Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

I dont think the eyebrows is why she looks so weird.
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It looks like her eyes are speeding towards a vortex in the center of her face. Her nose is just cute as a fucking button though.
 
Not so much "bad" as "badass". Before and after pics of a man who was severely burned and recieved a face transplant. Apologies for the weird photo cropping.
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He doesn't have movement or feeling in his face though.
Aww, good for him. For how easily plastic surgery can go wrong and for how often it's abused by people who just keep demanding more and doctors too eager to turn a profit, it's nice to remember the good it can do for people like him. If that photo is real, his surgeon(s) is an artist.

EDIT: Oh, I found a news article about him. The man is Patrick Hardison, a firefighter who lost his face on the job. His donor was David Rodebaugh, a young bike mechanic who died in an accident also related to his field.

A 41-year-old volunteer firefighter from Mississippi now lives with the face of a 26-year-old Brooklyn bike mechanic.

A plastic surgeon at the New York University Langone Medical Center performed the "most extensive" face transplant surgery in history, according to the hospital.

In 2001, when Patrick Hardison entered a burning home on a rescue search, the roof collapsed on him and his firefighter's mask burned onto his face, said Dr. Eduardo Rodriguez, who led the team of more than 150 staff members at NYU.

Hardison held his breath and jumped out a window.
He was left with disfiguring burns across his entire face, head, neck, and upper torso. He lost his eyelids, ears, lips, and most of his nose, as well as his hair, including his eyebrows.

After Hardison had more than 70 surgeries, a member of his church in Senatobia, Mississippi, saw stories about a transplant performed by Rodriguez, who was then at the University of Maryland Medical Center.

The church member reached out to Rodriguez, who later moved to NYU.

After waiting for more than a year, a donor was finally found: David Rodebaugh, a 26-year old bike mechanic who died in a biking accident on August 12, and whose heart, liver, kidney, eyes and bones went to other recipients.

Hardison's surgery took place two days later. It required 12 hours in the operating room to remove Rodebaugh's face and bring it to Hardison's operating room.

Rodriguez and his team gave Hardison a new face, scalp, ears and ear canals, and selected portions of bone from the chin, cheeks, and entire nose.

He also received new eyelids and the muscles that control blinking, as he was previously unable to close his eyes completely.

Since 1985, 28 face transplants have been performed worldwide. There have been three deaths related to the surgery but with otherwise "encouraging" results, according to a study co-authored by Rodriguez and published in The Lancet this year.

Rodriguez said that three months after the surgery, Hardison is doing well and is on the path to a full recovery. In six months, he should be able to speak normally, he said.

The entire procedure, which was paid for by NYU, cost between $850,000 and $1 million.

Hardison told New York magazine that he will spend the rest of his life in constant pain, but to have a face of his own, "I can live with the pain."
 
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Put a harpo marx wig and a top hat on the one on the left and it would be pretty cute. A trench coat would help too.
 
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Not so much "bad" as "badass". Before and after pics of a man who was severely burned and recieved a face transplant. Apologies for the weird photo cropping.
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He doesn't have movement or feeling in his face though.

There's been quite a few face transplants carried out in the last decade, but the really freaky thing is that it turns out these new faces age much quicker than normal ones.

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/heal...tart-fall-apart-over-time-report-says-n473646
 
There's been quite a few face transplants carried out in the last decade, but the really freaky thing is that it turns out these new faces age much quicker than normal ones.

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/heal...tart-fall-apart-over-time-report-says-n473646

That's crazy. Still, it's better than not having a face for sure...and patient 2, if the pictures are correct, actually looks pretty normal now. I guess with only 30 transplants done to date, there's so much to be learned yet.
 
There's been quite a few face transplants carried out in the last decade, but the really freaky thing is that it turns out these new faces age much quicker than normal ones.

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/heal...tart-fall-apart-over-time-report-says-n473646
I'm not really surprised. I heard that organ transplants in general are only good for 10 years tops. The transplant starts to degrade if it hasn't rejected you. The people who had face transplants are happy with their new faces and that's what matter. You can live with atrophied face, after all.
 
Plastic surgeons can do some amazing things, that's for damn sure. That said I came here to point and laugh at the freaks who totally brought it on themselves :epik::julay:

One thing that always fascinated me is people who get surgery to look like someone else. How fucking bizarre. Are creepy family members going to try to auction off celebrities' faces when they die? Ugh. If the internet has taught me anything, there would be takers :cryblood:


This woman is Crystal U, she actually looks pretty good, but she already looked somewhat close to Britney to begin with and I can't find a pic where the quality isn't dogshit so who knows.

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Matt and Mike Schlepp

"The twins spent months undergoing surgery and in recovery. Their procedures included a nose job and cheek, jaw and chin implants. Sometimes, they were even left unable to eat proper meals because of their operation. Between both of the brothers, they had 41 porcelain veneers."

Again the surgery isn't bad but the resemblance isn't there. I guess they had no better way to spend $30k

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With and without her Nefertiti makeup. 51 surgeries and a quarter million dollars and still requires a metric fuckton of makeup/filters to get the desired look. Now she just has that melty Caitlin Jenner/Howdy Doody puppet kind of look going on.

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Real Kim on left for reference. Her name is Claire Louise Leeson. I know "bargain bin Kim Kardashian" sounds like an oxymoron but goddamn. Again surgery isn't horrible but I see no resemblance when she isn't playing it up with makeup/copying specific photo poses
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Before, allegedly

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Really, she calls herself that. Obsessed with Pamela Anderson. She's 29 now and has been trying to turn herself into Pam for 14 years. Spent $50k or so and again, she's only 29.
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Pics say it all really

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Jordan Parke is on the left, real Kim on the right. I know it's hard to tell which is which so you're welcome. Quarter million well spent.
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Anyway these aren't on the level of some of the shit already posted in this thread but I find these people interesting. Someone smarter than me could probably speculate on what precisely the fuck is wrong with these people, but surely plain ol' body dysmorphia can't be the only thing going on here.
 
Matt and Mike Schlepp

"The twins spent months undergoing surgery and in recovery. Their procedures included a nose job and cheek, jaw and chin implants. Sometimes, they were even left unable to eat proper meals because of their operation. Between both of the brothers, they had 41 porcelain veneers."

Again the surgery isn't bad but the resemblance isn't there. I guess they had no better way to spend $30k

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They might have been aiming for Brad Pitt, but they ended up at Owen Wilson.
 
Wow, that Kardashian’s dudes lips look painful. He probably went to some basement and got unremovable oil barrel silicone to go with the permanent magic marker brow.

Those two boys look nothing like Brad Pitt, but they still did themselves a favor. Can’t complain there.
 
Wow, that Kardashian’s dudes lips look painful. He probably went to some basement and got unremovable oil barrel silicone to go with the permanent magic marker brow.

Those two boys look nothing like Brad Pitt, but they still did themselves a favor. Can’t complain there.

Yeah the twins were hideous before, they pretty much hit a royal flush of ugly features. They look nothing like Brad Pitt but in their case the surgery definitely corrected some of the butt ugly. (I’d also say acne treatment helped too.)
 
Matt and Mike Schlepp

"The twins spent months undergoing surgery and in recovery. Their procedures included a nose job and cheek, jaw and chin implants. Sometimes, they were even left unable to eat proper meals because of their operation. Between both of the brothers, they had 41 porcelain veneers."

Again the surgery isn't bad but the resemblance isn't there. I guess they had no better way to spend $30k

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Why these two didn't just embrace their inner Beavis and Butthead, I'll never understand. They look more like fucking Napoleon Dynamite than any iteration of Brad Pitt.
 
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