Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Henry Bemis]

So Chris at one point believed that children in potentia exist inside their parents' bodies before being born. He's mentioned hanging around in Bob's testicles in Korea before, but so far, we haven't heard about his exciting adventures at Virginia Power in Barb's ovaries.

Is this more latent sexism, or unnecessarily more proof that Chris knows nothing of biology?

(Both.)

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Chris seems to believe that everything from language - making up words and expecting others to know what they mean - to technology - worrying that pirate copies of LBP will be produced for the HexBox - functions the same way as LEGO.

Just realized... Chris can make up words faster than Shakespeare, but never writes anything. Chris can't use Lego creatively at all, and spends all day every day building.

That's Chris: If he can do it, he won't. And if he can't do it, he'll never stop trying.

 

[Bridechu]

So Chris at one point believed that children in potentia exist inside their parents' bodies before being born. He's mentioned hanging around in Bob's testicles in Korea before, but so far, we haven't heard about his exciting adventures at Virginia Power in Barb's ovaries.

Is this more latent sexism, or unnecessarily more proof that Chris knows nothing of biology?

(Both.)

I'd say it's a symptom of cartoons. In so many series, sperm are shown as little versions of the dad's head with tails, and in his favourite Family Guy, Peter's sperm are actually fully formed and talking babies, just tiny. When one is born, it looks exactly like the sperm did but now regular baby sized. And he pays way more attention to Family Guy than any class he ever took.

 

[Muncie Anderson]

Yep, it was his final locker clean-out.

Getting back to this after a few days...

We all know how Chris feels about his high school years, even if it was nowhere near as blissful and wonderful as he's made it out to be. We also know that the Chandlers returned to Ruckersville just a couple of weeks after Chris graduated.

I wonder just how much of Chris' anguish over high school ending had to do with not wanting to return to Ruckersville at all. His mental gymnastics probably led him to believe that if he was allowed to stay in high school indefinitely post-graduation, then that means he got to keep on living with Bob in suburban Richmond while Barb filled up every available room at 14BC with junk because no one else was around to keep her company.

 

[TL 611]

Is there knowledge on when Chris was first put onto his tugboat?

 

[Henry Bemis]

Is there knowledge on when Chris was first put onto his tugboat?

Not a lot. The earliest know mention of it was in the Cole Smithey emails in March 2007, and he uses the term "monthly tugboat" like it ain't a thing, so it had to have been going on for a good while. If I had to guess, it would've been sometime between his firing from Wendy's and his suspension from PVCC, when Bob 'n' Barb realized that Chris's autism was not, in fact, going to go away, however much they could beg and plead and cry.

Another question about the tugboat is whether or not they know off the bat that they could use the tugboat for their own good via room-and-board payments.

 

[Artard]

I suspect that after the haircut incident, it's "I don't have to love her, but I have to respect her". He definitely doesn't enjoy obeying her (spooning, etc) and he seems to know that not everything she does is good for the household.

All I could think of during the haircut incident was the similar scene in Flowers In The Attic.

So Chris at one point believed that children in potentia exist inside their parents' bodies before being born. He's mentioned hanging around in Bob's testicles in Korea before, but so far, we haven't heard about his exciting adventures at Virginia Power in Barb's ovaries.

Is this more latent sexism, or unnecessarily more proof that Chris knows nothing of biology?

(Both.)

The notion of Chris in a late '90s Sex Education class (where they would have explained things like this) is the sort of high concept that Adam Sandler movies are made from. Pubes and hormones and yuck!!

 

[Frucheman]

How many TRUE and HONEST people (not made up identities (Clyde Cash) or trolls posing as real people (Billy Mays)) connected to Chris have the top rank Google search of their name that is unrelated to Chris/CWCki?

Spending only a few minutes on this task before I crashed into slumber I could only find two.
- Cole Smithey
- Wes Iseli (magic!)

Are there any others of note?
I'm also not counting those who are only known by nicknames or first name only.

 

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

Hey guys, so I've been following Chrischanian lore for some time now, and have even spoken with the legend himself. One thing remains confusing to me: the whole Kacey Saga. I've noticed some rather strange things in documents such as the recorded Father Call (a bizarre echo, unlike the common echo produced from feedback, which sounds like "Matt" repeating several things he said in a hushed tone.) Why were they calls even recorded in the first place? I also don't believe that the woman featured in the picture is in fact Kacey, and have my reservations about Kacey even being her real name. Unlike Jackie and some of the other real women in Christians' love quest, I have my doubts that Kacey didn't stage everything. Call me stupid, but the whole thing seems like kind of a waste of time. Definitely the worst saga.

 

[Doctor Duke]

you're going to go far here, my new friend

 

[Silver]

Hey guys, so I've been following Chrischanian lore for some time now, and have even spoken with the legend himself. One thing remains confusing to me: the whole Kacey Saga. I've noticed some rather strange things in documents such as the recorded Father Call (a bizarre echo, unlike the common echo produced from feedback, which sounds like "Matt" repeating several things he said in a hushed tone.) Why were they calls even recorded in the first place? I also don't believe that the woman featured in the picture is in fact Kacey, and have my reservations about Kacey even being her real name. Unlike Jackie and some of the other real women in Christians' love quest, I have my doubts that Kacey didn't stage everything. Call me stupid, but the whole thing seems like kind of a waste of time. Definitely the worst saga.

ok i'll be less of an asshole

king spook: you do realize everyone is a fucking troll right? what did you think these people were????

 

[Blueberry]

It's a conspiracy, King Spook.

 

[timtommy]

How many TRUE and HONEST people (not made up identities (Clyde Cash) or trolls posing as real people (Billy Mays)) connected to Chris have the top rank Google search of their name that is unrelated to Chris/CWCki?

Spending only a few minutes on this task before I crashed into slumber I could only find two.
- Cole Smithey
- Wes Iseli (magic!)

Are there any others of note?
I'm also not counting those who are only known by nicknames or first name only.

Remember that google uses previous searches to tailor your results. If you have searched a bunch of CWC related stuff, and then search something that has a page with that term on it on a CWC related site, the CWC related site will show up higher in your search rankings.

You have to account for this to properly do the search. Maybe by emptying your cache or opening up private browsing? I don't care enough to figure it out, tbh.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Remember that google uses previous searches to tailor your results. If you have searched a bunch of CWC related stuff, and then search something that has a page with that term on it on a CWC related site, the CWC related site will show up higher in your search rankings.

You have to account for this to properly do the search. Maybe by emptying your cache or opening up private browsing? I don't care enough to figure it out, tbh.

DuckDuckGo is a search engine that tried to operate without any tracking or other creepy juju. In searching for "Cole Smithey", the CWCki comes up at #4.

I do love that if you type "Cole Smithey" into DuckDuckGo, it autosuggests "Cole Smithey sucks".

 

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

ok i'll be less of an asshole

king spook: you do realize everyone is a fucking troll right? what did you think these people were????

That's a serious waste of time. lol I realized that 95 percent of the people chris talked to were trolls, but at the same time I feel the trolls should be exposed as well.

 

[Artard]

That's a serious waste of time. lol I realized that 95 percent of the people chris talked to were trolls, but at the same time I feel the trolls should be exposed as well.

Commissioner Gordon! Throw up the sign!

 

[Ryebread]

I don't really watch anime anymore, but the way Chris was raised (and still is today) kinda reminds me of a show that I watched years ago. I forgot the name of it, but there was this one guy (a scientist I think?) that kept this vampire girl caged up in a tower for over 30 years and when she was released, she had the mentallity of a child, played with toys, and went on a bloody rampage without remorse. She even raped a 14 year old.*

Now while Chris has yet to do something that horrible, he has the mental capacity of a twelve year old, has made several death threats (both with his videos and with the comics) and has a very apathetic view towards rape and sexual harassement. Chris was also treated like a sub-human by Barb in a certain sense and attempted to keep him from associating with the outside world. All in all, that one aspect of the cartoon is way too familiar to OPL for me to ignore.

*these crazy plot devices is one of the reasons I don't watch anime.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

You know that photo of the inside of the Game Place where everyone is looking at the camera, that was taken by Chris on that fateful day? Being there to witness that firsthand would've been something.

 

[Frucheman]

Remember that google uses previous searches to tailor your results. If you have searched a bunch of CWC related stuff, and then search something that has a page with that term on it on a CWC related site, the CWC related site will show up higher in your search rankings.

You have to account for this to properly do the search. Maybe by emptying your cache or opening up private browsing? I don't care enough to figure it out, tbh.

I was going to ask if this had an effect on the results, cheers.

Hey guys, so I've been following Chrischanian lore for some time now, and have even spoken with the legend himself. One thing remains confusing to me: the whole Kacey Saga. I've noticed some rather strange things in documents such as the recorded Father Call (a bizarre echo, unlike the common echo produced from feedback, which sounds like "Matt" repeating several things he said in a hushed tone.) Why were they calls even recorded in the first place? I also don't believe that the woman featured in the picture is in fact Kacey, and have my reservations about Kacey even being her real name. Unlike Jackie and some of the other real women in Christians' love quest, I have my doubts that Kacey didn't stage everything. Call me stupid, but the whole thing seems like kind of a waste of time. Definitely the worst saga.

The only thing we can confirm as TRUE and HONEST is a actor playing Kacey and a actor playing Kim did meet with Chris at the mall without a pickleman ready to save the day. Remember most everything Chris has experienced since becoming e-famous has just been a very low budget Truman Show.

 

[Silver]

That's a serious waste of time. lol I realized that 95 percent of the people chris talked to were trolls, but at the same time I feel the trolls should be exposed as well.

they are. the cwcki's just written in a way that writes about people as chris knew them. so kacey is Totally Not a Troll since she never claimed to be one to chris. same with kacey's dad.