DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[N0thingICanDo]

I need that money I really do I need that money, to pay mah bills

https://thekingofhate.com/forums/topic/2960-dsps-twitch-return-chat-emotesfanart/?page=16

 

[AnOminous]

pity. Would be quite accurate for the King of Hate

King of Grease.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

King of Grease.

I prefer king of bald mountain but that's just me

 

[Accoutrement]

More cringy Tee-spring garbage merchandise

Is that a bald spot on DSP's head on the middle shirt there?


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Sega should sue Phil for infringing on their artwork copywrite. He even states that it's Sonic.

Phil turned the webcam on but didn't realize it was pointing at manboobs

Took 5 minutes of stream shouting at him "TITTY STREAMERS" before he realized and re-adjusted the cam

"I'm not a children's entertainer"

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I legit thought that was a woman at first.

 

[rizlajizzla]

Oh, and lest we forget, our cadre of Culinary Connoisseurs

It's one of those bizarre excuses that deserve an entire day devoted to it. I remember once he took a day off to get photos developed

I know, right? Every cunt on here seems to have a 11/10 wife lovingly preparing them plates of fine cuisine and pussy every night while they save the motherfucking princess, but ok.

Although, I felt like shit last night thinking how I ought to get a guy in to hang the new TV I need. On the one hand, obviously, that shit is valuable, but on the other, finding anything in myself that is Phil-like gives me the vapors.

 

[Prince Lotor]

I don't understand why people want him banned. When they're devoting so much time to it, what the hell are they going to do if/when he actually does get banned? Personally, I just like sticking along for the ride and seeing what he'll do next...

I not interested in him getting shutdown, I just hope to one day see video footage of Phil in a McDonald's uniform behind the cash register spurging the fuck out at his manager because the goddamn pictograms on the buttons are too hard for him to ring up an order with. I don't think people should stir the turd, but I hope my dream comes true someday

 

[PieceofShet]

Ananas head wants dsp to put effort into his gameplay.
DSP: NOPE
http://archive.is/cFUcd
https://thekingofhate.com/forums/topic/4244-new-gameplay-idea-role-playing-streams/

 

[rizlajizzla]

I think the only crime was that he walked away and turned off his mic. He should've said that shit straight up.

Am not quite with you, fearless leader. Saying, oh, Phil is a cunt, ack ack ack, look at him go is fun, and actually getting your knickers in a froth is taking it too far, but threatening to pimp slap actual children, to their face or not, is kind of a bit not okay. Has he done worse? Probably. Well, almost certainly, but threatening to pimp slap an actual child is not something to be addressed in degrees. Will he do worse in the future, oh, fuck yes. Do I care deep in the cockles of my bitter heart, nah.

It kind of would be like if a, say, national leader said he would run into an active shooter event, when everycunt knows they would immediately get explosive diarrhea and go hide in Florida. Yeah, I went there bitches.

It's a shower of cunts.

 

[neger psykolog]

Ananas head wants dsp to put effort into his gameplay.
DSP: NOPE
http://archive.is/cFUcd
https://thekingofhate.com/forums/topic/4244-new-gameplay-idea-role-playing-streams/

oh boy:

 

[Sparkletor]

Ananas head wants dsp to put effort into his gameplay.
DSP: NOPE
http://archive.is/cFUcd
https://thekingofhate.com/forums/topic/4244-new-gameplay-idea-role-playing-streams/

Bananahead: Phil I know you don't have any friends, but can you play pretend for me like other youtubers?

Amityville: Fuck you!

Phil: yeah idiot, fuck you!

Banana: Y u so mean 2 me

Phil: I'm not like other YouTubers

Banana; when I play GTA I obey traffic laws and pretend to go camping

Edit: his head is a pineapple I got distracted by foreigners calling it an ananas

 

[Phalanx]

Why when referencing his archived videos does he say they're "live" on YouTube? Does Phil not know what live means?

You can watch yesterday's stream live on DSPgaming!

How can I watch his 2011 Heavy Rain playthrough live?

Edit to add: Phil needs 550 subs for his rage-a-thon. Here's a cheat for Phil's fans how to get it for free. DON'T GIVE PHIL ANY TIPS CHEERS OR SUBS.

Thankfully that shits not happening anytime soon.

Ananas head wants dsp to put effort into his gameplay.
DSP: NOPE
http://archive.is/cFUcd
https://thekingofhate.com/forums/topic/4244-new-gameplay-idea-role-playing-streams/

Jesus even his fans are realising his content is old and not changed in 8 years. His week in preview this week is autistic as fuck I am 5 minutes in and want to kill myself. What is his deal with revisiting games from 8 fucking years ago. As we have discussed Phil in 2018 is obsessed with rewriting his history not realising the internet is forever. Very interestingly he misses out Kat on his day off. Also again calls his fanbase dumb for calling him out. "its like you want to kill yourself!" His week is shit btw

 

[Ching_Chong]

Am not quite with you, fearless leader. Saying, oh, Phil is a cunt, ack ack ack, look at him go is fun, and actually getting your knickers in a froth is taking it too far, but threatening to pimp slap actual children, to their face or not, is kind of a bit not okay. Has he done worse? Probably. Well, almost certainly, but threatening to pimp slap an actual child is not something to be addressed in degrees. Will he do worse in the future, oh, fuck yes. Do I care deep in the cockles of my bitter heart, nah.

It kind of would be like if a, say, national leader said he would run into an active shooter event, when everycunt knows they would immediately get explosive diarrhea and go hide in Florida. Yeah, I went there bitches.

It's a shower of cunts.

Him pretending to sexually get off while Clem performs first aid on herself in his TWD Season 2 playthrough is still pretty chilling.

 

[PieceofShet]

"creating"

 

[tarni]

I still can't get over his inability to PC master race. How do you play on a pc, recognize the superior experience and then go straight to blaming your peripherals? As if the PS4 would magically become a powerhouse with another TV attached.
This guy...

 

[chairgate]

"creating"

this is the same guy that baby sits youtube uploads so they don't fuck up and calls it part of his job.
yet uploads his videos out of order anyway...

 

[SurgicalSlinky]

New Twitch conduct rules come into effect today.

"Twitch will follow the actions of streamers and community even when they are not using the platform, and will look into any reports of toxicity or harrassment off-Twitch and on other online platforms such as social media.

“Our desire to moderate verifiable off-Twitch harassment stems from our belief that ignoring conduct when we are able to verify and attribute it to a Twitch account compromises one of our most important goals: every Twitch user can bring their whole authentic selves to the Twitch community without fear of harassment.”

Phil will have to be careful what he says on Twitter, etc now...

https://www.vg247.com/2018/03/05/ne...-conduct-dresscode-streamers-role-models/amp/

 

[Wurstbrot]

Kind of, yes. Who the fuck says that shit to an 11 year old? I'm not going to report him, since other people certainly are, but wtf dude? Grow up. A 35 year old man can't take some bants from an 11 year old?

The best part of it was how she still had the upper hand. Not only explaining to him where this teleport-thing is, while he just needs to look around, but after his tiny outrage she explained to him that he has to click this thing. And he was like: "Oooh.... (I didn't know that)". I wonder who of them should have the high-end-gaming PC.

New Twitch conduct rules come into effect today.

"Twitch will follow the actions of streamers and community even when they are not using the platform, and will look into any reports of toxicity or harrassment off-Twitch and on other online platforms such as social media.

“Our desire to moderate verifiable off-Twitch harassment stems from our belief that ignoring conduct when we are able to verify and attribute it to a Twitch account compromises one of our most important goals: every Twitch user can bring their whole authentic selves to the Twitch community without fear of harassment.”

Phil will have to be careful what he says on Twitter, etc now...

https://www.vg247.com/2018/03/05/ne...-conduct-dresscode-streamers-role-models/amp/

"RIP.
Here lies Phil.
We are aware of the double meaning."

I know Phil won't fall that easily. His downfall is predicted like doomsday since ancient times and each year it seems this is the year everything burns. But it won't. But it feels like it, doesn't it? Maybe his career on Twitch will end but this won't stop the unstoppable Captain Legacy.

 

[JamFlowMan]

"All tips received starting now will go 100% to my taxes and keeping this amazing home I broadcast out of every single day!"

 

[OneDaySon]

I don't understand why people want him banned. When they're devoting so much time to it, what the hell are they going to do if/when he actually does get banned? Personally, I just like sticking along for the ride and seeing what he'll do next...

It also lowers his chance of being banned. There are people, most of them not here but on twitter and stuff who will go absolutely up in arms with everything Phil does on Twitch. I mean they report, send emails, @ twitch support and twitch community and they're like "DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS STREAMER DARKSYDEPHIL HE VIEWER HIS FANS LOOK HERE'S A CLIP OF HIM CALLING HIS VIEWER A NO LIFE IDIOT GET HIM BANNED RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE CORRUPT" and I bet its gotten to the point where whenever Twitch gets something like this they just instantly disregard it, even if its a rule break. They'll just look at it and be like "Oh its one of those crazy guys reporting DSP again, disregard." If you look on twitter the sheer volume of people trying to take down DSP is pretty big. Almost on the daily there's around 20 or so people @ing some twitch account because DSP said Hi or whatever he did that day. So by constantly trying to take him down they're keeping him around longer, especially since he told a Twitch staffer about how people are false reporting him.

Not that I don't mind that his reports are disregarded, it keeps him around longer.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

It also lowers his chance of being banned. There are people, most of them not here but on twitter and stuff who will go absolutely up in arms with everything Phil does on Twitch. I mean they report, send emails, @ twitch support and twitch community and they're like "DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS STREAMER DARKSYDEPHIL HE VIEWER HIS FANS LOOK HERE'S A CLIP OF HIM CALLING HIS VIEWER A NO LIFE IDIOT GET HIM BANNED RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE CORRUPT" and I bet its gotten to the point where whenever Twitch gets something like this they just instantly disregard it, even if its a rule break. They'll just look at it and be like "Oh its one of those crazy guys reporting DSP again, disregard." If you look on twitter the sheer volume of people trying to take down DSP is pretty big. Almost on the daily there's around 20 or so people @ing some twitch account because DSP said Hi or whatever he did that day. So by constantly trying to take him down they're keeping him around longer, especially since he told a Twitch staffer about how people are false reporting him.

Not that I don't mind that his reports are disregarded, it keeps him around longer.

and ensures the slow burn of dsp's downfall continues to go on for just a little bit longer. Guess Phil needs the detractors as much as they need him.

Honestly makes me wonder what will happen when Phil's ride finally ends. He's been a mainstay cow for so long and hasn't become boring like CWC that it honestly makes you wonder what Phil's end as a lolcow will be like