DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[JamFlowMan]

According to Phil if he can make it to May he'll be back to December/January numbers because that's when street fighter comes out and lots of new people want to see him play that.

He always says shit like this. Tell the viewers they just have to get through this rough patch and everything will be great when they get to some arbitrary date which just so happens to be far enough away for some new crisis to appear and fuck everything up again. However, he is technically right. People will want to see him play Street Fighter, but most of those people won't want to throw him money while watching.

 

[LordAutismo]

No he did not finished the story mode.

I thought he did. He mentioned something about unlocking Android 21 before his first rage quit.

 

[JohnnyBoi]

Phil is bitching about the tax guy again.

You'd think phil would get some self awareness and realize that part of the problem was trusting that guy's word and not doing research.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Looks like Phil gonna eat his words again to return to the Secret of Mana on Tuesday, i guess he'll do some offline grinding？ But that's hardwork guys! Takes so much effort!

And he is still begging heavily in his week in preview, what a greedy fuck

 

[Sparkletor]

I don't get the appeal of these replays. He played Bully before. He got roasted for not knowing basic geography. Doing it again proves nothing. He's not any smarter, he just knows what questions are going to be asked now and can have Google open to tell him the answers. Other than the geography, the TIHYDP of Bully was nothing special. If Phil wants to throw around the "wasting my time" excuse, this is literally a waste of his time. There is absolutely nothing to be gained from playing this game again.

Actually when the Bully fan club raided his stream the other day he could have gained a viewer or two if he wasn't a little bitch. They started posting their inside jokes and memes which Phil didn't understand and being paranoid of detractors he shut down his chat at set it to sub only. If Phil was really street smart he would have taken this opportunity to show people who probably only know of Phil in a negative light that he is a fun and entertaining streamer. Instead he pushed them away and reinforced the idea that Phil is just terrible at what he does.

 

[Draza]

I thought he did. He mentioned something about unlocking Android 21 before his first rage quit.

There's another theory that he bought the ultimate edition which comes with Android 21 before finishing the story.

 

[Plumbaby]

Looks like Phil gonna eat his words again to return to the Secret of Mana on Tuesday, i guess he'll do some offline grinding？ But that's hardwork guys! Takes so much effort!

And he is still begging heavily in his week in preview, what a greedy fuck

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[LordAutismo]

There's another theory that he bought the ultimate edition which comes with Android 21 before finishing the story.

My memory might be playing tricks on me but I recall him specifically saying something to the effect that, "I wasted all this time to unlock Android 21 so I can play her and the online sucks."

And I believe the premium edition unlocked the blue sayins. But I could be wrong there. I also know that the A21 unlock was later released as free DLC but I don't know if that was after Phil's first rage quit.

 

[Draza]

My memory might be playing tricks on me but I recall him specifically saying something to the effect that, "I wasted all this time to unlock Android 21 so I can play her and the online sucks."

And I believe the premium edition unlocked the blue sayins. But I could be wrong there. I also know that the A21 unlock was later released as free DLC but I don't know if that was after Phil's first rage quit.

Looking at the wikipedia, it says you have to beat the game to unlock Android 21. So he most likely did beat the story mode.

 

[kamekmagik]

It's always "everybody" from his mind. Remember that 1 or 2 people translates into "alotta peepul" to him.

*one person in stream chat says a game is boring*
Nobody is having fun, my fans don't want this. Everyone in the chat was saying it was boring and to change to another game.

 

[Wurstbrot]

*one person in stream chat says a game is boring*
Nobody is having fun, my fans don't want this. Everyone in the chat was saying it was boring and to change to another game.

Oh, if he stays the way he is this will literally be his audience. 1 person.
And then his "The chat says" will be the most saddest sentence a streamer has ever said.

Actually when the Bully fan club raided his stream the other day he could have gained a viewer or two if he wasn't a little bitch. They started posting their inside jokes and memes which Phil didn't understand and being paranoid of detractors he shut down his chat at set it to sub only. If Phil was really street smart he would have taken this opportunity to show people who probably only know of Phil in a negative light that he is a fun and entertaining streamer. Instead he pushed them away and reinforced the idea that Phil is just terrible at what he does.

But they made jokes and memes instead of giving him money, they are not real fans. So fuck them, right? Ack ack ack!

 

[A Witty Name]

(http://archive.is/SqvMA)

This again?

 

[johnny5150]

Actually when the Bully fan club raided his stream the other day he could have gained a viewer or two if he wasn't a little bitch. They started posting their inside jokes and memes which Phil didn't understand and being paranoid of detractors he shut down his chat at set it to sub only

Which bully video did that happen? I would love to see that

 

[Wurstbrot]

Here's a list of questions Phil would like to be asked in an interview:

• Why are your haters so stupid?
• How come your playthroughs are better than any other person on the web?
• You have a long legacy, how many years have you been doing this?
• Why is everyone jealous of you?
• You always get the hottest women, what's your secret?
• Why are the directors at YouTube so stupid?
• Other than that one time you said Minecraft was a bad game, is there anything you've else you've ever been incorrect about?
• How many times smarter are your fans as opposed to someone like Pewdiepie's?
• I heard you used to play fighting games have you ever been in a tournament, and if so, where were you ranked among American players?
• Lastly, how can we support your quality content to ensure you continue to provide us with daily entertainment out of your wonderful house?

And when he feels secure and doesn't get the snarky undertone:

• Where are you imagining yourself in 10 years?
• What are your plans to attract a new generation of viewers?
• Are there some people you would to give a shoutout for helping in your career?

I know his answers beforehand but I would like to hear it from himself.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Can't wait for Phil to stop beating the dead horse known as taxes. At this point who doesn't fucking know about it? It is not like he has 1000's of people who show up every now and again to his chat he needs to keep informed. His prestreams have to just be white noise to his fans while they talk like kids in 2nd grade who have heard curse words but have no idea what they actually mean. Maybe something good will come out of this birthday pity party he has set up, but that is so far away and you know he will push it every fucking day.

Just remember Phil viewers, give him enough but not too much or he will (claim) he owes even more in four months. If only he could have some kind of goal, like a specific amount you know you need to hit. Too bad the damn government doesn't tell you what you owe. You just have to show up on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial and throw a sack of coins at the tax mans feet for him to weigh, and if you are under they take the larger of your two houses.

 

[neger psykolog]

I think he deliberately times his screenshot to capture the text cursor because he knows everyone on KF is autistic and its his attempt as psyops. Its so DSP that he wants to go renovate his website that no one uses and will probably ever use in significant numbers, but still puts out a crappy schedule every day that not only looks bad but is also difficult to read.

He should get one of his fans to make him a nice photoshop or even excel template which he can just fill in with shit (I say that because his fans not only make his thumbnails, tell him what games to play and not play, tell him how to renovate his website, renovate the website for him but also hold his dick while he pisses)

(btw I couldn't see the text cursor you posted so I almost deleted it thinking it was an empty post lol)

 

[neger psykolog]

Can't wait for Phil to stop beating the dead horse known as taxes. At this point who doesn't fucking know about it? It is not like he has 1000's of people who show up every now and again to his chat he needs to keep informed. His prestreams have to just be white noise to his fans while they talk like kids in 2nd grade who have heard curse words but have no idea what they actually mean. Maybe something good will come out of this birthday pity party he has set up, but that is so far away and you know he will push it every fucking day.

Just remember Phil viewers, give him enough but not too much or he will (claim) he owes even more in four months. If only he could have some kind of goal, like a specific amount you know you need to hit. Too bad the damn government doesn't tell you what you owe. You just have to show up on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial and throw a sack of coins at the tax mans feet for him to weigh, and if you are under they take the larger of your two houses.

The way tevin looked at it kind of made sense. He's going to be put on a payment plan which is almost guaranteed and he already knows clearly about his federal taxes. All he's trying to do is pay the entire amount off at once so he doesn't get put on a payment plan.

But we all know what DSP will do: raise more than enough money to pay off his taxes in full, go for the payment plan, buy a 4k tv and PS4 pro a week later.

My question about the PS4 pro meme is that he wants to do 4K gaming. But that means the output will only be in 4K, which means he needs a 4K capture card (I assume he has a 1080p one). He also needs a PC that's capable of capturing 4k.

https://kotaku.com/new-capture-card-records-4k-60fps-video-if-your-pc-can-1820642132

That's right, you need a pretty strong processor as well as a GTX 10 series card, both of which Phil doesn't have.

So what will actually happen is that he'll either have to take out more loans and credit cards to get a better PC or buy all this shit, say the developers have bugged capture card mechanics and only be able to game in 1080p.

 

[PieceofShet]

The way tevin looked at it kind of made sense. He's going to be put on a payment plan which is almost guaranteed and he already knows clearly about his federal taxes. All he's trying to do is pay the entire amount off at once so he doesn't get put on a payment plan.

But we all know what DSP will do: raise more than enough money to pay off his taxes in full, go for the payment plan, buy a 4k tv and PS4 pro a week later.

My question about the PS4 pro meme is that he wants to do 4K gaming. But that means the output will only be in 4K, which means he needs a 4K capture card (I assume he has a 1080p one). He also needs a PC that's capable of capturing 4k.

https://kotaku.com/new-capture-card-records-4k-60fps-video-if-your-pc-can-1820642132

That's right, you need a pretty strong processor as well as a GTX 10 series card, both of which Phil doesn't have.

So what will actually happen is that he'll either have to take out more loans and credit cards to get a better PC or buy all this shit, say the developers have bugged capture card mechanics and only be able to game in 1080p.

HE has no plan to stream and capture in 4K. HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HIS VIEWERS AND THE QUALITY KHANTENT HE PUTS UP, HE WANTS IT FOR HIMSELF.
Even back, when he did the patreon goal for the 4ktv and ps4pro and pc, he said he needs it so he can personally see the difference and make better reviews. Since KOGAMING is out of the picture, he came up with the input lag excuse why needs a new TV.

 

[neger psykolog]

HE has no plan to stream and capture in 4K. HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HIS VIEWERS AND THE QUALITY KHANTENT HE PUTS UP, HE WANTS IT FOR HIMSELF.
Even back, when he did the patreon goal for the 4ktv and ps4pro and pc, he said he needs it so he can personally see the difference and make better reviews. Since KOGAMING is out of the picture, he came up with the input lag excuse why needs a new TV.

Then he'll need a 4k downsampler which I'm not sure are even commonly available. Basically the PS4 will only output 1080p or 4k, not both. So your PC has to be able to handle 4K snorts otherwise you're only going to be using 1080p

Also (this is talking about broadcasting from the PS4 itself without a capture card):

https://support.us.playstation.com/...broadcast-on-YouTube-using-your-PlayStation-4

 

[chairgate]

That's right, you need a pretty strong processor as well as a GTX 10 series card, both of which Phil doesn't have.

Cool, so now his PS4 is on the fritz, tv has an hour of input lag and his PC has been getting a bit slow now he comes to think about it...