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tarni said:
I still can't get over his inability to PC master race. How do you play on a pc, recognize the superior experience and then go straight to blaming your peripherals? As if the PS4 would magically become a powerhouse with another TV attached.
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He bitched about his hand being red and swollen and numb after 2 hours of playing Getting Over It. Can’t make this shit up.
 
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BallBuster said:
He bitched about his hand being red and swollen and numb after 2 hours of playing Getting Over It. Can’t make this shit up.
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Kat is not his soulmaid, she is his nurse, given how fragile and sensitive his body is, his doctors decided he needed a live in nurse to look after him.
 
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BallBuster said:
He bitched about his hand being red and swollen and numb after 2 hours of playing Getting Over It. Can’t make this shit up.
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IDK about anyone here, but if my hand got red or swollen nevermind both I would get down the doctor asap. That sounds like it's worth a trip to the doctor.

"Hey dr I moved my arm in a circle for a few minutes and it's red and swollen."

Unless he's just bullshitting again, I know what my money's on.
 
just posting some caps from the late night gin-induced spergout re: getting triggered by a kid in vr chat.

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i wonder if he's sleeping on the couch for this tonight.
 
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samovski said:
IDK about anyone here, but if my hand got red or swollen nevermind both I would get down the doctor asap. That sounds like it's worth a trip to the doctor.

"Hey dr I moved my arm in a circle for a few minutes and it's red and swollen."

Unless he's just bullshitting again, I know what my money's on.
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Doubt it was anything and he was just being over sensitive and was hunting a excuse to quit and get pity!
 
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BoingBoingBoi said:
just posting some caps from the late night gin-induced spergout re: getting triggered by a kid in vr chat.

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"insulted repeatedly" = "right behind you idiot, you could have looked around."

"nothing but polite" = "youre rude, your parents bought you a gaming PC, what's wrong with this picture?"

"non-threatening, indirect joke" = "I would pimp slap the shit out of that kid if they talked to me like that IRL. I'd punch them."
 
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BoingBoingBoi said:
just posting some caps from the late night gin-induced spergout re: getting triggered by a kid in vr chat.

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Yet if someone made the same "joke" about him he'd be crying saying they were gonna jump him irl, desperate to make out like he's a victim of violent detractors. When it's him talking about an actual child it's just a joke.
 
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BoingBoingBoi said:
just posting some caps from the late night gin-induced spergout re: getting triggered by a kid in vr chat.

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it's hard to believe that one comment from one preteen girl can make one FULLY GROWN ADULT MAN just rage in pure fury

if i wasn't tired i would just make "the virgin dsp vs. the chad 11 year old"
 
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  • People make TIHYDP videos meant to showcase how bad he was a certain game = These people are legitimately "mentally ill", might show up at Phil's house one day and "try to murder" him, or are only doing it for money/fame.

  • Phil says he'll physically harm an eleven year old girl after she calls him an idiot = Phil spergs out about how it was a joke and that people shouldn't take what he says literally.

So it's okay for Phil to assume people's mental stability/future actions/motives for creating content, and straight-up put words in their mouths, but when people just don't like Phil joking about hurting a child, it's bad? WAT. Does he even get why people were upset over this? It's not that he'll actually find this kid and harm her, it's that he's 35 fucking years old and thought to make a joke in bad taste about it, because he got slammed by a child, and wanted to come out on top.
 
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Jmboote said:
  • People make TIHYDP videos meant to showcase how bad he was a certain game = These people are legitimately "mentally ill", might show up at Phil's house one day and "try to murder" him, or are only doing it for money/fame.
  • Phil says he'll physically harm an eleven year old girl after she calls him an idiot = Phil spergs out about how it was a joke and that people shouldn't take what he says literally.

So it's okay for Phil to assume people's mental stability/future actions/motives for creating content, and straight-up put words in their mouths, but when people just don't like Phil joking about hurting a child, it's bad? WAT. Does he even get why people were upset over this? It's not that he'll actually find this kid and harm her, it's that he's 35 fucking years old and thought to make a joke in bad taste about it, because he got slammed by a child, and wanted to come out on top.
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Its more amazing that this is such a big thing, mainly because DSP never does "actual" multiplayer with voice and no restrictions. 11 year old screechy kids are normal in all games. Phil just hasn't ever encountered one in so long that he can't even keep his composure and be sensible (or at least laugh it off properly)
 
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Jmboote said:
  • People make TIHYDP videos meant to showcase how bad he was a certain game = These people are legitimately "mentally ill", might show up at Phil's house one day and "try to murder" him, or are only doing it for money/fame.
  • Phil says he'll physically harm an eleven year old girl after she calls him an idiot = Phil spergs out about how it was a joke and that people shouldn't take what he says literally.
So it's okay for Phil to assume people's mental stability/future actions/motives for creating content, and straight-up put words in their mouths, but when people just don't like Phil joking about hurting a child, it's bad? WAT. Does he even get why people were upset over this? It's not that he'll actually find this kid and harm her, it's that he's 35 fucking years old and thought to make a joke in bad taste about it, because he got slammed by a child, and wanted to come out on top.
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I some times find myself wondering if he really understands what he is saying and/or the results of it, you can't just be that bad at damage control if you understand why it happened!
 
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BoingBoingBoi said:
just posting some caps from the late night gin-induced spergout re: getting triggered by a kid in vr chat.

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i wonder if he's sleeping on the couch for this tonight.
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All of this just stems from how insecure Phil is in his manhood.

A regular person in the, "an 11 year-old called me an idiot, once" situation would maybe just call them a kid nasty later and move on. Not Phil of course. He feels so emasculated by anyone who says anything mean to him. His twitter is a prime example of this. Instead of ignoring them, like a grown adult, anyone who says anything remotely negative about him is responded to with an overly aggressive tone to give off the impression that Phil isn't taking that "lying down" and then blocked to look like he got the better of that exchange.
The kid was no different. Doesn't matter what age you are, you have the ability to trigger Phil and knock him down a peg. He felt so belittled by this young girl that he HAD to make up for it saying that if any kid, someone elses or his own, spoke to him like that he'd be a "man" and smack the shit out of them. Cause DarksydePhil is the realest motherfucker. He's a man's man. He's EARNED his manhood and no one gets away with suggesting otherwise, physically unharmed, in real life.

I think those giant man tits may be starting to manufacture their own estrogen. lol
 
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neger psykolog said:
Its more amazing that this is such a big thing, mainly because DSP never does "actual" multiplayer with voice and no restrictions. 11 year old screechy kids are normal in all games. Phil just hasn't ever encountered one in so long that he can't even keep his composure and be sensible (or at least laugh it off properly)
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This also applies to real-life. Power-level time here, but from experience at working at a school, bitchy kids are not exactly rare. His actions show just how much of a hermit he is, both online and in real life.
 
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