Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Bashful Bunny]

Even if she could manage to get pregnant, she would be considered extremely high risk for complications. She is guaranteed to develop gestational diabetes (if she isn't already diabetic/prediabetic to begin with) and she is extremely unlikely to follow the strict diet and exercise required to manage the condition properly. Failure to control your blood sugars during pregnancy can cause birth defects and even death of the fetus. There are other complications that can happen with people who are merely obese, let alone super morbidly obese. Hell, there are risk factors for any woman who becomes pregnant, but it gets worse the higher your BMI is. I know she reads here, so I want to hammer it into her that she is already extremely unhealthy and a pregnancy would not go well for her. She could even die as a result. She ought to spend some of her ample free time reading about this shit.

She's way too immature and irresponsible to have a child, anyway. She thinks that babies are just cute little snuggly things that she can play with until she's bored of them. Look at the way she treats her animals for a good idea of how she would treat a child. It's a blessing that her menstrual cycle is completely fucked so there's no chance that she would be able to conceive naturally. IVF is extremely expensive and has a high failure rate, so that's never going to happen for her either.

Sperging because I'm at the end of a difficult pregnancy and I'm at a healthy weight. If someone like me can have complications during pregnancy then it should hit home to even Amberlynn that pregnancy is a horrible idea for someone like her.

 

[Bunny]

I'm glad she can't have a child because she'd fuck up it's life with her narcississtic behavior and she'd most likely make them as overweight as she is and they'd lead a miserable life.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Altho I agree with absolutely everything @Bashful Bunny and others have said and I hope to god all this is just her usual mindless mooing, the sad fact is that her background often produces those least capable of looking after kids themselves, whilst having a strong yearning for them.

Its a sad thing that often kids from bad backgrounds have an incredibly idealistic view of children - I was joking about the whole Earth Momma thing but it's probably fairly accurate and fired up by seeing Becky with her nephews. She's as shallow as a puddle anyway, so her broodiness is all about an idealistic vision of what she didn't have yet all the things she thinks about in relation to kids (and we know because we see her endlessly prodding at kids' stuff whilst squealing about yaaas, cute, awww) are totally unimportant but she hasn't even considered the stuff that IS important.

For the sake of humanity, perhaps we should be thankful she is a sexless blob "lesbian." But much as I dislike how shallow she is, I can't help having a pang of feefeez because of the why. I don't think her foster experience was anything like as terrible as some, but that idealistic view of give-kiddy-what-I-missed is not unusual.

Bleh, feels, yuk.

BUT - a baby bunny!! Have we had a KF baby before? Hope he/she stops booting you in the bladder soon and you get to the fun bit :-)

Ps. We seriously need to shoot those cretinous, ridiculous women in the YT comments who dribble out shite like "Url be a grate mommy one day u shuld totully have kids now!!! I luv u!!!!!ur grate I luv childrenz!!!!!" Morons.

 

[Octomet]

This pregnancy talk just gives me visions of her ultimate goal:
Bedbound "for the baby", free-flowing food "for the baby", and milk production so Twinkay Dar can suckle momma.

(I'm so sorry.)

 

[Rebel Scum]

This pregnancy talk just gives me visions of her ultimate goal:
Bedbound "for the baby", free-flowing food "for the baby", and tard cum production so Twinkay Dar can suckle momma.
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OH MY GOD...WHYYY

 

[Wilford Brimley]

I'm glad she can't have a child because she'd fuck up it's life with her narcississtic behavior and she'd most likely make them as overweight as she is and they'd lead a miserable life.

And THIS. Honestly we all know shed use pregnancy to shove an additional thousand calories in her gaping maw, but what's really important is how she'd fuck up that kid, get tired of it, and leave Becky to raise it.

 

[Rebel Scum]

New video up. The gang goes on a fascinating adventure to TJ Maxx where they touch everything and buy note pads and another mug! Bonus clip of AL shaking it at 10:35 that I highly suggest skipping over if you want to avoid severe nausea.

 

[Flareon]

Yeah, it's pretty easy for 500lb women to get pregnant. Carrying the kid to term, however..

 

[Rotogravure]

This pregnancy talk just gives me visions of her ultimate goal:
Bedbound "for the baby", free-flowing food "for the baby", and tard cum production so Twinkay Dar can suckle momma.
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At least Pearl had a job.

 

[OstREEEch]

She'd have to KNOW she was pregnant, too. At that size, an extra 40 lb of baby weight isn't going to be noticed.

Spoiler: I know

That she could, more than likely, never get pregnant on her own.

 

[Long time lurker]

i've read her post on fb and it gave me the worst feeling tbh. she is talking about being prescribed meds as if she won something or some shit.

Thank you for this. I too got a funny feeling - both when she talked about her prescription and when she talked about Rarity being high on painkillers. Like she was yearning for the high.

singing doctor my ass

The doctor singing is a very odd thing.

I chalked the that up on the very long list of things that didn't happen. The image that came to my mind was the scene from Seinfeld where Joe Davola is singing and Elaine joins him (couldn't find a video).

Sure she can get pregnant.

Getting pregnant is the easy part. I doubt she can maintain a pregnancy.

A long time ago (in internet time) in a land not that far away another morbidly obese, narcissistic cow had baby fever. Lucky for her, her mother in law had both enough money and dementia, so she and her husband made use of that money to pay for fertility treatments.

The first treatment worked and she became pregnant with twin boys. She was furious and blamed everything under the sun on her misfortune. You see, mommy dearest wasn't that wealthy and they could only afford so many treatments. The cow was devastated that she would never have the baby girl mini-me she had hoped for.

Very much like Amber, this cow knew more than any doctor, so when she was told to restrict her salt intake she made a point to go to a bar (straight out of the doctor's office) and ordered a serving of tatter tots which she sprinkled with salt and added ketchup to the mess before eating. Afterwards, she went home and bragged about it on her blog.

Fast forward a few weeks and she tells her readers that one of the fetuses is dead. Some time later she was taken to a hospital suffering from pre-eclampsia and had to be induced into labour. The other boy also died or was stillborn (not sure about this because over time she changed the story to say she had a late term abortion).

They stole a little more money from mommy dearest and went for another treatment, which lead to the birth of a healthy girl.

This story doesn't have a happy ending. The girl is now stored daily in a kid's parking lot where they play school. There is a thread in the farms about the cow. She's Cecily Kellogg and her story will give you a very good insight on what might happen if Amber ever spawned (knock on wood).

BTW, even today Cecily is at least one hundred pounds lighter than Amber. (I'm being generous to Amber tbh).

Edited to avoid double-posting:

Not to mention, AL's size makes it incredibly hard to do anything interesting.

I don't know... and :autism::If she didn't take herself so seriously she could show her views her daily tribulations like how hard it is to fit in a chair at the movies or finding clothes that fit.

If she doesn't want to give up on the title of the most sufferer who has ever suffered, she could show all of the stuff (some of it isn't really food in my book) she ingests in a normal day.

I can think of a bunch of things she could do, even at her weight, but they would require some skills and some intellect. We know she has neither.

 

[Malibougie]

Her constant “poor me” attitude makes me want to vomit. If she could remove her head from her ass long enough she would see that meeting new people and getting out of the house well allow her to get outside of herself. She needs to volunteer to feed the homeless. Maybe she’d gain a little humility, and to stop feeling sorry for herself.

She manipulates people with pitty.

She is a stain.

I think our gorl is thinking of the future. If she reproduces she will have a care giver for years, and she would have a person who would never leave her.

Could AL and Eric decide to have a turkey baster baby? They may be stupid enough to try.

 

[captainpicardsjockstrap]

BUT - a baby bunny!! Have we had a KF baby before? Hope he/she stops booting you in the bladder soon and you get to the fun bit :-)

Power level, but me. KF got me through a shit pregnancy and has kept me entertained in the wee hours while the Kraken feeds. Am a healthy weight and pregnancy was shit. Med sperg but I’ve seen pregnancies in morbidly obese women weighing significantly less than Big AL go horribly wrong.

You actually have to be able to part your legs to get a baby out. Just going to leave you with that image. The fatter you are, the more flesh is in the way and the poor junior members of staff get roped into leg flap holding.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Amber can't have a baby! She can barely get a tampon into her teeny tiny princess vagina. How is she going to get a turkey baster full of Erics jizz up in there?

Have we had a KF baby before?

Kailyn Wilcher had a baby. The kid is probably retarded... three years old and can't talk, and is still in diapers. Gracie is pretty much the perfect lolcow child.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

This dumbass didn't even think to make sure to get pain meds for her cat after a very painful surgery. Yeah, she'd make an amazing mother. I mean, wouldn't your first thought and question to the vet after your cat goes through surgery, be "Gee, she's probably going to be in pain for about a week after this, do you recommend I get some pain medication for her?" She's a fucking fool.

 

[SisterChristian]

There was a video during the Destiny era where AL was talking about when she and Destiny have kids and how she wanted to home school them. Destiny said no homeschool and then AL acted like she was joking.

I can't imagine what a child "educated" by AL would be like.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

There was a video during the Destiny era where AL was talking about when she and Destiny have kids and how she wanted to home school them. Destiny said no homeschool and then AL acted like she was joking.

I can't imagine what a child "educated" by AL would be like.

No doubt bolth of them would be verbatim discomforted.

 

[Assgardian]

This dumbass didn't even think to make sure to get pain meds for her cat after a very painful surgery. Yeah, she'd make an amazing mother. I mean, wouldn't your first thought and question to the vet after your cat goes through surgery, be "Gee, she's probably going to be in pain for about a week after this, do you recommend I get some pain medication for her?" She's a fucking fool.

Eh, if a vet thinks pain killers are necessary, they would be going home with them.

It's not really common for animals to have pain killers post surgery but now that I've seen the video the whole "I can tell she's in pain today" thing just seems like BS. She should call the vet and ask for advice if Rarity isn't bouncing back, but she won't.

 

[Rotogravure]

Eh, if a vet thinks pain killers are necessary, they would be going home with them.

It's not really common for animals to have pain killers post surgery but now that I've seen the video the whole "I can tell she's in pain today" thing just seems like BS. She should call the vet and ask for advice if Rarity isn't bouncing back, but she won't.

Amber Lynn Reid DVM knows what is best thank you very much. Doctors of any sort, human or animal do not know what they are talking about.

 

[harrytaco]

The beast can't even walk her dog, but sure bring a human into the world. I can kind of see her and whatever male roommate that is always home/doesn't work thinking it would be so0oooo cute to make a baby together. Both are so "depressed and anxious" they can't work. Pass that DNA along.