Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

[Feline Darkmage]

Aw I saw the inactive tag and thought he died.

Trickery most foul.

If its any consolation, he was already dead inside prior to the thread being made.

 

[Leo Bonhart]

I was in the greater Toronto region recently and checked the back of all the m.ilk cartons in a supermarket and saw no sign of Daveykins.

Cucked by the National Centre for Missing Persons and Unidentified Remains.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I was in the greater Toronto region recently and checked the back of all the m.ilk cartons in a supermarket and saw no sign of Daveykins.

Cucked by the National Centre for Missing Persons and Unidentified Remains.

They don't look for you if you're in a hole of your own making.

 

[Army Burger]

 

[Hellfire]

'Member when Based Blue knew David needed to STFU and get off Twitter?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I really do wonder if Davey committed suicide or actually got off social media because it was destroying his life.

 

[Jaimas]

I really do wonder if Davey committed suicide or actually got off social media because it was destroying his life.

I've heard rumors to the latter but seen no evidence.

 

[Army Burger]

I've heard rumors to the latter but seen no evidence.

It would certainly make sense if that was the case.

 

[AP 297]

I really do wonder if Davey committed suicide or actually got off social media because it was destroying his life.

I've heard rumors to the latter but seen no evidence.

I hope not.

If Dave is dead, then who will make us flash video games with graphics from MS Paint about the exciting life of being a call center worker?

The thought of a world without "I Get This Call Everyday 2: Dreams on a Bed Buttnaked Twitter Edition", is just too sad. Dave needs to live, dammit!

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

It took him a while, but Daveykins finally did it- he figured out how to beat the kiwis.

 

[Army Burger]

Yesterday marked 5 years since David got fired by the Canada Revenue Agency.

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/20...red_for_his_online_customer_service_game.html
"Gallant does not appear to be too devastated by what’s happened. In one tweet he says: “I have an incredible opportunity now, and I have received a massive outpouring of support. I am so thankful.’’"

You sure made use of that opportunity, bud.

 

[Jaimas]

Yesterday marked 5 years since David got fired by the Canada Revenue Agency.

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/20...red_for_his_online_customer_service_game.html
"Gallant does not appear to be too devastated by what’s happened. In one tweet he says: “I have an incredible opportunity now, and I have received a massive outpouring of support. I am so thankful.’’"

You sure made use of that opportunity, bud.

We should probably have you drive on over, make sure he's alive.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

We should probably have you drive on over, make sure he's alive.

In case the police need to identify the body.

 

[Army Burger]

We should probably have you drive on over, make sure he's alive.

As long as he doesn't act like a jerk-off I'm sure it'd be a pleasant experience lol

 

[Army Burger]

http://www.davidsgallant.com/
http://archive.is/wVsmN

So ol' Dick Stroke Gallant's turned his website into a CYOA of sorts.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

http://www.davidsgallant.com/
http://archive.is/wVsmN

So ol' Dick Stroke Gallant's turned his website into a CYOA of sorts.

Least we know he's alive.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

http://www.davidsgallant.com/
http://archive.is/wVsmN

So ol' Dick Stroke Gallant's turned his website into a CYOA of sorts.

It’s like he parsed thru this thread and turned it into this.

Tbh it almost reads like a suicide note of sorts

 

[Army Burger]

It’s like he parsed thru this thread and turned it into this.

Tbh it almost reads like a suicide note of sorts

If you get to the end of his little Twine thing, on of the options asks if he should kill himself, and the response is an emphatic "NO NO NO NO NO", so he's not that depressed.

At another point it does state that he's done with games. (Not like that was unknown before, but now there's actual confirmation from him.)

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

If you get to the end of his little Twine thing, on of the options asks if he should kill himself, and the response is an emphatic "NO NO NO NO NO", so he's not that depressed.

At another point it does state that he's done with games. (Not like that was unknown before, but now there's actual confirmation from him.)

Agreed, he doesn't look that depressed from his January photo on Facebook and he's even been going outside more!

Edit: He seems to be in a better mood since getting off of Twitter and similar sites, I hope he can stay off of them so he can continue down this path.

 

[Jaimas]

Oh my god, the crazy sped did it.



I have never been more proud of a Lolcow than I am right now. But I'm getting ahead of myself.

Outwardly, when you first start playing through David's shit, he's complaining about why he hates certain people. Game devs, general parasites, etc. It's only when you take a closer look - especially at the "Game Dev" one - that you realize: Davey is taking shots at himself:

Spoiler: Text Dump of "Game Dev" Interactions

Everything you've ever made is shit.

Even before you started making games.

All your tabletop RPG writing? Shit.

Your uninspired Breakout clone? Shit.

Your tedious little Yoda Stories-wannabe thing? Shit.

It's all shit.

, you mean the one that looks like you made it in MS Paint?

The one that looks like it was drawn by damn child?

The one that has maybe fifteen minutes of decent content?

The one that got you fired?

The one you tried to milk for any modicum of attention you could get from it?

Great example, fuckface.

Oh?

And when was the last time you actually made something new?

Yeah.

Two fucking years ago.

And it was a goddamn Twine that ripped off a card game.

A card game so simple that little kids play it.

Well done.

Some fuckin' game dev you are.

The only person meeting all these criteria: Davey himself. What you're looking at with this is a fucking abyss of self-loathing and self-hate that makes clear that David Gallant is acutely aware of the numerous problems he faces and yet hasn't had any success in vanquishing them on his own. The various "this is why I hate you" responses are the responses he's got from various members of the old clique and Rat King.

And I know this because David quotes me directly in one of these:

You sure seem to think a lot of people you barely even know.

How many of them have you called friends after just a couple of positive interactions?

How many betrayals have you felt from "friends" you barely knew in the first place?

How many of them have you ghosted or blocked after relatively minor disagreements?

He even admits that it took him months to finish this. David hates himself, and this Twine was how he chose to deal with it. In fact he openly admits it at the end of this Twine:

‌‌‌‌Why are you back?

You saw everything there is to see.

I hate myself.

I'm out of games.

There is nothing left to say.

Goodbye.

Now the healing can begin - if he lets it.