ELPRESADOR vs DSP - internet old folks battling it out over the virtual honor of an 11 year old girl.

neger psykolog said:
I'm not so sure. He has always seemed to have extraordinarily terrible self control over who he reacts to.
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I’m working under the assumption his inside guy at twitch told him to stop responding to stuff or get banned.

Twitch doesn’t seem to care who said what first any more. If you shittalk you’re at risk.

It is DSP though. He could very well melt down on today’s prestream and get strike two. Stranger things have been known to happen in his little universe. I think he’s too scared of losing everything though.

Edit: I’m also assuming his contact isn’t noreply@twitch.tv
 
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gobbogobb said:
I’m working under the assumption his inside guy at twitch told him to stop responding to stuff or get banned.

Twitch doesn’t seem to care who said what first any more. If you shittalk you’re at risk.

It is DSP though. He could very well melt down on today’s prestream and get strike two. Stranger things have been known to happen in his little universe. I think he’s too scared of losing everything though.

Edit: I’m also assuming his contact isn’t noreply@twitch.tv
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I'm fairly sure that prior to his Christmas begathon he specifically said that he contacted his "person" at twitch to make sure the fundraiser was ok to do. I can't remember the specific date but I remember him saying something like that.

Anyway, as I mentioned in the megathread DSP is 8% as popular as the 100th most popular streamer on Twitch. He's not even a small speck for them to overly care about. Anything he says about a "direct contact" is bullshit, he is getting the same treatment as any other streamer.

New comment from ELPRESADOR on his most recent upload:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI-eoI1HRas
 
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neger psykolog said:
I'm fairly sure that prior to his Christmas begathon he specifically said that he contacted his "person" at twitch to make sure the fundraiser was ok to do. I can't remember the specific date but I remember him saying something like that.

Anyway, as I mentioned in the megathread DSP is 8% as popular as the 100th most popular streamer on Twitch. He's not even a small speck for them to overly care about. Anything he says about a "direct contact" is bullshit, he is getting the same treatment as any other streamer.
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Direct contact = "You have been issued an infraction. If you need any clarification on the expectations we have for users of our site, feel free to reach out."
 
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I do believe he spoke to a real person. That person probably deals with 100’s if not thousands of streamers and gives no thought to DSP outside of whatever was in his support ticket.

Basically what saopqueen said
 
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MarissaXD said:
El Presador's almost a Lolcow himself. But we've seen DSP battle other lolcows before... Especially LowTierGod.
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He seems like the type to get really mad about nothing in particular when he's trying to explain to everybody how putting glass packs on his Charger increased the hp.

I worry that this guy doesn't have the brain power to really get under Phil's skin and get a really good reaction out of him, but here's hoping.
 
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Pablo Birmingham said:
He seems like the type to get really mad about nothing in particular when he's trying to explain to everybody how putting glass packs on his Charger increased the hp.

I worry that this guy doesn't have the brain power to really get under Phil's skin and get a really good reaction out of him, but here's hoping.
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This.

I'm guessing this dude is just going to keep bombing Phil with drama in the hopes that something sticks. I don't think it'll work as effectively, it will just land him on a Phil tweet a couple times and a few mentions in a weeks worth of prestreams.
 
PoopMagnet said:
This.

I'm guessing this dude is just going to keep bombing Phil with drama in the hopes that something sticks. I don't think it'll work as effectively, it will just land him on a Phil tweet a couple times and a few mentions in a weeks worth of prestreams.
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You’re underestimating the exceptionalism of Phil’s fans being unable to not bring up this kind of drama on an hourly basis in his stream chat.
 
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Holy shit, I completely forgot about ELPRESADOR until this happened.
 
Dr.Chill said:
I can see the news headlines now. "Special Needs Man Dies In The Woods"

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Shouldn't that technically be "arboricide"?

gobbogobb said:
Edit: I’m also assuming his contact isn’t noreply@twitch.tv
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Knowing Phil, I wouldn't be surprised if that totally is his "contact". He's likely just been in contact with some hapless representative from the customer service team or whatever, which he's now passing off as a special contact so his exceptional fans think he's special.

MarissaXD said:
El Presador's almost a Lolcow himself. But we've seen DSP battle other lolcows before... Especially LowTierGod.
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I don't know the details of every single interaction but if I remember correctly, Phil even came out on top on a few occasions.
 
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NiggoPls said:
Knowing Phil, I wouldn't be surprised if that totally is his "contact". He's likely just been in contact with some hapless representative from the customer service team or whatever, which he's now passing off as a special contact so his exceptional fans think he's special.
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"Okay doods, I'm in contact with "Nore Ply" from Twitch and he says I'm untouchable."

Pablo Birmingham said:
I worry that this guy doesn't have the brain power to really get under Phil's skin and get a really good reaction out of him, but here's hoping.
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Agreed. But I give him that he apparently creates the position of the "common normal man who laughs at desperate internet losers" (or something like that he said in his first video, don't take it as a real quote). It feels like this has some impact or maybe I'm just easy to intimidate. You can see at it like this:
A group of internet people exist in the same internet bubble and react accordingly to the experiences in the same bubble. If you are too long in the bubble you can only see this bubble. An outsider evaluates this bubble with different eyes, it feels more objective, bound to the real world - íf this makes sense.

Yes, El Presador also creates internet khantent but his are also more bound to real life events (sports, movies, actors, cats, making food... just stuff that happens around him) so I don't dismiss him as just a barbaric idiot. His opinion shouldn't be dismissed easily.

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New ELPRESADOR video "Taxes people LMAO":

EDIT: noticed this was already posted earlier. This one includes a backup and I've also added it to the OP.
 

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Maximum truth, minumum bullshit - the realest motherfucker on the internet decided to go silent about it. Phil knows that there is nothing to win here, if he engages into a bitch fight he will lose just for participating. You have seen how easy an 11 year old can talk down Phil, what treatment can DSP except from a guy like El Presador?

No, it's easier for him to stay in his hugbox and declaring himself the winner, even though his abysmal behaviour against an 11 year old girl started it. Just to show that his "job" is serious business he now calls for youtube officials to get rid of El Presador.
 
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Drip Feed said:

Bit of a bitesized roundup of phils response to all this:
"I have a life" got me.
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>I have a life
>Goes on to explain how his life would be if his life was all drama and streaming
>Days actually consist of streaming, youtube, bitching on twitter and begging

Is DSP's self conscience becoming self aware while DSP is not catching on? He literally explained what his whole day consists off in his "what if" rant. I think he's a nutter.
 
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