that you throw in your purse as you roam the aisles of Walmart.
 
Power level, but me. KF got me through a shit pregnancy and has kept me entertained in the wee hours while the Kraken feeds. Am a healthy weight and pregnancy was shit. Med sperg but I’ve seen pregnancies in morbidly obese women weighing significantly less than Big AL go horribly wrong.

You actually have to be able to part your legs to get a baby out. Just going to leave you with that image. The fatter you are, the more flesh is in the way and the poor junior members of staff get roped into leg flap holding.

Sorry for double-bubble. Tablet's having a shit-fit again.

I'm so thrilled we're raising a wee posse of farmers to carry the flag in the future. Wonder if Null has an infant sign-up policy, like the posh schools do?
 
Every time I watch their videos now, I just sense Becky is over AL's shit.
I don't understand why she stays with her, AL is a dark abyss that literally sucks the lifeforce of those around her and fills you with blubber.

Genuine question here, but didn't she sign the lease? Meaning, presumably, that even if Becky does want out, she's royally fucked cos AL has as much right to be there as her.

If AL IS on the lease and I didn't just make that up, how does that work (hypothetically speaking) if the other three want her gone? Can they just refuse to put her on the lease next time its up for renewal? And don't US leases sometimes go month-to-month after the first contracted period?

If they did put her on the lease it was incredibly, spectacularly dumb. We all know she will just embed herself lomg past the point if anybody with even a shred of self respect - how long did she squat at Krystal's parents after they were done as an item? We all know the version of the story she told when she moved in isn't true and that she'd find it very, very hard to lease a place on her own so what happens when it all goes tits up? If she refuses to leave, is their only option to go themselves?

Apologies if dumb questions. But I've never been on any joint lease and its different in every country.
 
It feels very unlikely they went into the trouble to add her onto the lease. AL is a leech, but she's a dumb leech and probably doesn't realize the value of putting things in writing.

On the other hand-- and laws differ from state to state-- she probably has a claim on living there at this point through some tenancy rights. But, I doubt if Ricky and Eric kicked the 2 out that she'd make a stink about staying. It will be an easy way for her to turn Becky against her two best friends in that situation ("I can't believe they'd kick us out like that!! We're homeless all thanks to them!" etc)
 
Genuine question here, but didn't she sign the lease? Meaning, presumably, that even if Becky does want out, she's royally fucked cos AL has as much right to be there as her.

If AL IS on the lease and I didn't just make that up, how does that work (hypothetically speaking) if the other three want her gone? Can they just refuse to put her on the lease next time its up for renewal? And don't US leases sometimes go month-to-month after the first contracted period?

If they did put her on the lease it was incredibly, spectacularly dumb.

AFAIK, she answered a question on her ask.fm saying that if she and Becky broke up she'd remain living there as a roommate, which leads me to think that yes, she was added to the rental agreement.

I think it's common practice to have all the roommates in the rental contract, and it's possible that Becky and the boys had no say in the matter. It's a good thing if she is in the lease because it makes it easier to get her evicted.

As for them wanting her gone, I'm not sure as I've never been in that situation, but I guess they can talk to the landlord and figure something out?

The answer to your last question is it depends.
 
Also, another thing, based in Australia I know that some families benefit/exploit the government for Family tax benefit. I don't know if in the US there is something similar, and I wouldn't know if AL could even claim such a thing based on her income as is and reading that she doesn't claim tax for her YT channel. Which honestly shocks me, like holy smokes!!

As someone in the US this was my first thought- it would 100% not surprise me in the least if she decided to have a kid because I would bet my entire ass she would use being pregnant/having a dependent child to claim additional financial assistance.

I'm not knocking the system (:powerlevel: tbh I've used gov assistance before :powerlevel:) but yeah there are definitely incentives to have kids if you're one of those people like our gorl who mooches for a living whenever and wherever she can.
 
I know this has been talked about before but I can't believe she STILL insists on reading YA books. This girl is so mentally and emotionally stunted. How can a book written for teenagers be mentally stimulating for a woman nearing her 30s?


I think someone recently said it here before, but in her mind, she wants to portray herself differently.
Because her reality is so far from these YA fiction, she immerses herself in them.
Therefore, never really grow up and seeing how dire her life and situation is, I mean there's nothing wrong with YA books, I just think that if she insists on calling herself a 'writer' and has a 'passion for writing' then she really needs to expand her vocabulary, grammar, and knowledge of authors and poets.
*SIGH*
 
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