"So I tried to take Kat to this really nice Italian restaurant, okay? As you all know I'm Italian, one hundred percent Italian, okay? *snort* Alright? This really nice Italian restaurant, Dorsia. Peepul said to me, they said 'Phil, you need to get a reservation there'... WRONG. LITERALLY ONE HUNDRED PERCENT WRONG. I called them up for a reservation... guess what? I couldn't get a table! LITERALLY ONE. HUNDRED. PERCENT OF THE TABLES *flails arms* were taken. Complete waste of my fucking time. So thanks chat, for suggesting that fucking place. Complete morons in the stream chat who KNEW I wouldn't get a reservation at Dorsia and just wanted me to look bad because they're fucking no life idiots."