DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[PieceofShet]

feelsbadman

I think Phil has 25,000 followers on tweet and he blocked 35,000 others


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Well... he managed to get him answer his tweet...

 

[Wurstbrot]

"If I win, it was fun and I'm such a great player, but if I lose, it's the connection's fault doooooode the other guys must be using dial-ups or pulled a lag switch or there's NO WAY i'd die Ackackack"

(Took the headset off and distant voice)"Kat can you stop watching youtube to learn how to cook while still playing overwatch? It lags the internet of the house you worthless human"

(Put the headset on) "Alright guys...........Oh? The mic was on? The mic was on the whole time eh? HuhLLO" (Rocking back and forth nervously)

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Wanted to post the same Tweets. I should read more Twitter on DSP. Sometimes it's :autism: as finch, sometimes near to
Nolan's Tweet is also very good. Priorities!

Then I will add in a bonus hilarity (partly known):

Spoiler

Of course this is not Tweet-Retweet-Thread, just wanted to finish what I started.

 

[PieceofShet]

I never seen this picture of him, ever.
Wish I could crop around and put it on a transparent background so i can use it as an emote wink wink

 

[Drip Feed]

I never seen this picture of him, ever.
Wish I could crop around and put it on a transparent background so i can use it as an emote wink wink

Spoiler: phiiil

So since the new TOS is in play, if people start throwing them videos to twitch, is it now going to cause an issue? since twitch gave people like a month to delete crap from their past thats deemed offensive to the TOS.

 

[neger psykolog]

So since the new TOS is in play, if people start throwing them videos to twitch, is it now going to cause an issue? since twitch gave people like a month to delete crap from their past thats deemed offensive to the TOS.

No. I believe they'll only have issue if the offending videos are still hosted on their service. Its basically a fresh start, so they're not going to actively punish people for previous infringements (unless a particularly offending video comes up) and by removing the videos from Twitch itself you'd technically be safe.

 

[DudeAbides]

Not sure if this has been posted, but here's a relatively brief and pretty spot-on summary of Phil's history in the FGC, and the antics that took place during his time as part of it. Just popped up as a related video.

I never knew about the guy he dared to a fight , then got scared shitless and was like ...lets call it off and do DX style crotch chops. The video sums up what caused his downfall with EVO and all. The ego caused a lot of his problems.

 

[neger psykolog]

I never knew about the guy he dared to a fight , then got scared shitless and was like ...lets call it off and do DX style crotch chops. The video sums up what caused his downfall with EVO and all. The ego caused a lot of his problems.

Yeah its pretty much the best collection I've seen so far of pre-YouTube DSP. There's always been speculation that his attitude was the results of da detractors and trolls but there is clear evidence that he was a shit head far before YouTube.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Out of curiosity can anyone explain to me or think up of any possible reasons Twitch would forbid fundraising on their site but carve out an exception for shilling for competitor credits like Phil claims they do? If they don't want to have the site turn into one massive begathon what sense does it make to ban their own method to funnel money but give free reign to other ways that put money through other companies? If anything wouldn't they allow only their products and ban everything else?

It has something to do with the legality of bits. Even though cheers have a value attached to them you are not supposed to talk about them like they are a form of money. So Twitch didn't really care about the begging, they just cared Phil was saying stuff like "give me bits to pay my taxes." I haven't looked really deep into this so someone can correct or expand on what I said if they have more details.

 

[Plumbaby]

Salty Mod want Dsp vs Tevin boxing match:

Edit: he is now CHEER LEADER

..cripes

 

[neger psykolog]

Out of curiosity can anyone explain to me or think up of any possible reasons Twitch would forbid fundraising on their site but carve out an exception for shilling for competitor credits like Phil claims they do? If they don't want to have the site turn into one massive begathon what sense does it make to ban their own method to funnel money but give free reign to other ways that put money through other companies? If anything wouldn't they allow only their products and ban everything else?

It has something to do with the legality of bits. Even though cheers have a value attached to them you are not supposed to talk about them like they are a form of money. So Twitch didn't really care about the begging, they just cared Phil was saying stuff like "give me bits to pay my taxes." I haven't looked really deep into this so someone can correct or expand on what I said if they have more details.

I made a post discussing it here:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darks...n-february-26-2018.39938/page-18#post-3099247

 

[rizlajizzla]

It's about to hit peak sperg in my mind:

I need some education. Is there a way Phil can be withholding Kat Kahntent until he can set up some kind of double premium way to make people pay loads extra to access the videos that include her, after building up all this doubt about where the fuck she is? I don't know how Twitch fucking works, I am happy to straight up admit that. I know roughly how patreon goes, but no idea if the idea is feasible.

Problem no. 1 with this conjecture is that it requires Phail to process the concept of delayed gratification, but maybe it was her idea.

I was also locked in rapt fascination as he held forth on good parenting in a recent clip. He was never bitching that kids should be protected from the effects of electronics and shit, he was just appalled at spending money on your own children, or basically, anyone having had anything he didn't have equates to shitty parenting. If I thought he could get it up I would be appalled at the idea of him as a parent.

 

[PieceofShet]

It's about to hit peak sperg in my mind:

I need some education. Is there a way Phil can be withholding Kat Kahntent until he can set up some kind of double premium way to make people pay loads extra to access the videos that include her, after building up all this doubt about where the fuck she is? I don't know how Twitch fucking works, I am happy to straight up admit that. I know roughly how patreon goes, but no idea if the idea is feasible.

Problem no. 1 with this conjecture is that it requires Phail to process the concept of delayed gratification, but maybe it was her idea.

I was also locked in rapt fascination as he held forth on good parenting in a recent clip. He was never bitching that kids should be protected from the effects of electronics and shit, he was just appalled at spending money on your own children, or basically, anyone having had anything he didn't have equates to shitty parenting. If I thought he could get it up I would be appalled at the idea of him as a parent.

No. You give too much credit to dsp.

 

[neger psykolog]

No. You give too much credit to dsp.

Not only that her non existent YouTube and Twitch were found ages ago. People know what she's like so there is very little mystery besides knowing how they talk to each other in person.

 

[rizlajizzla]

No. You give too much credit to dsp.

Uggggh. Fair. Hope springs eternal, etc.

Not only that her non existent YouTube and Twitch were found ages ago. People know what she's like so there is very little mystery besides knowing how they talk to each other in person.

But would his participants pay especially to see them interact, or is the jelly that she gets to pass the night in his warm, fetid arms too great for them to ever accept, by which I mean participate with, by which I mean pay her?

 

[Sparkletor]

But would his participants pay especially to see them interact, or is the jelly that she gets to pass the night in his warm, fetid arms too great for them to ever accept, by which I mean participate with, by which I mean pay her?

Phil has talked about this before. He won't put his vids behind a paywall because he knows that detractors will just pay the $5, get the video, and post and mirror it everywhere so nobody has to pay Phil.

 

[PieceofShet]

My theory is that she indeed dont wanna do anything online, its already pretty embarrassing being with the goutlord... anyway... before the move, I think dsp was hoping she will change her mind, but nope. She always says no.
I doubt they will do The Way Out in coop, everytime they ask him about it he doesnt answer, says she needs to look the game up blabla. Also, it took him a few minutes to cancel the Cooking with the Dog second subgoal.

 

[James Smith]

Based on his commments it sounds like he's repeatedly asked her to do coop stuff with him. I'd guess she keeps saying no.

 

[Prince Lotor]

I'll chip in to the autistic forensic analysis of his plate and say the pill off to the side looks like a regular ibuprofen pill. He probably got a few aches and pains from being inactive/overweight and sprung for some Motrin (Ibuprofen).

I think you're right. Poor liitle Philliam is probably on an ibuprofen regimen for his swollen, numb, red hand following his 2 hours of using a mouse during his 'shit on his fans for picking games he offered as options' marathon
So Nurse Kat just put his next dose with his dinner for him.

 

[ForTheHoard]

I never seen this picture of him, ever.
Wish I could crop around and put it on a transparent background so i can use it as an emote wink wink

Respect the amount of time that went into this.

 

[neger psykolog]

I think you're right. Poor liitle Philliam is probably on an ibuprofen regimen for his swollen, numb, red hand following his 2 hours of using a mouse during his 'shit on his fans for picking games he offered as options' marathon
So Nurse Kat just put his next dose with his dinner for him.

I wonder if he takes ibuprofen daily to stop da gin hangovers? I remember writing it about it many hundreds of pages ago as its a super effective hangover treatment and prevention (if you take it before drinking)

However, taking it on a daily basis is pretty bad for your body.

https://overrustlelogs.net/Darksydephil chatlog/January 2018/2018-01-30


(NSAID = Non-steroidal Anti-Inflammatory Drugs which are used for pain/fever/inflammation)

Aleve is a similar drug to Ibuprofen however is more expensive (its still a different drug though).

The tablet sitting on the table really looks like an Ibuprofen tablet. Its hard to be exactly sure, but its probably an 800mg tablet (again very difficult to know because Ibuprofen is a medication manufactured by thousands of different companies)