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ZehnBoat said:
now i want american psycho with DSP
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"So I tried to take Kat to this really nice Italian restaurant, okay? As you all know I'm Italian, one hundred percent Italian, okay? *snort* Alright? This really nice Italian restaurant, Dorsia. Peepul said to me, they said 'Phil, you need to get a reservation there'... WRONG. LITERALLY ONE HUNDRED PERCENT WRONG. I called them up for a reservation... guess what? I couldn't get a table! LITERALLY ONE. HUNDRED. PERCENT OF THE TABLES *flails arms* were taken. Complete waste of my fucking time. So thanks chat, for suggesting that fucking place. Complete morons in the stream chat who KNEW I wouldn't get a reservation at Dorsia and just wanted me to look bad because they're fucking no life idiots."
 
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Pubic Enemy #1 said:
"So I tried to take Kat to this really nice Italian restaurant, okay? As you all know I'm Italian, one hundred percent Italian, okay? *snort* Alright? This really nice Italian restaurant, Dorsia. Peepul said to me, they said 'Phil, you need to get a reservation there'... WRONG. LITERALLY ONE HUNDRED PERCENT WRONG. I called them up for a reservation... guess what? I couldn't get a table! LITERALLY ONE. HUNDRED. PERCENT OF THE TABLES *flails arms* were taken. Complete waste of my fucking time. So thanks chat, for suggesting that fucking place. Complete morons in the stream chat who KNEW I wouldn't get a reservation at Dorsia and just wanted me to look bad because they're fucking no life idiots."
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phil does keep an axe around the house, it works
 
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Drip Feed said:

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"We dont share stuff because i was told by her that she dont want to be made to look a fool"
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Oh my god Phil is still fucking salty the next day about an 11 year old girl calling him an idiot.

I still don't understand how Phil's story makes any sense at all. He claims to have paid his tax attorney 'thousands and thousands of dollars', for what? How did 10 to 20 billable hours get racked up when all that was happening was the state was assessing his business tax backtaxes? His tax attorney wasn't doing that, the state was.

Then he claims his January payment was 'thousands and thousands of dollars', that payment was for his 2017 business tax. The highest B&O rate in the state is 1.5% so for the payment to be above $2K he would have had to make at least $134K in 2017! Why the fuck would anyone give someone who blew through in excess of $134K in one year money to pay their federal tax liability on that money? Why would he need donations to pay his quarterly federal tax liability when that money should just be taken directly from his earnings? Phil seems to cry poor at anything less than $8K per month coming in. He must have incredible amounts of debt for any of this to make sense.
 
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johnny5150 said:
when he was giving out parenting advice, it sounds like he is still bitter over that one toy his parents never bought for him.
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Phil says: "Parents are like, I'm so stressed and have no money. So what do they do? Buy their kid a high speed gaming pc and every console so they don't have to parent them."

No, when normal people have money worries they don't buy video games. That's something Phil does.

"There are 5 to 13 year old kids with 4k tv's and gaming computers! I never had that!"

Wow. You didn't have a 4k tv or a high speed gaming computer in 1987-95? because they didn't exist maybe?
 
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Prince Lotor said:
Oh my god Phil is still fucking salty the next day about an 11 year old girl calling him an idiot.
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She called him an idiot because he is one, but she also helped him with the question he asked. And that little bitch Phil is still salty about it.
 
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The KING has spoken..............................


BUT BUT Phil............the clip was taken directly from the RAW FOOTAGE, UNCUT, you moron

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Why does he act like people are going to crucify his gurlfrend? If she's a cunt she'll get treated like a cunt. If she's lovely then she won't. Maybe she's a cunt? He gets treated how he treats people, it's the golden rule.

I've personally seen bionich00t ride his dick in chat, what a lovely way to treat someone who could be the next great whale. Just answer his question like a man instead of crying like a little bitch-made. Maybe you should stop being a jerk.

All I heard during the parenting advice was "waaah waaah, my childhood was so bahd doood, I only got gaming stuff when I was a teen. My parents are totally detractors dood".

You can tell what kind of child he was, spoiled rotten with a sense of entitlement the likes of which could probably topple Paris Hilton in her hey-day.

He doesn't understand times have changed. Who gives a fuck what he had as a child. Nowadays the internet is essentially a right not a privilege anymore.
 
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Ratko_Falco said:
Oh the irony with that tweet...
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You know what's more pathetic and ironic? Phil's brainless immature retarded fans, look at this guy............

"Making livelihood out of Phil"?

Has he ever seen any detractor content creaters beg people to watch their video, or setup Patreon so that they can pay their bills every month while continuing to produce high quality video laughing at this human garbage Phillip "Burn-in-hell" Burnell?

The irony is real

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Bryan Dunn said:
I just watched @David Davidson new vid on his sub conspiracy. has @EddyB43 or someone broken down how much money he has supposedly lost due to him plateauing on Twitchtv?
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I wouldn't really call it 'lost' money. If I think you are entertaining and I give you $5 and you think, 'Maybe they'll give me $5 next month too,' and I don't, you didn't really lose any money; but it looks like he went from 556 subs to 416, that's 140 less, and he gets $2.50 a sub so he's currently expecting $350 less income in two months basically, assuming all those were the lowest tier of sub.
 
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Wasn't the SoK's big thing that they didn't monetise videos?

I've been thinking about this Soulmaid thing when I'm sure it's because their hasty relationship is on the rocks (optimistic) or that she put her foot down about ever being related to his stuff.

I think she gave him a ultimatum that if they were gonna stay together he better keep her the fuck off the internet. No videos, no selfies, and don't even talk about me.

Considering she can surely hear everything he says in ''the office' is probably why he's so evasive and won't talk about it.

The reason I think it's her telling him to back off is because if it had been due to something like trolls following her YouTube channel and such you KNOW Phil would mention it specifically. But he simply stopped talking about her, which is what he does every time he's wrong.
 
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N0thingICanDo said:
The KING has spoken..............................


BUT BUT Phil............the clip was taken directly from the RAW FOOTAGE, UNCUT, you moron

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Good lord. That clip is what it is lol. It's Phil talking about bitch smacking an 11 year old ("I would if this was in real life). That's all it is to it. The clips get less and less edited by the day because you don't need to chop Phil up into sound bytes. Run the tape and it speaks for itself lol. If he wanted people to watch it in it "Raw, unedited form" then his punk ass should enable archiving. He uploaded the clip to youtube for fucks sake.
 
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DiabeticSP said:
Y'all need to rein in the conspiracy theories some.

Whatever actually happens with Phil is more fun than the plots people come up with for him.

Just like how brownie gate fake gf turned into what it did.

I imagine Kat is around. I imagine she's not as competent at being Phil's babysitter as Leanna was after 5 years.

I think she put her foot down about being involved in his social media. Which was the original story he told us about her before it changed to her helping out. So I'm sure that's where the truth is.

I'd be very surprised if she's bailed already. Though I do imagine the 'romance' has cooled off considerably.

If we don't get some baked goods on Instagram by the end of the month then we can ramp up the autism.

Edit: How the fuck do I read Instagram timelines? Either way he used 'we' during his hilariously weird tv screen cap shit he does. So at the very least she's present watching movies at 4am.
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I agree with this, its very obvious that she's still there from the home cooked meals. When Phil had to make boil in the bag pasta one time he did a thirty minute prestream crying about how difficult it was and how hard his life is. There's no way he made the food he instagrammed because it is too high quality for him. And its not very high quality to begin with. I did like when Tevin made a video asking where Kat is and then on that day DSP instaspammed a photo with Kat's body in it at the side. I think the fact he only showed her body shows that she's told him she doesn't want anything to do with online stuff, which is what he said when he initially announced his girlfriend. I don't think he was happy about it either with all the salt he got at Kat questions.

Now he's answering Kat questions normally again, well as normal as you can get with him, he only talks about what she cooked, if she's cleaning, and how long it is she's gonna get a job. But that's all he's ever talked about regarding Kat.
 
I watched a bit of Phil play Getting Over It in one of the compilations someone uploaded and man he really wasted an opportunity there. Not once as far as I saw did he ever acknowledge the voice over saying soothing and encouraging things, all he was doing was whining about the controls.

I didn't really follow the game when it was popular, but from what I saw it seemed to be like a Philosophical type of game. He could have had a whole thing where he talks to chat about the struggles he's been through and how he will "rise above it" or whatever, I'm sure his fans would have liked that and it would have been good interaction.

But nah, he'll just whine and complain about shit controls and no checkpoints like a bitch and miss the point entirely. This is the perfect example of his garbage content and why his subs are dropping.
 
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