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OfflineCyberBully said:
I thought that, too, when I discovered DSP last year. Now, I think he'll limp along until the very end. Even if he's evicted from his real adult house, he'll try and stream from a homeless shelter to beg for some pitybux. Unless he's banned from Twitch. If that happens, the end will slam into him like a brick wall since he doesn't make enough off of YT alone to keep his head above water. The weight of his debt will crush him.

Which begs the question, has he tried credit counseling? Loan consolidation and a reasonable repayment plan?
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Fuck no. That would require leaving his house, getting ahold of someone with the proper credentials, and swallowing his misguided pride. I’ve dealt with people this stupid and arrogant in somewhat similar situations. He’s not going to try to mitigate the issue until it’s too late to do anything.
 
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Yelling "get a job" is a pretty stupid way to troll, but I would be interested in watching if someone managed to get in a chat with him and started playing back a super cut of some audio from his cringiest moments for him to respond to.
 
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It makes me wish he'd do an honest interview with someone. Someone who won't resort to "HEY FAGGOT". Someone who'd ask him legit questions, make him talk about the shit he's said and done. I know it'll never happen but if he did shit like this might not happen. Someone who'd let him speak fairly but not take some shit answers. Shame this is the closest we get.

I would legitimately love to hear how Phil when presented with evidence he can't pretend to not see would respond.

Instead we get 2 specials throwing insults at each other like a bunch of toddlers.
 
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samovski said:
It makes me wish he'd do an honest interview with someone. Someone who won't resort to "HEY FAGGOT". Someone who'd ask him legit questions, make him talk about the shit he's said and done. I know it'll never happen but if he did shit like this might not happen. Someone who'd let him speak fairly but not take some shit answers. Shame this is the closest we get.

I would legitimately love to hear how Phil when presented with evidence he can't pretend to not see would respond.

Instead we get 2 specials throwing insults at each other like a bunch of toddlers.
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He is too pussy to do that. when asked in the past he said he would want 1 thousand dollars and also get the option ahead of time to omit from certain types of questions
 
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Remember, the one time a legitimate journalist tried to interview Phil in even a neutral light, Phil tried to spin the whole thing like the guy was totally on his side and called his detractors mentally ill. This of course blew up in his face when the guy had audio evidence that he said no such thing. It's no coincidence Phil hasn't been interviewed since then (also because he's steadily declined in relevance). Phil can suck a dick with his interview demands, he should be grateful anybody would want to talk to him.

 
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Here's a list of questions Phil would like to be asked in an interview:

  • Why are your haters so stupid?
  • How come your playthroughs are better than any other person on the web?
  • You have a long legacy, how many years have you been doing this?
  • Why is everyone jealous of you?
  • You always get the hottest women, what's your secret?
  • Why are the directors at YouTube so stupid?
  • Other than that one time you said Minecraft was a bad game, is there anything you've else you've ever been incorrect about?
  • How many times smarter are your fans as opposed to someone like Pewdiepie's?
  • I heard you used to play fighting games have you ever been in a tournament, and if so, where were you ranked among American players?
  • Lastly, how can we support your quality content to ensure you continue to provide us with daily entertainment out of your wonderful house?
 
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The trolling was admittedly weak, but I think it's fair to say that any sort of over-the-mic trolling is fairly predictable, both in terms of the insults people use, and Phil's response.

Every single time, they say their thing, then Phil does the following -

1. Repeat what they say in an exaggerated voice to make them seem stupid.
2. Laugh awkwardly.
3. Only shit-talk them after they stop, or after he mutes himself/leaves.

Yeah, it's funny to see him fail at banter, but Phil gets more shook when trolled during pre-stream/streams, because he can't just pack up and leave like he does when in a lobby, or something. He knows he has to stay on stream.
 
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Sparkletor said:
According to Phil if he can make it to May he'll be back to December/January numbers because that's when street fighter comes out and lots of new people want to see him play that.
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Oh whew! I thought he was in trouble for a moment there! Now he can just get put on a payment plan and when May hits (or I guess two months after?) He will be able to pay it off in full.

Phil has nothing to worry about now! His fans should rejoice and ease up on the dollary-doos because apparently a ton of paying customers are gonna flock to him in may, no reason to throw away their allowance.
 
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Phil used his sauce to make meatball subs with those burnt fucking meatballs.

Someone else can go back and check his prestream but he was pretty clear he made himself a sandwich.

You think he'd mention Kat trying it liking the sauce, but nah he had a meatball sub.

Phil don't cook for that bitch even when he does cook. That would go giving her ideas, apparently
 
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DiabeticSP said:
Phil used his sauce to make meatball subs with those burnt fucking meatballs.

Someone else can go back and check his prestream but he was pretty clear he made himself a sandwich.

You think he'd mention Kat trying it liking the sauce, but nah he had a meatball sub.

Phil don't cook for that bitch even when he does cook. That would go giving her ideas, apparently
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Maybe Kat refused to eat it because it looked like shit.
 
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Quan_Chi said:
Now when Phil says "everybody wants to see him play that" does he actually know the real reason why? It's not what he thinks it is.

And does "everyone" want to see him play it? Or is it "everybody" from his mind? And his 100 views per video.
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It's always "everybody" from his mind. Remember that 1 or 2 people translates into "alotta peepul" to him.
 
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N0thingICanDo said:
Meanwhile on twitter..................
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Monday Michiru said:
Anyone care to explain the hype of this sauce stream bullshit?
:stress:
Hey, guys, just an FYI. Today's stream is gonna start late, and I'm gonna be taking more breaks than normal. Why is that, you ask? Because I'm making a pot of sauce to be used for some of my favorite foods. No, I won't be making a recipe video, or doing any social eating, or reviewing the sauce, or anything remotely interesting or engaging like that. You might get a couple of photos of the process, and whatever food I make when it's done. Sauce cam? What's a sauce cam?

Be sure to donate today, so I can continue to do this full time and enjoy this shitty sauce that only benefits me! Not much for you. Just a shorter, lower-quality stream. And some instagram snaps! Cheers! GET HYPE!
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I noticed this from earlier, did he get criticized for not cooking for Kat on twitter, then immediately made an announcement a few hours later that he was making sauce?

(not sure if those line up, not sure where that second quote is from and it won't show where it was quoted from on pg@2666 Edit: able to get the image and text from the quote)
 
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